Funny Christian Jokes Novels & Stories

I could hear the horror in her voice and didn't know if to cringe or burst out into laughter. Christian decides for me by sniggering. "Then you'd be referred to as the girl who shart her pants." I couldn't hold it in and joined him. Gwen on the other hand didn't think it was funny as she voiced it out. "Not funny guys." Doesn't feel too good being on the receiving end huh? ________________ "Don't tell me little miss Ella is going to walk me to my door?" Christian jokes as he swings his bag strap over his shoulder. I snorted as I slammed the car door shut. "Don't kid yourself. "

"Well I just got rejected by a potential client, I mean why would they cancel on us at the dying minute " " Oh , this things happen , you should relax bro , you work really hard , everyone around you knows that , LLB is where it is right now because of you , so I think they've got other reasons for cancelling " Christian said "Who knows you could be this serious, well thanks but don't try to make me feel better chris" I complained "Well then , get drunk, stay in doors and fast from women " he replied with a suppressed laughter "This is not funny , if you have nothing to say , just shut up already, by the way I always appreciate silence" I scolded

I said pointing my fingers at who was laughing at what I said. " I am the God of Lovelife so if you want to have one, you are welcome to worship me," Christian said feeling proud. " How could a God of love life doesn't have love life haha," Carl said teasing Christian. " it's because I was busy making couples haha" " or the God itself was a jinx haha" Xander joined in. " Why did I end up getting bullied?" Christian said shaking his head and we all just laugh at it. " You asked for it haha" I said shaking my head which he just laugh it off.

Despite everything weighing on her mind, a laugh escaped her. That sounded exactly like Christian. When they returned to the private dining room, the celebration was still in full swing. Glasses clinked together, laughter echoed across the room, and several of Christian’s friends were deep into another ridiculous story from their university days. Christian, however, was in terrible shape. The alcohol had completely destroyed whatever dignity he normally possessed. He was laughing at jokes that weren’t funny, arguing passionately with people who agreed with him, and attempting to explain a complicated business strategy using nothing but a breadstick and a wine glass.

“Now. The laugh. I heard you yesterday, when you thought no one was listening. It’s too high.” He stopped in front of me, tapping his own chest. “Elion’s was deeper. From here.” The gesture was intimate. Unexpected. I flinched. His jaw tightened instantly. “Try again,” he said. “I’ll tell you a joke. It’s a terrible one. Elion hated it.” He told it anyway... something painfully unfunny involving a squirrel and a priest. I forced out a weak chuckle, the sound thin and hollow. “No.” The word cracked like a whip.

That evening over dinner, Marcus started telling embarrassing stories of Christian that he told him. “He was five,” Marcus said, grinning. “Trying to shift for the first time. Got stuck halfway and ran around the pack house looking like a weird wolf-boy hybrid, howling for his mom.” I nearly choked on my water from laughing. Christian's face was bright red. “Marcus, I swear to God—” “And when he was sixteen? Tried to be all mysterious and brooding. Just looked constipated most of the time.” “I hate you,” Christian muttered, but I could see him fighting a smile.

Christian said happily. While Emma was horrified, Did he said what she heard? She shook her head and stared at him dumbly. He was practically glowing with joy. Christian hurriedly left the room, she tried to chase after him but to no avail. Fuck what did she do? That was just a joke. _______________________________________ [Riley Brown- in the night of the same day]. Riley seemed not to be in a good mood, She didn't have the mood to even eat the whole day, Not only today but also ever since that Stupid Devil Proposed to her, She had been in a bad mood.

ASS! "Hey, Hunter." I try to act pissed but the minute Hunter starts laughing I join him. "Hey, Molls. What you up to down there?" He's a giant asshole... a giant, giant asshole and lucky that I love him! "Oh, you know just hanging out." If you can't beat them join them right? He bursts out laughing and so does the guy next to him then my whole body starts moving as Christian's body moves while he also laughs at my expense. "Ah, I fucking love you mind Molls! Oh, by the way, this is my brother Josh he's over visiting for a few weeks." I give his brother a nod and smile but thankfully I'm saved anymore chat as Christian spins me back around, says his goodbyes and starts heading towards his ho

Where have you been, Tamara? Me: Well, certainly, to a place you don’t have an idea where. And I even inserted that with a grinning emoji. Chris: I am d*mn serious here! Stop joking around! This is not something to joke about! Where are you, seriously? I sighed. Alright, he was still panicking up to this very hour. Although, I’m not used to hearing Christian getting serious as he is, most of the time, a joker and laughable type of a guy, but this time, I know when he says he’s not any kidding, he means he’s dead serious.

For god sake tell me! Christian tilted his head to the side as if the mere disbelief in my eyes towards him was intriguing. He is doing nothing just enjoying my condition and smiling like a freaking monster. "I need an answer. Where are all the people in my family" I scream loudly whatever strength was left in my body. I was using all that strength with him, but he was fucking doing nothing other than just laughing.