Cruelest Joke Novels & Stories

The ring struck the marble with a clean little sound, sharp enough to cut through the laughter. “Wilson,” I said, “we’re done.” His smile faded into annoyance. “Don’t make a thing out of this. It was cake, Viv. I’ll get the dress cleaned. Chloe has pulled way worse stunts, and honestly, she went easy on you tonight.” Chloe lifted both hands, all wounded innocence. “It was a joke. If you didn’t like it, fine, we won’t do it again. Why go straight to breaking up?” Someone at the back snorted. “Told you she couldn’t take a joke.”

he laughs “it’s utterly childish, I wouldn’t want your opinion of me damaged by explaining the joke” “Oh well, now you have to say! Me and my friends have a rule that we can’t say that we have a story and then say at the same time that we can’t impart the story, it’s just cruel!” He seems to struggle, as if he was deciding whether I was someone who would take offence when told a dirty joke or a blonde joke. I don’t. I was raised by farmers, I’ve heard far worse. “Ok, well, it’s not particularly funny…”he pauses. “ I’ll tell you what, I’ll tell you our private joke after we’ve ordered the food.”

He says proudly, looking to his left at his friends. I run the tip of my tongue over my top teeth, leaning over the bar and I look the sleazy prick right in his poo brown eyes. "Show me your dick, and if it's the biggest bastard I've ever seen, I'll let you touch my tits," I say in a cruel tone knowing full well that he has a small dick. It's been spreading around the clubhouse like a plague. He's the butt of many small dick jokes and the prick is too slow to realise they are all about him.

Facing the pearl curtain, they said gloomily, "Miss Sue, take a look at what this country bumpkin is doing." "He is really bold. He actually dared to knock down the good wine on the ground. He is simply wasting a heavenly treasure. Such a person deserves to die." "You're right, Miss Sue. As long as you give the order, I'll kill him for you." "You want to kill him?" Upon hearing this, the nearby pangolin, who had just moved, became interested. "Hehe, are you serious?" This was probably the only joke that could really make Samuel cheer up all night.

Beta Lorenzo shouted "And I also realized that accepting your stupid title was my dumbest mistake, I have had enough of you and everything, dethrone me if you want, that's not gonna even happen because the people of silver pack hates you and your useless daughter, you both have showed them your true colors, you kept up showcasing how stupid you both are and how greedy you are, You can as well decide to kill me, your daughter will remain a window forever and the dream of you having a grandson will never happen coz no one will ever marry her again, so do you worse." Jacob ranted and walked away.

"You may be right, but only a crazy man will starve himself to death, in which there are faster means to death available." Alexis burst to a round of laughter at the joke from Jude, because it was so hilarious to her, even Jude also laugh at his own joke as well. "So tell me Jude, the faster means to death." Alexis said still laughing, she then folded her arms together and she looked so serious.

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

It might help if I get lost…or accidentally set the apartment on fire,” I teased, getting a hint of a smile that he buried by denying. "Or you'll probably starve the poor animal to death," he returned the joke, narrowing his gaze, making the lines of expression visible at the corners of his eyes. Since the incident in my bathroom we acquired the ability to joke when it came to Alzheimer's. Black jokes made the situation less overwhelming. He was the first person he could joke with like this. My friends didn't like it when he said things like that and found it cruel; what they didn't understand was that at the end of the day the one who would live in limbo would be me, and taking it so seriou

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."