Funny Christian Jokes

A prophecy came that a child would be born on the full moon and would be destined to mate with the Alpha king Marcel Derulo but this child would be born with white straps of hair which signified weakness. Hence Christina had been hidden from the werewolf world because she was wanted dead by the Alpha king's father. Christian had come back from school to see her mom lying in the pool of her blood while her father was fighting off wolves. She was almost killed by one of the wolves but was saved by her step-sisters Becca and Melissa. They found a way to escape but ended up in another territory where Christian identity was revealed. Alpha Marcel Derulo is under a curse that can be broken by his mate Would Christian agree to mate with the Alpha King- the family that had killed her mom or seek revenge?

Synopsis: Christian Asher, a 28-year-old billionaire, has been living a secret married life with the love of his life. However, his world is turned upside down when his rival's daughter enters his office one day, revealing that she has his sons from a one-night stand they had six years ago. Now, Christian is faced with the unexpected responsibility of taking custody of his children. Laura Gracias, a 27-year-old billionaire and successful businesswoman, has carefully maintained her perfect love life with her secret boyfriend and the two children she had with a stranger six years ago. However, her carefully crafted world is at risk of crumbling when the media catches wind of her secret family. To protect her family's image and her position as the CEO of her father's company, Laura must make a difficult decision - marry the father of her children, Christian Asher, or risk losing everything.

"I am not like the other Alphas." Blaise is an Omega gifted with voice. But when Christian, the Alpha of Shadow, hears this, he lays her pack to destruction just to take her and force her to sing for him. She vows to take vengeance, for the lost pups she had used to put to sleep. But how will things unfold when Christian begins to fall for Blaise? How will Blaise survive evading the obsessive Alpha while trying to figure out a way to take her pack's revenge?

Isabella Dante adalah seorang gadis cantik dan pintar, harus mengalami tragedi yang menakutkan. Pada suatu malam di kediamannya, dia di datangi beberapa pria kekar bersenjata. di tengah upayanya untuk melarikan diri dia tertangkap oleh sosok bermata indah. Isabella di bawa ke kediaman yang sangat mewah seperti Istana. Sosok yang menculiknya adalah Christian Jones Pria tampan berusia 25 tahun. Siapa kah sebetulnya Christian Jones dan apa tujuannya membawa Isabella ke kediamannya.

Sarai was an orphan omega slave. She was facing bullying and mistreatment from her park members.  At first, she didn't understand why. Only because she was helped by a mysterious person to learn from books? Or was it about her funny dreams of becoming the first she-beta in history? Was her dreams so funny after all?  As if that's not enough, she then got rejected on her 18th birthday by her fated mate, Alpha Damon. What role could Damon play in her journey of becoming a she-beta?  Could they confront their differences and come together to make her aspirations a reality?

(Banyak adegan 21+ seperti adegan kekerasan.) Rainata Valencia terus mengalami situasi yang sangat sulit dalam hidupnya, selain menjadi korban bully di kampus, Rainata harus menghadapi kenyataan pahit setelah ia dijual oleh pamannya sendiri kepada sang billionaire kejam untuk dijadikan sebagai wanita penghangat ranjang sang Billionaire. Sebagai seorang pengusaha yang hanya memikirkan keuntungan pribadi, Christian Abraham tentu tidak akan menolak jika diberi seorang perempuan cantik dan masih perawan sebagai penghangat ranjangnya. Hari-hari berat harus dijalani Rainata karena ia terus saja dibayangi rasa was-was akan gairah menakutkan sang Billionaire berhati dingin yang selalu haus akan kehangatan tubuh wanita. Suatu hari, Rainata akhirnya mengetahui satu rahasia terkelam Christian Abraham yang selama ini selalu disimpan rapat oleh sang Billionaire, dan rahasia itu dijadikan oleh Christian sebagai syarat gila untuk bisa memuaskan gairahnya akan tetapi sudah terlambat bagi Rainata untuk mundur dari perjanjian 365 hari yang mereka berdua telah sepakati jika Rainata ingin benar-benar terbebas dari cengkeraman Christian. Lalu, rahasia apa yang disimpan oleh Christian? Akankah Rainata bertahan tinggal seatap dengan sang Billionaire kejam yang ternyata selama ini hidup dalam dunia gelap?

“Come back here, Olivia”, Christian roared behind her, while Olivia kept walking forward. This angered him so much, he rushed to her and pulled her back. “You’re hurting me, Christian!”, Olivia grimaced as she struggled to pull herself back from him. “I’m your wife, not your housemaid, Mr. Mason”. Framed and discarded by her former employers, Olivia is trying to start set up a new beginning. She soon finds herself in a fort of power and ambition after she gets hired to be the live-in nanny and personal maid of four-year-old Eunice Mason. Her path crosses with that of Christian Mason, Eunice’s mysterious guardian, a man heavily guarded in the heart. As they forge a strangely strong, and almost impossible alliance to protect Eunice, they uncover a hidden world of corporate greed and family secrets. Amidst the commotion, a forbidden attraction ignites between them, a spark that could consume them both. Can love conquer the darkness that threatens to destroy their fragile world?

This is a story of a south African girl, lost in her little world and wants to be happy, and leave joyfully like every girl out there, but unknowingly to her she was destined to be greater than she expects. ***Don't miss the adventure of rethabile as she tackles the challenge of life at a young age......

Brianna Lester, with her unusually platinum blonde hair and grayish-blue eyes, is impossible to miss wherever she goes. Her bubbly personality, hyperactivity, innate talent for tripping even while standing still, and her knack for always causing trouble ensure that she immediately catches the attention of the coolest tattoo artist around. Unfortunately, it's not her rather unique appearance that gets noticed, but her clumsiness. The moment she closes the door of the tattoo shop, one of the pictures hanging on the wall-the owner's favorite, and quite valuable-unexpectedly falls down. To make up for the damage, she ends up working at the shop until she can pay off the cost of the picture. It would all be pretty easy if a sexy tattoo artist didn't enjoy teasing her about her bad luck. By now, Brianna has resigned herself to the idea that her life is stuck in the "never a joy" zone, and her birthday is proof of that. Who can be considered lucky if they were born on a day that only comes once every four years? No one. Some people are kissed by fortune at birth, while others are kissed by bad luck. Brianna definitely falls into the latter category.

Marilyn, si upik abu dalam keluarga, bingung saat menjadi tertuduh sebagai seorang pelakor dalam hubungan sang kakak dengan pacarnya. Padahal ia hanya dijebak oleh sebuah SMS. Ia menjadi orang yang bersalah dalam keadaan yang salah juga. Sementara itu Christian--pacar sang kakak, malah menuduh Marilyn sebagai satu-satunya pemain tunggal dalam skenario ini. Christian mengira Marilyn ingin hidup enak dengan menghalalkan segala cara. Christian yang dendam karena nama baiknya telah tercemar, berencana akan membalas dendam pada Marilyn yang sebenarnya tidak tahu apa-apa. "Pasti kamu sengaja menciptakan kekacauan seperti ini, agar bisa hidup enak dengan menjadi istri orang kaya bukan, setan kecil? Baiklah, saya akan menikahimu. Namun jangan senang dulu. Karena saya akan menjadi mimpi burukmu, karena kamu sudah berani bermain-main denganku." - Christian Diwangkara. "Saya diam, bukan karena saya bersalah. Saya hanya memilih berhenti menjelaskan karena saya menyadari, kalau kalian semua hanya menginginkan kebenaran versi kalian sendiri." - Marilyn Wijaya.