Flirty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

She scoffed. "Just like a candle can burn my shirt, I want to dump my hot sperm in you. Do you care to burn too?" I whispered, my fingertips grazing her arm. "Is that a pickup line? Sperms don't burn, sir." I chuckled, yanking her more closer to me so that her lips are pressed against my hard chest. "Tell me what my sperm does to you then? If it doesn't burn, tell me what happens when you feel it in you or better still when I release it and it flows down your pussy."

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

I'm innocent you shameless perverted human bunny. "Excuse me?" I furrowed my eyebrows with anger at his comment. "I mean your skirt got wet by the droplets of water." he smiled while pointing at the bottle which he just placed and looked down to my skirt where there are some wet traces of water droplets. "By the way did you get hurt? Falling from-" he asked again in a whisper. Wait I know this pick up line. Seriously Aiden? You're flirting shamelessly with me? Right in the meeting?

Yes, you guessed it right. He was the one who had, had lunch with me the other day. And since then, his pick up lines and flirtatious one liners never ceased to stop around me. “I was wondering if you could tell me something- if you are here, then who is running heaven ?” he flirted shamelessly. See ? Told y’ all !! I giggled and replied, “Did the Devil from Hell come here to waste his breath on a mortal like me ?” I innocently asked while batting my eyelashes.

You might want to dial it back a little bit because I'm already obssessed. I was so red from blushing and I look like an idiot trying to keep my calm composure while I'm internally screaming and I'm fighting the urge to smile. He gently hold my cheeks, "It really works, huh? Damon's cheesy pick up lines to make you look cuter." That's unfair, that's a double kill from Dylan.

So, Natalie let him hold her still and said slowly, "Because the first time I married you, I don't have the time to consider. I want to be careful the second time, okay? Besides, am I so easy to pursue? I will marry you as soon as you propose?" "So, you mean you want me to propose a few more times?" "Why don't you give it a try? Maybe one day, when I'm in a good mood, I'll agree to it!" "Then..." He hugged her even tighter and put his lips close to her ear, and flirted, "Honey, can you marry me again?" Natalie's heart almost melted when he called her "honey"... Damn it! Who said that this guy didn't know how to flirt? He was good!

I said, annoyance hovering on my face, He snickered, “You never know. You don’t require a knife though. Your looks are killer enough.” I rolled my eyes, “Did you plan to eat some rotten cheese today? That was such a bad catch-up line.” “Was it now? It has been some time since I flirted so apologies.” he winked, I licked my lip and asked, “How many girls have you flirted with till now?” He looked away in a thoughtful gaze, his eyebrows drawn close, “Hmm. I have lost count.” My eyes widened slightly, but I tried to keep it all down. I did not want to show him that I was affected by any of his words. Though, the truth was completely the opposite. I was affected.

Mr Bruce sounded solemn and serious while commenting this. Oriel looked at him in an awkward way, "Eww!" she exclaimed. "I can see that you are really bad at complementing and making pick up lines." Mr. Bruce couldn't control his laugh at what she just said. "But I always believed that flirting is what I am best at." Oriel shook her face in disagreement, while trying contain her laugh in her mouth. "Please never do that again." "Okay. I won't." They laughed looking at each other. "By the way, I am really grateful for what you did for me."

I asked him in confusion. “You must get out of this building and get to the ground where you would flirt with four guys of my choice… and I would give the fifth choice to you… Any one you like… Total five guys” He said and I couldn’t process what he was saying. How can I flirt with anyone? I have never been confident or brave to flirt with random guys. How am I supposed to flirt? What is this guy asking me to do? I thought in my mind while shaking my head in a no. “No, no… Please, I can’t do this” I insisted.

I say in an unbelieving tone, feeling his once again hard cock resting between my thighs. " Don't accuse me, when it is all your doing. " " What have you eaten to make you this cheesy today?" ask laughing a little because today he is behaving si carefree and unlike me. Stefano is more demanding than cheesy, in bed also he will get things done with straight words no bothering or flirting, I thought flirting is something that he doesn't have in himself. But today he is surprising me with his so flirty pickup lines. " I have eaten nothing, just drunk in love. " this time I couldn't hold myself and crust out laughing, I turn in his hand and immediately fawn at the cheeky smoke on his face.