Cruelest Joke Novels & Stories

"If I hadn't looked, how would I have known that the person my fiance loves the most is his ex-girlfriend?" A flicker of guilt flashed through Jared's eyes, but he immediately blustered to cover it up. "It's just a joke between friends! Must you make such a big deal out of it? I swear, you're getting more and more unreasonable every day!" With that, he haphazardly stuffed the gift boxes back into his suitcase, picked it up, and stormed off to the guest room. All that was left was that cheap pair of pearl earrings lying alone on the floor.

He said it in a childish tone. "Oh really, but I though your name was Caleb." Jazz replied playing along. "Oh no, I am not Caleb. He disturbs people who want to be left alone but ME, I am Mr. Laughter people enjoy my company." "Oh really?" "Yes." He said it continuing the same innocent tone in his voice. "Shall I tell you a joke?" "Please go on." "Once there was an old man who died at a very young age hahaha..." He ended his short joke with his own laughter

No, he couldn't mean anything like that. I swallowed and took a deep breath and caught up with Edim, who was in front of me with a few steps. "How am I going to put up with you?" he said in a stern voice. I said without looking at her face. " You're making nasty jokes." He paused and looked me in the eye, "Shall we test if I'm joking when he tries to run again?" ' he asked as he made eye contact with every part of my body. "For instance, you're lying face down on my desk with your hands behind your back like a criminal..."

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...

He was the most violent from what I noticed. "Or we can just feed their bodies to my lion and send them a video," Marcos said and Garret agreed with a nod of his head, he was enthusiastic about watching. I looked at them horrified before my eyes trailed to the logical brother, Jamal, but he didn't care about It. His mind wasn't here with us. "No, you won't do any of those vile things!" I shouted, now getting their attention. "Alpha, how can you allow your men to disdain dead soldiers that way?" I said.

It was like someone punched me straight in the stomach. The laughter exploded even louder this time. It rolled through the hall, echoing against the walls like waves crashing down on me. It wasn’t just laughter—it was cruel, piercing, made to tear me apart. The kind of laugh people used when they wanted to crush you until you couldn’t breathe anymore. Adrian and Tricia’s laughs rose above everyone else’s, sharp and triumphant. I could see Tricia clutching her stomach as if it was the funniest thing she’d ever seen.

“You were the first person I saw when I opened my eyes. Doesn’t that mean you’re my mom?” ‘Oh my god,’ Ina wheezed, ‘this is too good! I have to call my mother now, she can’t have ever seen comedy like this before!’ She was laughing so hard she could barely get the words out. ‘You’re a werewolf, not a bird – but only a bird would think that the first person it sees is its mother. Oh my god,’ she said again, sucking in a ragged breath, her eyes sparkling with mirth. ‘That’s the best joke of the year, and the dumbest Alpha of the year. An Alpha who wants to be a bird!’ She shook her head in disbelief.

I shook my head, "no... no... you don't get to..you can now go back to your amazing comedian friends and forget this confused hated prick.." "Precious they didn't mean what they were saying okay. They were just making jokes..." "Making ME a fucken joke.. that's what they were doing.. that's what YOU were doing. I'm a fucken joke to you... my life is a joke to you. I don't get you.. I swear to God I do not get you at all." "Your ankle is swelling please let me just..."

"I heard Mr. Tate offended someone abroad, and his enemies rounded up a dozen vagrants to rape him. Never thought it'd turn out to be true." Shane's face went deathly pale in an instant. Even with the piano for support, he could barely stay on his feet. The household staff panicked, momentarily unable to find the switch. Just then, a sharp pain suddenly shot through my hand. Caitlin had already shot up and rushed forward, smashing the screen to pieces. In her desperate haste, she scraped my finger with her ring, drawing several lines of blood.

It wasn't just me who heard what Hubert Lock said. His parents heard them too. Laidman Lock immediately raised a hand and smacked Hubert lightly on the arm, irritation creeping into his voice. "What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Who jokes with their wife like that?" Michelle Lock quickly patted the back of my hand and comforted me softly. "Crystal, don't take it to heart. It's April Fools' Day, isn't it? Hubert was just being thoughtless and making a joke."