Novel & Cerita Dark Humor Dad Jokes

“Yeah, yeah, Dad. I’ll take care of it. See you at home.” I have to fight the urge to laugh out loud. Dad. Of course. It’s almost too perfect. Mike, the tough guy who prides himself on his bravado, still answering to Daddy. I lean back further, smirking to myself. This night might turn out to be worth it after all.

Just when I thought I have succeeded in escaping his questions he still found a way to ask another question. “Dad, he has work to do and…” “And what?” My dad asked curiously. “We got into a fight.” My dad started laughing the moment he heard what I said. I thought when my dad hears this it'll make him give up on both of us but instead he thinks we are evenore compatible now. “Sorry, I just can't hold in the laughter.” My dad said to me, still laughing. “Why is it funny?” “You know, today has to be the best day of my life, it's been a while since I was genuinely happy like today.” My dad said to me excitedly. I don't know what's funny to him but it felt great seeing my dad laugh so hard.

, dad and I screamed at the same time and then look at each other questioningly. Soon, we erupted into guffaws and I fell down while laughing. What? I just can't handle it! I can't bear see or hear someone laughing. What can I do? I am just like I am! "Why is your mom so excited to go next door?", dad asked when he had finally composed himself and raised an eyebrow in question. I love it when he does that. He appears more severe and serious. I just love it! You must be wondering why I like it when my dad is sometimes serious? It's just that my dad is always joking around when he's at home but one should also be serious in life and my dad looks even more funnier when he does that.

He was laughing so hard, he started choking. I was shocked dad would make an inappropriate comment like this. "Dad! Did you really just say I may be a smelly woman! GROSS! DAD!" Dad turned beet red. I could tell he spoke without thinking, and he was embarrassed. "Fuck, I'm so sorry, Lisa. I was joking around and didn't think that. I went too far. I'm really sorry."

“Because he had too many ruff days.” For a moment, I just stare at him, completely dumbfounded. Then, against all odds, a short laugh escapes me. It’s brief, more a huff of air than anything else, but it’s there. If the situation were different, I would laugh and compare his dad jokes with that of Dixie's.

Your Dad can't take jokes; you need to tell him jokes. "I couldn't tell my father jokes if I tried, and I'm far too hungry for that." "Well, you better start eating then."

he added while crossing his arms and pouting. “Oh c’mon Dad ! I know you love me so much and missed my pranks,” I chuckled and he instantly shot a glare towards me. “Yeah as if I couldn’t stay without taking a bath in God knows whose shit and tripping myself on my own shoes filled with fucking crabs and seaweed,” Dad X narrowed his eyes at me. “Hey ! Those baths are beauty baths and that’s not tripping, Dad ! It’s just that the floor needs a hug sometimes,” I said and by the end of the sentence, my Mom and Beta were coughing so loud to hide their laughter.

"What's so funny?" "Joke, dad. I just received a funny joke.", I lied. "Oh, read it loudly so that even we will smile or laugh at that joke", Dad announced, making me and Klaus shocked. He started coughing loudly. Dad offered him water to drink. He was offering him water and then he would offer him poison. I thought. "Read it, Falak.", Dad said. "After lunch, dad. We shouldn't use our phones during lunch.", I tried to give the best excuse which I could come up with at that moment.

" (he will be handsome afterall ,he has gone on his father) Dad said proudly to which mom started laughing loudly, like dad had just cracked a very funny joke. I was looking at mom to dad and dad to mom, while standing there like a statue on my place. Dad's looked offended at this, as his face become red out of anger, and this time he snapped at mom. "Why are you laughing like a mad woman? What is here to laugh?" dad asked mom while gritting his teeth. "I am laughing becoz, mistakenly I heard you saying that Advay's handsome-ness has gone on you." Mom said still giggling.

I said annoyed and Dad laughed softly. I mean, I'm pretty, not handsome. "You really are my heir, even if you don't admit it I know you like Trix too." Dad said. He patted my shoulder before leaving. Is Daddy really funny? I want something!? Trix pfft so funny. That's the funniest joke I've ever heard! "HAHAHA---ermm" I stopped when the door suddenly opened and I saw my secretary flirting. He flirts with me sometimes-- well, not always, when I'm here at the company, he attracts me pfft he doesn't know that I'm sick of him.