Funny Christian Jokes Novels & Stories

"Why were you crying at the park bench that night?" "Austin got his second Jordan while my gift under the christmas tree was invisable. They didn't get me anything just like the year before and i got upset." He looked at her after snorting laughter. "What is so funny?" She asked "Not getting a gift on christmas is a slap yo the face when you're a kid and you know it." He nodded his head in agreement then shoot another question. "So if you go to the new owners, wouldn't they give you an address or a phone number?"

His sharp eyes quickly followed their movement, then he licked his lips a second after. My heart drummed. "Ha-ha, you've got jokes." I rolled my eyes playfully. "Sounds exactly like what an axe murderer might say." He tilted his head. "Maybe I am one." "I don't even find that the least funny in this situation." He laughed, vibrating deeply off his chest. My belly flipped, and I almost smiled at the genuine sound of it. He leaned closer to me, his lips lightly tracing the sides of my neck. "I'm Christian." He paused, his voice growing raspy. "But only because I want to hear you moan it."

Christian feigns sadness again and then cries like a child. creating excessive crying sounds that make Baby laugh at the ridiculous behavior of a man who makes him feel happy and loved. Baby joins in the pretense, hugging Christian's shoulder. Baby acts like a mother trying to persuade her child not to sulk anymore. "Stop crying .... come on don't cry .... let's buy ice cream, ok." Christian could not stand it then stopped acting and his face turned sullen. "Why do you coax me like a mother is coaxing her son? Should you talk to me like a girlfriend who cares so much, it will make me happier."

Ask for forgiveness. “Ah…” I braced my arms on the pulpit, pushing it forward a little. “If I start crying, someone just walk up and give me a hard slap,” I said earning a few laughs yet again. Ludo couldn’t do jokes today, seeing as he’s the family jokester. It was up to me uphold that. “But then you’d have to be quick because I’ll slap you back if it hurts,” more laughter.

Grace says, her voice soft and commanding at the same time. "Mom, so this is where you disappeared. Are you bothering my girlfriend?" Christian asked jokingly as he walked towards me. "Christian, dont be like that," I say and he flashes one of his beautiful smiles. "Dont mind him, he tends to joke a lot when he is happy. And since you become his girlfriend he is happy all the time." Not all, sometimes he worries as hell. "I leave you alone, I just came to give something special to Love." "Is that so?" He asked as he looked at her puzzled.

“Frankie said you took a plate upstairs. And I saw – and smelled – that plate all over the floor a little further down the hallway.” Something about how he says this makes me spin in an instant, sitting up to glare into his grey-blue eyes. “None of this is funny, Christian,” I snap, immediately livid that he would dare to make a joke about this. “I spent this entire fucking day packing off your devastated sister-in-law while you ignored me, after –“ “You’re right,” Christian says, his face falling as he reaches out to cup my cheek in his hand. “You’re right, Iris. I’m sorry – I shouldn’t have tried to joke. It’s – none of it is funny.”

another teased, making everybody laugh. "I never imagined that I would be this happy guy. All my life, I have thought that my heart was meant for someone special, and just when I got tired of love! Miriam came into my heart in a grand style and right now she has robbed my whole heart." Christian let out making his friends laugh. "Congrats man, who would have thought you would be mad over heels for Miriam," His friends said. All too soon the cheering died down when a lady on a mask and jacket walked over to them.

" Christian said, looking in another direction but rudely. "Um.. I gotta go. Bye Sophie." Josh smiled and left. After he left, I burst into laughter. "What?" Christian asked. "Christian is j-e-a-l-o-u-s~" I sang. "I'm not."He tried to say sternly. I finally calmed down from the laugh as I pinched his cheeks, "You're so cute Christian. I didn't know you could get jealous easily." "Who told you I am jealous? I said. I wasn't." He said, looking away.

Christian tells his Beta. “With all the reverence and respect in the world, I would rather shit in my hands and clap, Alpha.” Uriel looks like he would love to say more, but I imagine his sense of self preservation holds his tongue. I have to bite the insides of my own cheeks to keep from laughing and Hunter turns his back on everyone, his shoulders shake with his amusement for a few seconds before he straightens his back and turns to face us all again. “Excuse me?” Christian tries, and fails, to keep the surprise off his face.

“She’s the perfect match for Vince!” The group of men, including Christian, laughed at his dumb joke. I didn’t know how he did it. Laugh at his friend who had gone through a difficult time behind his back, and laugh in his face, pretending to be some hero. Beau’s face tensed. I could tell by his uncomfortable posture that he didn’t appreciate the joke, which was hilarious, considering he was pretty high on the list of the most horrible people I ever met. “I don’t think we should talk about Vince while he’s not here to defend himself.” He had protected him yet another time.