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When Maddie Stewart accidentally saves the life of the billionaire's son, her life takes a huge dramatic turn. From being accused of abducting the child she had saved, to being offered a high paying job as the child's live-in nanny, Maddie's life suddenly becomes a rollercoaster of drama. And when the cold billionaire suddenly serves her with a marriage proposal out of the blue, she thought she was going to lose her mind… Would Maddie accept the marriage proposal of the billionaire dad? Especially as she was starting to develop some sort of affection for him? Would she be able to handle his cold and aloof nature? Would she be able to tame the billionaire dad? Well, the answers to these questions are only a few chapters away.

Terra, a lost Omega in her pack, has always understood her station—below everyone else. But despite being at the bottom of the food chain, she's loved and adored, particularly when a lost boy named Damian comes to their territories. Having no memory of who he is, Damian finds solace in Terra, and she in him. They form a connection that's full of promise and hope for a future that's hers at last—until it all falls apart. Damian starts to transform. He is distant and cold, attracted to a different girl who seems to understand him in ways Terra never had. The pain of the betrayal is bad enough, but the worst pain is the mystery of his true nature. Who is Damian, truly? And why did he leave the passion they shared so readily? Determined to find out what is going on, Terra calls for the assistance of her loyal best friend, Bryan. The search leads to an astonishing discovery: Damian is the offspring of Delton, the infamous Alpha of the Lunar Pack. With this discovery, Terra hatches a daring plan—gain Delton's trust to find out more about Damian and determine how to reclaim him. But the scheme goes awry in the most unlikely way. Delton is not what she expected. He's powerful, and forceful, and awakens a side of Terra she never realized she possessed. As their taboo desire intensifies, Terra is torn between two powerful attachments—her past love for Damian, and the allure of the Alpha who is off-limits. What begins as a journey for reclaimed love becomes something sinister. The more Delton Terra finds out, the more she understands that she might have been pursuing the wrong man—and the wrong fate—entirely.

Nathaniel Hemlock was once one of the most feared pirates to ever sail the seas. His endless quest for gold and power claimed many lives but never concerned him since his heart had long hardened. That is until one day that desire took a dark turn. For power and gold he traded not only his own soul but that of his crew. Now he is cursed to sail the seas until the end of time, unless 1000 more souls are given, one a year...all must be children which was one of the only things he would never do. Present day. Lloyd has always scoffed at the legends that bring visitors to his town near the sea, and with the arrival of a movie crew it's gotten worse. Returning home one evening he sees a strange, old fashioned boat docked and curiously decides to board it. A decision he soon regrets. Once onboard he cannot leave. Nathaniel is not best pleased but there is little he can do and decides to use Lloyd as a cabin boy to make himself useful while he continues to search for another way of breaking his curse and freeing his crew. Their lives will soon become more entwined and perhaps Lloyd is the one who can warm the frozen heart.

I still didn't understand what he said. I couldn't think of anything I had done to hurt him. Maybe I was really clueless about what was going on in his life. I wiped the tears off my face with my sleeve. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have yelled." He said looking away. I sniffed. " So....was ...was..what we had...was our marriage...fake? " He sighed and remained silent. At that moment, I realized that the man I had loved and spent 10 years of my life with not only betrayed me by taking another wife but tried to take everything from me. He came into my life for revenge; he married me for revenge, and he loved me for revenge. Revenge for something I knew nothing about. On top of all that, we even had children. My Father was on his side, and he made me choose ...Divorce my husband and lose the right to being his only heir and lose custody over my children or get used to the fact that my husband married another woman and lived the rest of my life in luxury and misery. I can only hope that someone or something saves me from this hell hole.

Amanda Smith, who decided to go home early after her contract couldn't be renewed due to the school's financial problem. On getting home, only for her to meet her fiance and her best friend having an intimate section together. She moved out of the apartment she shared with her friend. Eric Adam, a tech billionaire, also a single dad, needs a teacher and a mentor for his son who was on probation in school. What will happen when Amanda teaches and mentors the son and falls in love with him? Will Eric return her feelings or ignore them due to his last relationship with his ex-wife?

Two hearts who meet almost a thousand years back are forced apart by the cruel hands of death who take away one of them. The other vows to bring his beloved back, which he did, but had to pay a price. One thousand years later, Ariel is found regaining consciousness after the supposed coma she had been in. She finds herself in an unknown room with no recollection of her memories, and is forced to live with the cold hearted Damien. What will happen when she realizes who she is?

Dark Romance; A spoiled girl’s game leads her into the arms of an attractive, no-nonsense man. Logline: After playing a reckless game, a spoiled and gullible girl did not expect to find herself in a serious relationship with an intriguing and no-nonsense guy who starts to discipline her. Excerpt: She listened as he stepped forward with his belt, moving closer to her and crowding her with the musky scent he was wearing. She fought to hold back her fear as finally, he came to stand behind her. She felt his fingers gently combing her hair down over her shoulders. Then he started speaking slowly, his deep voice starting to shake her demeanor as he talked to her."You didn't marry a soft knight in shining armor that will cuddle, ignore and pet you every time you choose to deliberately get out of line. I will punish you thoroughly for your disobedience..." WARNING! This is Dark Romance. Do not read if you find the theme offensive.

Rejection has never been so hurting especially if it's coming from one's own family. Switched at birth, Sophia only knew her true identity at 15 but that true identity has only brought her a complicated life. Pregnant out of wedlock, her fiance left her to get married to her sister. Lost her baby and got disowned. Sophia has only learnt the hard way of life that she now considered it, the normal way. But she chose her path, to be strong and live for herself and five years later, she returned to the city, saved a little boy and that encounter brought about something different from what Sophia has always known and believed...

A fateful meeting between a gangster boss and a girl who was lured and kidnapped by others, both had adventures and since then began to develop feelings for each other.

Apa benar pelangi terindah datang setelah badai? Lantas mengapa badai ini tidak kunjung usai? Secantik apakah pelangi itu nanti? Jika hidup ini tentang penghargaan dan hukuman, maka kesalahan macam apa yang membuatnya harus menerima hukuman seberat ini? Bella adalah seorang aktris dengan sejuta rahasia. Selama hampir tiga tahun berkarier di dunia entertaiment, tidak ada satu pun orang yang mengetahui tentang siapa Bella sebenarnya. Siapa sangka dibalik wajah cantik tanpa senyuman itu menyimpan segudang rahasia? Suatu ketika rumor menghantam gadis berusia dua puluh lima tahun itu. Hal tersebut memaksa Bella untuk berurusan dengan seorang pengacara. Allen adalah seorang pengacara andal yang menangani kasus Bella. Awalnya ia sangat menolak untuk mengurus kasus selebritas. Namun, saat mengetahui salah satu rahasia Bella, membuat Allen semakin penasaran. Ia kemudian memutuskan untuk bersedia menangani kasus Bella. Satu persatu rahasia Bella terbongkar. Allen menjadi orang pertama yang mengetahui semua rahasia Bella. Mulai dari gadis itu mengidap kelainan langka, sampai kebiasaannya meminum obat penenang.