Dumb Things To Say Novels & Stories

Stupid flowers don't even why I bothered. Damn…this isn't good

Girls like her should be seen as treasures, priceless treasures. "A penny for your thoughts Dumbi," Tomi said, breaking into my thoughts. How come! I am in the presence of a woman and I'm thinking about another one. What is wrong with me? "Oh! Sorry. I got carried away a bit." I apologized. "Sure, no problem. I don't really like this place, Dumbi. It is really ugly. I'm not enjoying their services at all. How come they are playing old musics." Tomi said, lamenting.

I can’t believe I called my one and only crush a wall! You piece of poop. Summer you should go and see the doctor. Oh.. I know, you should go home and eat your moms cake and play call of duty.. Yeah, that will help me for sure. Gahh!! if only I kept my freaking mouth shut, none of this would have happened but no.. Ms. clumsy here is one stupid person who can’t control her stupid mouth of hers.

The next words that came out of his mouth surprised me. 'As if. Even an insane person will tell who was in who's the way. Is he stupid? Of course, He is! Otherwise, no one would come up with such a bad excuse.' "Did you just called me Stupid?" "Oh, God! Don't tell me I said that out loud." "Stupid girl. God can not answer you. But just for your information, you did say it out loud."

This won’t be the first time it would be happening to him. He had come on some dates in his early twenties, and they all had ended the same way. The girl would come. She would smile, start the conversation, and in a few minutes when she would stop talking or ask him some question, it would all be over. He would tell her by signaling with his fingers that he was dumb and couldn’t speak. She would open her eyes wide. Some would stay for a quick coffee or lunch out of politeness, others would make some excuse and leave. Then there were those who would get up immediately and with rolling eyes would shout how their parents or friends (whoever had set up the date) had duped her and not told her sh

One of his puppets blurted out. What the— Now this dude has actually spoilt my plans, but wait not entirely, let's hear what our dumb drake has to say. "Fuck," he cursed, "are you all that weak? He's dangerous, I am more dangerous. So get your butt up and let's start moving." He screamed furiously at his puppets who had no choice but to do as ordered. Okay dude isn't only dumb, he's stupid, the dumbest living thing I've ever seen. That was really fast.

"I could show you incredible things. Makes you feel things you've only seen in movies. Things you've only dreamt about." What was wrong with this man? Why was he saying stupid things? I knew that he was clearly talking about sexual things and we only just met. "You can go and screw yourself." I snapped in annoyance, causing a few people to stare. Nate chuckled.

The front doors swooshed open and were slammed shut, followed by loud thuds which were supposed to be footsteps, coming closer towards the dining room. "There's the missing child." Smartass began and spoke like a, well, smart ass. How is my intuition always right? What am I saying? I'm smart as fuck. That's why. Stop lying to yourself babes. You like to think you're smart. You're street smart. But you're a complete dumbass. Don't get it twisted. I hate my mind.

Paisley asks, furrowing her brow. “That’s just an expression that means, where he went wrong or the mistake that took him down the wrong path.” I explain. “And in Daddy’s case that’s thinking that we’re better off without him.” “Mommy, that’s not an error, I think the word you’re looking for is just stupid.” Parker points out, quite astutely. “I love Daddy, but he’s being a big dumb-dumb.” I purse my lips to hold back my laughter. My pups know better than to call other people stupid, and in fairness, I’ve never heard them lob the word at other children. Still, I can’t argue with Parker’s assessment. Ethan is definitely being a dumb-dumb.

“‌P⁠atience‌ is a virtue.” ⁠Damon groane‍d. “Oh God, you know I hate it when you say s‍hit like that.” I lifted a brow. “Shit like what?⁠” He glanced at me. “Shit l⁠ike patience is a virtue, y⁠ou sound like a fucking sixty y‍ear old.” ‌I snort‌ed. “Th‌e⁠y‌’re idioms, Damon.” “I d⁠on‌’‌t give a fuck what they ar‍e. They’‌re‌ stupid⁠.”