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“Looks like you are still a fuck boy, Henry.” “Yes I am and this is obviously a very open invitation.” We all laughed out loud. “We are here to catch up not to let ass control us.” “Big Jamaican ass you mean? Of course it can control us.” I rolled my eyes at Henry. “We would create the group chat after this bro date.”

Why did I fall in love with him. ‘ Anyways let me add you in our group chat so you can ask the others yourself, some might be interested especially Ray.’ He sent. ‘ Okay.’ And a notification popped out saying you have been added to association of dickheads. Huh ? What a weird name! Oh well…they are weird. I clicked on the notification directing me to the group. ‘ Dexton change this group's name. Who made him the admin again ? I don't understand why you are the admin.’ The message was sent from someone identified as dickhead two.

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

Joan messenged first and Sofia face lit up in excitement. ~ “Girls!!!” Joan texted ~ “ Are you this jobless” Sofia asked with a smirk. ~ “ Did you create this group to annoy people, me especially” Joan replied ~ “ Not really but that's not a bad idea” Joan replied. ~ “ Let's name the group first” Minnie said ~ “ Great idea, I thought nobody was going to shut them up” Phoebe said and Sofia sent a frowning emoji. ~ “I have a great name in mind” Joan said

My gaze landed on a new user added to the group chat. Unlike everyone else, the user had no username, with a hamster as a profile picture. I sneered. Very unprofessional. With the rage bubbling in me, I typed away on my keyboard. Spilling my thoughts about how unprofessional it was to not use an actual name and picture in an important work group. Satisfied, I exhaled and clicked the send arrow. But just then... Mr. Crawford's message popped up just as mine uploaded. His message tagged the strange user. [Welcome to the group chat, Mr. Davenport.]

Okay, this shit got to stop, maybe I should try a joke or something? “Hello triple Ds” I say chuckling awkwardly and they just stand there not knowing what to say. “you know, because the names of the three of you starts with a D” I explain my bad joke. “Yah we got it” Dylan says with a fake chuckle, okay, maybe that joke can still be saved. “I’m a double D myself” I say laughing liking my own joke and all their eyes instantly go to my breasts. I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden.

" I said. I took my phone which was now 66% percent and opened my whatsapp to chat with Jamila and Aisha. Before when we were friends with those three (Maryam, Yasmin and Hafsat) we had our group called 'cute creatures'. But when we fought we canceled the group and made our own just the two of us. Thank God they were both online. Me: hey guys Jamila: hey bae Aisha: hlo how are you feeling now girl??? Me: I'm doing gr8all thanks to my family Aisha: *clears throat* 😏 Me: and ma cutey pies here too. Jamila: now ya talking. Aisha: hey how bout we meet tomorrow my at Kids mania you know to lighten up the mood. Me: dats a good idea. What time? Jamila: how bout 2?

Chapter 22 – Group chat (everyone's account handles Niklaus - Demon King «DK» Alexis - Sexy Boss Lady «SBL» Zarah - Golden Goddess «GG» Emma - Sexy Chef «SC» Zain - Alpha «A» Taylor - Angelbaby «AB» Zelina - Pink «P» Raven - Sexy God «SG» Catherine - Tech Goddess «TG» Mason - IceKing «IK» Reign - Principal Stevens «PS»)

WHO GAVE ME THIS NICKNAME IN THIS GROUP CHAT? Cereal_killer Uh...ask the admin. Noah's_wifey WHO IS THE ADMIN? Yes_you_suck I think soph. I_pooped What?! It's you, not me! Yes_you_suck No u! I_pooped No u! Cereal_killer No u! Noah's_wifey -_- I_pooped No u! Yes_you_suck No u! Noah's_wifey Why do I have a feeling that everyone except me is the admin?

Wood Powder: 🌚🌚🔫🔫🔫. Sensor Saw: My goodness, DJ. Loose Powder: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄. You guys makes me lazy 😐😐😐. Sensor saws: sorry, baby 😗😗😗😗. Among the 6 humans, they were busy forming a group with their respective names, and only they knew each other's pseudonyms. Yes, the group was formed without Cheryl in it. The group's goal is to make Cheryl 'happy'.