Funny Christian Jokes Novels & Stories

"Christian complained, pouting his lips. "Don't give me that look, Chris. I swear, I will forget that you are not in your senses. And will claim you right here, right now. I am warning you.",Samson warned, his eyes still stuck on his lips. "Ahaha...Ahaha..",Christian started crying like a baby, when he felt Samson raise his voice on him to which Samson got worried. "Don't cry baby. I am just joking to you. Please don't cry. Yeah I am a devil. You were right but please don't cry.",Samson requested, resting his head on his chest while patting his head like a mother did to her child.

I didn't know. They both chuckled. I turned to Christian. "What's funny, Christian? What's happening?! Don't stand there and laugh!" I swallowed tears, blinked my eyes to keep from bawling. "Because you keep acting dumb and asking stupid questions when it's all laid out for you." He smirked. Properly observing him, I now noticed he was clad in just his undershorts. "You're..." I pointed from him to the girl. "B-but you said she is your ex."

"Swear that you'd never step foot here after you get what you want!" I smiled. "I can't." "Why?" He asked. "Because I'm christian now." He laughed. "Yeah, so you believe in Jesus now?" He asked, mockingly. "Yeah." I said. He laughed. "I actually believe you. By the way, you've always had a f*cked up mind since you were a kid." I laughed at his joke when in my heart, I felt like punching out every single tooth in his mouth. "Believe it or not, I've missed you." He said as he began walking out.

"Carpentry ain't easy. Jesus 'Whistling Hands' Christ was a carpenter all those years ago, so you know it's tough work." I laughed at his irreverence -- he was always known to run screaming from a church, so the jokes were to be expected. "Where did you hear that one? It doesn't feel like yours." I asked. "A bad movie podcast. We Hate Movies. I steal their jokes more than I want to admit," he said bashfully. "Aww, that's okay. I wouldn't hear them otherwise. So... how long do I have to wait for your revenge?" Ronny glanced back at me. "My next prank? Depends. Do you have any rules you need to establish?" He gave me such a pointed look, he had to have something specific in mind, but I wasn't

Christian said happily. While Emma was horrified, Did he said what she heard? She shook her head and stared at him dumbly. He was practically glowing with joy. Christian hurriedly left the room, she tried to chase after him but to no avail. Fuck what did she do? That was just a joke. _______________________________________ [Riley Brown- in the night of the same day]. Riley seemed not to be in a good mood, She didn't have the mood to even eat the whole day, Not only today but also ever since that Stupid Devil Proposed to her, She had been in a bad mood.

He clutched his heart in fear, he opened eyes slowly only to see Christy and Amelia laughing like hyenas. "Daddy got scared, daddy got scared" Christy shouted jumping on bed with joy. "Mummy look daddy got scared" Christy said, giving hifi to Amelia who is trying to control her laugh seeing Christian's expressions. Christian came out of shock and realized his ever so angelic daughter played prank on him. He just can't admit they succeeded in this prank. "You little devil, what is this for?" Christian asked, holding Christy in his arms. "We just got bored," Christy admitted.

I watched on at her not getting why my predicament was funny to her, she tried minimizing her laughter with her palms while still staring funnily at me. "You, Lovelyn, in love with Richard? You must be joking right?" She asked with an amused face. "I'm not joking and that is why I'm telling you because it's not right at all, I mean I'm a Christian and a believer, I'm not supposed to have such ungodly feelings for him atleast not for someone like him" I said as Cherry maintained a serious face.

, Christian smiled looking at the sky after hearing about his favorite dish for breakfast. "Hahaha.. No buttering.. I don't want to become fat, otherwise I will have to join a gym for getting slim and you know very well that I am not that rich who would spend my money on this.", Khushi replied, faking anger and moving towards the kitchen. "I must say she became really smart after becoming my friend after all company matters a lot.", Christian said, feeling proud of himself. ***

His words came crashing to me. Joseph all off started funnily posturing, and making faces, he looked quite kiddish. I could not help myself from laughing and ended up giggling at his nuisance. “Oh, God! You are so hilarious.” “Yes, Christ… Jesus Christ! Boo… I hope, now you will recall me.” The moment he said Christ and then Jesus Christ, his words stroked my mind like a jet. “No, wait. Am I thinking right?” I let out a chuckle.

“It’s not funny.” “No, it really is,” he said between chuckles. “You looked like you saw a ghost.” I crossed my arms, glaring. “And you act like an overgrown five-year-old.” Christian straightened, still chuckling. He brushed imaginary dust from his shirt. “I’m sorry, nerd alert.” He gave me a mock salute. “But really,why are you so obsessed with dusty old history? You should focus on the here and now.” I glared at him, inhaling through my nose.