Funny Banat Mga Nobela at Kwento

Bwisit na'to sarap hambalusin nang monoblock sa mukha. "Relax hottybabe, napaka hot tempered mo naman. Kaya lalo kitang minamahal ee- opps, sorry nadulas. Hahaha"- tuwang tuwang banat nito. Ee kung banatan ko kaya to nang sapak. Hayup!. "Pwede ba, kairita"

this time naka ngisi naman ako pero deep inside talaga ANG KORNI NAMAN! MAS OKAY PA SANA KUNG YUNG BANAT GANITO NA LANG... MAY TATLONG JOKE AKO SAYO, ANO? JOKE JOKE JOKE! DAPAT AYUN NA LANG EH! "Ikaw Cal ha! dahil jan pagdating ko magbabible study tayo agad"

Parang mga tanga ang mga itong nagbabatukan at nagtutulakan. May nakakatawa ba? Wala naman diba? She just rolled her eyes at me because she's annoyed. Nothing funny about it. "Patay ka Montenegro, bantay salakay ka pala. Ang sabi bantayan ang inaanak ng daddy mo pero ibang pagbabantay ata ang gusto mong mangyari." That's the annoying Guerrero again. Palibhasa si gago kasing edad niya lang ang nobya niya.

At makinis ang kutis niya, wala siyang galis. "What the fuck are you smiling? It's not funny kid? Do you think it's funny? My mom will be sad because she loves her flowers but you damaged them." Hmp! Ang bilis niya namang magsalita. Para siyang yung rapper na naririnig ko sa radyo. Blakdyak ata pangalan nun. "Stop smiling kid you are not funny. Do you want me to ban you from coming here?" Umiling ako. "You know what ban means? That means you are not allowed to come here anymore. You are banned for life."

Does it taste bad? "How was it?" I asked to Iulian. "HA! HA! HA!" I don't know if its just me but his laugh sounded awkward and fake. "MASARAP! HAHAHA! hmm. Hindi maalat. hehe." He said chuckling in between his words. Sumubo pa siya ng maraming kanin at omelet. Nakangiti siya habang ngumunguya pero nakakunot ang kilay at hindi matigil ang pagkurap. Courtney's reactions like that too.

tipid niya'ng sagot at umupo sa upuan. "My Lunatic friend! kamusta ka?" dumating ang isa niyang kaibigan kasama ang babae nito. "We're fine here. how's your life as a Fake citizen in Europe?" tanong niya at umupo ito sa kanyang tabi. "Tsk, finally we gather together right now, how I miss such moment!" sabi ng isa niyang kaibigan at uminom lang siya ng isang baso ng Whisky.

Among all the gay men I've met, he's the number one beauty queen, so it was jarring to hear his masculine voice. “Wala. Binati lang namin ang isa’t-isa.” "Greeted? It's obvious that Satan wanted to come out of Aunt Beth's body." "She was provoking me, so I gossiped about her daughter." "Gaga! Why did you do that?" "She was provoking me!" "True. If I were in your shoes, I probably would have pulled her hair out!" "Gago!" We both burst into laughter. "By the way, why are you here and not in your paradise?"

Hindi napigilan ni Carnation ang pag-alpas ng mahinang tawa. 'Di niya alam na may cute side pala itong supladong assistant ni Mr. Lust, Barnald is cute when he's annoyed, nagiging sparkly ang mata nito at nagpa-pout ang lips. "What's funny?" Bumaling sa kanya ang binata. "Are you making fun of me?" suplado nitong tanong ang tingin ay nasa daan lang.

he almost spit the last word with sarcasm. "Oh okay, good! Shoo pechay boy, tawagin mo si cauliflower." "The fuck, Montenegro!?" natatawang saway ni Nate sa kanya pati si kuya Hendrick na kanina ay nakakunot lang ang noo ay napangiti na rin.

kamot batok kong sabi "HAHA aunt look at her!ginawa ka niyang matanda hahahah".natatawang sabi ni mayabang He becomes more handsome when he's laughing "Hahahah you little brat stop laughing it's not funny!".pingot ni Mam sa tenga ni Daniel kuno "Ouch aunt let go my ears".pagmamakaawa ni mayabang "Ikaw naman iha.. ginawa mo naman akong matanda eh". baling nito saakin