Funny Christian Jokes Novels & Stories

“ Do what with the kids, again?? “ Christian asked, raising both his eyebrows, not believing what he just heard. “ Er, I'm afraid sir, h-he wants to play, um, games with the kids.” James confirmed nervously and I watched Christian's washing over with disbelief. He was so shunned that couldn't even find a word to say anything. I rolled my lips to suppress before I would break into laughter. His expressions were priceless. “ Me, Christian Brown, will waste a whole day playing games with children?? “ He asked, ridiculed by the thought. I couldn't control myself anymore and choked on my laughter. Christian snapped his head at me with a daggering look.

is* Jess?” Luke asked boldly. “What’s wrong—are you jealous?” Oh no. Christian’s face darkened. I could see the storm building in his eyes. “She’s my best friend,” he growled, voice raw. “So?” Luke retorted. “Does that mean she’s yours to keep forever while you go chasing someone else? She has every right to love and be loved too.” The tension escalated rapidly, and I barely understood how it had come to this. Jake rushed between them, arms outstretched. “Whoa, whoa, guys, chill! No fighting!” But Luke wasn’t done. “You can’t answer him, because you know I’m right.” Then, in the most bizarre twist, Luke started laughing. A full, uncontrollable laugh that filled the room lik

" Christian said, looking in another direction but rudely. "Um.. I gotta go. Bye Sophie." Josh smiled and left. After he left, I burst into laughter. "What?" Christian asked. "Christian is j-e-a-l-o-u-s~" I sang. "I'm not."He tried to say sternly. I finally calmed down from the laugh as I pinched his cheeks, "You're so cute Christian. I didn't know you could get jealous easily." "Who told you I am jealous? I said. I wasn't." He said, looking away.

, Khushi said, faking a smile. "Oh! Really? Then I might be wrong. You know how bad I am when it comes to read people by face.", Christian declared and started laughing at himself thinking that the other two will also join him but soon he stopped himself when he realized that the other two parties were busy glaring at each other as if they would get a chance to kill each other just by glaring. "Ahmm.. Ahhmmm...", This time Christian faked a cough to get the attention from both of them to him.

His words came crashing to me. Joseph all off started funnily posturing, and making faces, he looked quite kiddish. I could not help myself from laughing and ended up giggling at his nuisance. “Oh, God! You are so hilarious.” “Yes, Christ… Jesus Christ! Boo… I hope, now you will recall me.” The moment he said Christ and then Jesus Christ, his words stroked my mind like a jet. “No, wait. Am I thinking right?” I let out a chuckle.

“It’s not funny.” “No, it really is,” he said between chuckles. “You looked like you saw a ghost.” I crossed my arms, glaring. “And you act like an overgrown five-year-old.” Christian straightened, still chuckling. He brushed imaginary dust from his shirt. “I’m sorry, nerd alert.” He gave me a mock salute. “But really,why are you so obsessed with dusty old history? You should focus on the here and now.” I glared at him, inhaling through my nose.

His doll's cries began to subside almost immediately. Christian, on the other hand, looked like he was negotiating with a particularly difficult client. "Come on, now," he coaxed, bouncing the doll awkwardly. "What do you want? A raise? Stock options? I'll give you a corner office with a view!" I couldn't help but laugh at his increasingly desperate attempts. "Try singing to it!" I called out. Christian shot me a panicked look. "Sing what?" "Anything!" After a moment's hesitation, Christian began to sing softly. To my utter astonishment, it was "Hot Potato" by The Wiggles, off-key version.

Luke resisted the urge to keep his cool. “Yes, he is,” Trudy replied, leaning towards Luke. Christian burst into laughter. What was so funny? Trudy and Luke exchanged confused glances. “Sorry. I'm so sorry.” Christian said amidst laughter, holding his chest, “Girl, your cute act might have fooled your father… but not me.” He leaned forward, “You see, I've been around. I served in the army back in the army and you won't believe the gay shit that happens there. So you can say that I have a pretty much good gaydar, I know a gay guy when I see one. Closeted or out! The moment pretty boy over here walked in here with you, I knew he was gay.”

I looked in the direction he motioned to with his head and sure enough a bulky man dressed in black plain clothes was walking towards us. "That's so corny" I laughed at Christians antics. We were currently sitting in a cafe me having coffee and him peppermint tea. He was telling me some of the pick up lines he made up in middle school. I almost fell off my chair in laughter when he shot up from his seat and walked over to where I sat then did a fancy twirl and said in a very hilarious impression of an American accent. "Babe if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. By this time I had tears running down my face and Christians and I playfulness had caught everyone's atten