Funniest Dark Humor Jokes Novels & Stories

Finally, I got a proper look at them: one was plus-sized like me, with long blonde hair and piercing blue eyes behind thick glasses, she remined me of my sisters; the other had deeper brown skin than mine, a height and body of a super model and a beautiful healthy afro. “Don’t let him get to you,” the second woman said with a warm smile. I sighed. “I shouldn’t have gone to that fast food in the first place. Why do people insult others and call this ‘dark humor’? What’s funny about cruelty and humiliation?” The slim woman’s expression hardened. “He’s a serial jerk—makes nasty comments about women he dislikes and flirts with the ones who fit his ‘type.’ His dad owns the place, so he acts like

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”

“Pathetic, isn’t it? Julian defending you like some knight while his pregnant girlfriend is on the floor begging. And Sienna…God, the way she whined about her back pain and swollen feet, as if that excuse is trying to murder you. They deserve each other. Let them tear themselves apart while we watch from the front row.” We both dissolved into it for a moment longer, the shared mockery bonding us in a way words couldn’t. It felt cathartic, dangerous, adult the kind of dark humor that only people who had survived betrayal could truly savor. Eventually the laughter faded, leaving a charged silence and the faint echo of satisfaction. He set his empty glass down and checked his watch. “I should h

However, they quickly hid their gazes away. " Hahaha!" Just then, a loud crazed laughter boomed through the hall. Darren fell into a fit of guffaw, shooting his head back and holding his stomach as he laughed. He did so for a long while, which made Zeeb and the women around stare at him confusedly. They wondered if he hadn't gone crazy as he was the only one laughing at the moment. They didn't know what was so funny. " You can't knock up any of these wenches? What's the matter with you, Volke? You can't get hard any longer?" Hahaha!"

"Hahahahaha I swear your expression is so funny, like the complex moms whose husbands cheat on each other." Again he managed to trick her, Green desperately wanted to stab the man with a kitchen knife in her hand at the same time, if it was not forbidden, Green would do now. "The joke's weird, it's not funny at all." Langit tried to stop his laughter, and it had been long he didn't laugh loudly like today, his heavy things lifted with the laughter echoing in the room. "Green..., thank you." Langit spoke softly after stopping his laughter. "Why? For instant noodles?"

I bring my girlfriend, Madeline Conway, back to my village hometown to meet my parents and discuss marriage plans. Mom and Dad grin slyly as they say, "You're going to have to be careful with your belongings after marrying Jasper, Maddie." My younger brother, Justin Norman, bursts out in laughter. He scoffs and says, "You probably don't know this, Maddie, but Jasper stole Mom's gold necklace when he was little. Dad locked him up in the storeroom all day and night and still couldn't get a confession out of him." The moment he says that, Mom and Dad smack the table and burst into laughter. My grip on my fork tightens as I fight to contain my anger and anguish. "I said I never stole it."

“Are you having the table meeting when Cade gets here?” Piercy sighed. “Might as well. No reason to meet back up and expose you to more risk of getting kidnapped again.” “Well, I’m tied with Tatum now.” That annoyed Piercy. “Horrible joke.” “Dark humor is a way to cope.” I looked up at him and smiled. “I love your smile.” Piercy smirked at me. “Just wish it wasn’t on there because of a crude joke.” “Yeah, well, I’m sure the slice down my face will make my luna pictures rememberable.” There was a slight edge to my voice I tried to keep out.

With nothing in mind, he laughed shamelessly! "Hahahaha! Fucking idiots, you two! Hahaha!" "You two are Idiots? How come you have to wear that! That is the wearing clothes of female animals! Hahaha!" "I don't know my friend is this Idiot Haha! Haha!" Dick mocked this out loudly while laughing. Of course he knew to the core about Darkness having him wear that clothes! "....." The "two idiots" which Dick called is boiling from anger. "Oh, oh!" Dick exclaimed.

I'm all for going to a comedy show, but when I'm the only person who is there to laugh, it's way less funny and 10 times more awkward. Frankly, I didn't really find any of his jokes that funny either... and he told a LOT of jokes. But, I did my best to fake believable laughs, and I even attempted a joke or two of my own. By the time I arrived at the top floor though, I can honestly say I felt mentally drained. I felt as though my quota for faking nice today was already met, and that's not really the way I should feel as I moved to sit across from Dakota.

I said then we both laughed. "All right, I figured out what's wrong with you and why you kept having dizzy spells today. And the next time anyone hits you in the stomach, I am personally going to murder them! The damn asshole's lucky I don't go out there and ring his neck!" I threw my head back laughing, trying to picture doctor Anna choking Anders. She's hardly much taller than me and she's not a warrior. It would be quite comical to see her choking the big bear. "All right, spit it out! The suspense is killing me!... Ha!" I said, liking my joke but she just shook her head.