Funny Christian Jokes Novels & Stories

His doll's cries began to subside almost immediately. Christian, on the other hand, looked like he was negotiating with a particularly difficult client. "Come on, now," he coaxed, bouncing the doll awkwardly. "What do you want? A raise? Stock options? I'll give you a corner office with a view!" I couldn't help but laugh at his increasingly desperate attempts. "Try singing to it!" I called out. Christian shot me a panicked look. "Sing what?" "Anything!" After a moment's hesitation, Christian began to sing softly. To my utter astonishment, it was "Hot Potato" by The Wiggles, off-key version.

Luke resisted the urge to keep his cool. “Yes, he is,” Trudy replied, leaning towards Luke. Christian burst into laughter. What was so funny? Trudy and Luke exchanged confused glances. “Sorry. I'm so sorry.” Christian said amidst laughter, holding his chest, “Girl, your cute act might have fooled your father… but not me.” He leaned forward, “You see, I've been around. I served in the army back in the army and you won't believe the gay shit that happens there. So you can say that I have a pretty much good gaydar, I know a gay guy when I see one. Closeted or out! The moment pretty boy over here walked in here with you, I knew he was gay.”

I looked in the direction he motioned to with his head and sure enough a bulky man dressed in black plain clothes was walking towards us. "That's so corny" I laughed at Christians antics. We were currently sitting in a cafe me having coffee and him peppermint tea. He was telling me some of the pick up lines he made up in middle school. I almost fell off my chair in laughter when he shot up from his seat and walked over to where I sat then did a fancy twirl and said in a very hilarious impression of an American accent. "Babe if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. By this time I had tears running down my face and Christians and I playfulness had caught everyone's atten

I asked, irritated. "Prez… left." Christian said. I was stunned after hearing his response. I turned to him and stared at him, waiting for him to take back what he just said. But I waited only in vain. I laughed loudly, still convincing myself that everything I heard are all lies and a part of their prank. But their expressions did not change even an inch. "You're messing with me now, right? What are you even talking about? Khrys will not leave me here alone!" I said, still convincing myself foolishly.

He said with a firm voice. Though he looked serious, Rian.found his expression funny so he couldn't help but laugh. His laughter did nothing but spur an anger in him. Christian teasing continued and when he couldn't take it anymore, he rose from the table, kicking everything on his way aside. "You…" he said, gritting his teeth in anger. “You'd rot me here" Rian boasted. "Let's see if you are right, it won't take time before they find me and you… “

“Did the doctor say anything like that? Is it not treatable? If that’s the case, let’s sit down and cry together and break things.” I just kept blinking up at him, drawing a blank as to how to respond. A few seconds later, I just burst into laughter. I was aware that it probably looked like I was losing it in front of him, but it couldn’t have been further from the truth. Christian actually must have thought I had indeed lost it, because the line between his brows got deeper by the second. “Something funny?”

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

"Yes because if I'm drunk I can't take care of Satan, and she's sick," He raised an eyebrow and leaned against the wall, "What's your name?" "Whats your name?" I asked/ "Christian?" I stifled a giggle, "My names Anastasia," He didn't get the joke. Well that was a waste of a joke. "Take one drink, I'm sure Satan can take care of himself." "No she can't. She's my cat," "Cat? Satan is the king of hell isn't he," I raised an eyebrow at him, was he like...stupid?

James rolled his eyes, he knew they all were excited and ready to do this but wanted to tease Christ who just arrived to help them. James, "Correct! I just want to have fun but look at this brat… making his father in law and brother in laws work." All three of them started laughing at his words. "What the heck! Can you not see how nervous I am? And on top of that… you are becoming my in-law? What the hell kind of a friend are you guys?" Christ puffed his cheeks in anger. He knew they were joking but because he was extremely nervous, he didn't know how to react in front of them.

But she didn't understand what the message was all about until she read it again “That bastard set me up…too bad I wasn't there,” Christian sighed and took the phone from her “So you know him?” “Yeah, don't worry it's nothing serious… just some joke among men,” he muttered as he stood in front of Shania and tucked some strands of hair behind her ear “What do you mean…a joke doesn't hurt anyone… Kev is hurt, and you call it a joke…what if he died,” it sounded ridiculous to view what happened as a joke men did. Seeing her outburst, Christian's eyes narrowed into slits