Funny Christian Jokes

Dendam yang membara memenuhi relung hati seorang Christian Xander, membuatnya menjadi seorang kepala Mafia yang kejam dan tak tersentuh, apapun ia lakukan agar dendam atas kematian ayahnya bisa terpenuhi dengan menghancurkan hidup seorang gadis, menjebaknya dalam sebuah sandiwara yang disebut 'pernikahan' lalu menyiksanya hingga gadis itu muak akan kehidupan. Christian benci kala ia mulai merasa rasa dendamnya berubah menjadi rasa kasihan dan berkembang menjadi sebuah rasa yang sangat ia benci 'Cinta' sangat memuakkan tapi ia tak bisa mengelak akan takdirnya yang mencintai gadis yang ingin ia jebak. "Apa yang kau lakukan hingga dendamku menghianatiku sendiri, dan jangan lupakan apapun yang terjadi kau tetap milikku! Dan akan selamanya begitu!!" Christian Xander. "Apa salahku hingga kau menjebakku, bahkan kau mempermainkan cintaku dan menghancurkan impianku, aku membencimu Husband!!" Fiorella Fransisca De Lavega.

This is a story of a south African girl, lost in her little world and wants to be happy, and leave joyfully like every girl out there, but unknowingly to her she was destined to be greater than she expects. ***Don't miss the adventure of rethabile as she tackles the challenge of life at a young age......

Brianna Lester, with her unusually platinum blonde hair and grayish-blue eyes, is impossible to miss wherever she goes. Her bubbly personality, hyperactivity, innate talent for tripping even while standing still, and her knack for always causing trouble ensure that she immediately catches the attention of the coolest tattoo artist around. Unfortunately, it's not her rather unique appearance that gets noticed, but her clumsiness. The moment she closes the door of the tattoo shop, one of the pictures hanging on the wall-the owner's favorite, and quite valuable-unexpectedly falls down. To make up for the damage, she ends up working at the shop until she can pay off the cost of the picture. It would all be pretty easy if a sexy tattoo artist didn't enjoy teasing her about her bad luck. By now, Brianna has resigned herself to the idea that her life is stuck in the "never a joy" zone, and her birthday is proof of that. Who can be considered lucky if they were born on a day that only comes once every four years? No one. Some people are kissed by fortune at birth, while others are kissed by bad luck. Brianna definitely falls into the latter category.

หลี่เล่อหยางเป็นพนักงานพาร์ทไทม์ในร้านอาหารแห่งหนึ่ง ทว่าเธอกลับเสียชีวิตลงอย่างกะทันหันพอลืมตาขึ้นมาอีกครั้ง เธอก็กลายเป็นอดีตคนรักของพอ.ที่เป็นนางร้ายตัวประกอบและกำลังจะตายในอีกไม่นานนี้…

Lyra Bennet made a mistake… After years of a committed relationship to her boyfriend Levi, Lyra plans to give him the only thing she has always held from him: Her Innocence. Yet the night doesn’t go exactly as planned, and she ends up sleeping with someone else instead, Her boyfriend’s brother. Lyra has betrayed Levi in the worst way possible. She loves him, she really does. But even love isn’t enough to prepare her for what comes next. Lyra finds out she’s not the one who’s cheated on their relationship. Levi has also been busy, but while she felt guilt for betraying him, Levi has been lying right to her face - the same way he’s been doing for months now while he betrayed all that was ever between them. With the pain and hurt running through her, Lyra decides she won’t be the fool he cheats on and calls “babe” right after he’s fucked her bestfriend. No. To get back at her boyfriend, Lyra becomes determined to chase his brother Christian Storm and become his sister-in-law. But Christian Storm is much more than just a man…. He’s a force to be reckoned with. While Lyra plans to simply use Christian for revenge, she realizes something as she tries to use him. Lyra realises there can be no other man for her except him. Her heart has been captured, by a man she might never be able to have…. Because not only is he miles out of her league… Christian also has a fiancée.

Mula sa mayamang angkan si Gladyz siya na ang namamahala sa mga kompanyang naitatag ng kanyang ama. Nag-iisang anak at nakukuha nyang lahat ng gusto sa isang senyas lang ng kanyang daliri. Pero hindi lahat ng pagkakataon ay umaayon sa kanya lalong-lalo na pagdating sa pag-ibig. Minsan na siyang nasaktan sa una nyang relasyon minahal nya ng husto si Jake pero nagawa siya nitong lokohin at ipagpalit sa ibang babae. Hindi nya alam kung paano magtiwala ulit sa isang lalake dahil tingin nya lahat ng lalake ay manloloko. Ayaw na nyang sumugal at magtiwalang muli sa mga lalake dahil sa sakit na kanyang naranasan. Pero nagbago ang lahat ng makilala nya si Adrian isang simpleng tao, gwapo, magino pero medyo bastos..Nagtatrabaho ito sa kanya bilang isang assistant.

si louisse ay ipinagkasundo sa anak ng kaibigan nang kanyang ama. Subalit Hindi nito kayang pakasal Ang binata.Dahil sa gusto Muna niya makapag- aral at maabot Ang kanyang pangarap. Ngunit sa kanyang pagbabalik.Doon niya mapagtatanto na mahal Pala niya Ang binata. At Ang binata Ang magpapahirap sa kanya.Dahil sa gusto niyang ipadama Ang sakit na kanyang naranasan noong iniwan siya nito.Ngunit sa huli pala ay sila Rin Pala Ang magkakatuluyan NG binata.

Sonya is not your typical woman. Hindi siya nagsususuot ng mga damit na sexy, hindi rin siya nag-aayos ng sarili. Manang at Baduy kung tawagin. Madalas din siyang hindi natatanggap sa mga ina-applyan na trabaho dahil sa itsura at pananamit niya kaya naman laking tuwa niya ng may isang tumanggap sa kanya. Ang akala ni Sonya ay magiging normal na ang pag-ikot ng kanyang mundo. But despite of being Manang and Baduy, her boss began to show actions that he's beginning to likes.

วิญญาณต้องสาป นำพาหญิงสาวผู้หนึ่งกลับไปยังห้วงเวลาที่พวกเขาเคยอยู่ หวังว่านางจะช่วยถอนคำสาปร้ายนี้ เพื่อที่จะได้หลุดพ้นจากการจองจำนับพันปี และเขาที่เฝ้ารอนางมาตลอดพันปี พันปีที่เฝ้ารอได้พบเธออีกครั้ง กี่หมื่นวันที่ถูกจองจำวิญญาณเอาไว้ เขานั่นเฝ้ารอเพียงแค่เธอ

Kylie Leowfin is a beautiful, intelligent, and special model from Europe. She is living a happy life until she returns to the Philippines for the wedding of her cousin. During her stay there, she meets Thurstin Piers, a guy she does not want to see again. She dislikes Thurstin\'s that so much. However, fate and chance conspired together. Their paths cross again, and Thurstin and Kelly are stuck in the same place. After a while, Kylie realized that Thurstin\'s had a kind heart. But the pressure Kylie feels from the two of them being stuck in the same place that might make Kylie develop feelings for him. By keeping her distance and distracting herself, Kylie tried not to be disturbed by him. Do they have any chance of falling in love with each other? Read on to find out.