Funniest Cartman Novels & Stories

"But I'm the worst joke teller in this universe." "No, I'm pretty sure I am. Then you go first." "Well, what happens if a wolf falls into the washing machine?" "Uh, I have no idea." "It becomes a wash and a werewolf." He then makes a BA-DUM-CHA sound with his mouth and bursts into a wide smile. He must know he's pulled the worst prank ever known to mankind, or he wouldn't be so proud. Even though it's stupid, I catch myself laughing anyway. Laughing until the tears flow, falling like rainwater washing my face and arms. Crying until it's impossible to stop, impossible to forget what lies ahead.

The curved section of the wall was nowhere near deep enough to offer her enough room to hide. Heh. He could not help but chuckle at such a humorous scene. The bodyguard was about to say something when he suddenly heard Odell’s chuckle. He asked with intrigue, “Master Carter, what are you laughing at?" “Nothing, I just thought of a joke." This only confused the bodyguard further. Before he could make sense of what was happening, Odell suddenly added, "There's this pig that thinks it’s the smartest pig in the world. In truth, it’s unbelievably stupid and clumsy, but it’s too stupid to even realize it.”

He fumed “My badd…” Nate managed to say in between his laughs “I bet you’d find it very funny when your friend comes” Wyatt spat and walked out of the caravan

he said smiling. "It’s a cartoon show," I said and his smile disappeared. "Kitten, you’re not a kid anymore….you’re married and you’re still into the so-called Barbie?" he asked. "What! is it a crime, I love cartoons so, so, much….even if I'm a hundred years old, I’ll still watch cartoons, especially Tom and Jerry," I said and he burst into laughter. I’ve never seen him laugh like that before. He landed on the bed holding his stomach. "Ki…. Kitten you’re….so… unbelievable…hahaha.."

"Sweetheart, don't talk to him like that. Max is just showing filial piety." He smiled mockingly. I couldn't believe it. Two complete perverts. And I'd thought Max was the best man in the world. How could I have been so blind? Suddenly, Max doubled over, clutching his stomach, laughing so hard he could barely stand. "Hahaha. Bro, she's adorable." "Yeah. Really adorable." I looked up, bewildered, at the two lunatics.

I couldn’t help but smile back. “How are you feeling?” my mother asked Willow gently. “I’m okay. I actually feel quite good,” Willow replied. “That’s great to hear.” The atmosphere felt a bit awkward as we all struggled to reconnect. Carter, however, found a way to break the silence, “Well, while you all catch up, I’m going to take a piss.” “Come on!” “Carter!” “Seriously!” We all yelled after him as he stumbled from his seat, laughter bubbling up and helping to ease the tension.

I would continue to rise above his insults and mistreatment, unyielding in my pursuit of self-worth and acceptance. As we rode in the chariot towards Austin's pack, a wave of lightheartedness washed over us. Austin and I found ourselves caught up in a playful banter, our laughter ringing through the air. "Did you hear the one about the mischievous squirrel who stole all the nuts from the pack's storage?" I chuckled, unable to contain my amusement. Austin grinned, his eyes sparkling with mirth. "No, do tell!" I launched into the tale, adding exaggerated gestures and animated expressions to enhance the comedic effect. Austin's laughter erupted, contagious and infectious. The sound reverberated

It was fake一it must be! “Ha-ha-ha…” He burst out laughing aloud once again. He found it amusing that the Carters put up such a low-quality act for him. They were faced with imminent death, yet they still tried to play a trick like this on him. Did they really think that they could deceive him?

“You crashed a golf cart into the dean’s fountain.” “It was an accident.” “It was absolutely not.” “It was.” “You were racing.” “We were testing acceleration.” “You were racing.” “It was scientific.” Daniel laughed so hard I had to pull the phone away from my ear. “Scientific?” “It was.” “You launched a golf cart into a fountain.” “Technically the fountain launched itself into my path.” “Dave.” “It did.” “You’re impossible.” “I became a responsible adult.” “You became a billionaire.” “Same difference.” That made him laugh even harder.

The amount of scoldings he receives from the other family in our team can’t be overemphasized. Our kids didn’t really query him but they look sad for being the first to fall off the game. “I’m really sorry kids, Tell me what I can do to make it up to you guys.” Carlton is feigning a cry-face as we are walking away from the Game scene. I don’t know what I’m expecting from the kids but I certainly didn’t expect the abrupt switch of mood. One second they are frowning so hard and next when they look at Carlton, they all burst out laughing in sync. Andre takes the lead.