Funny Christian Jokes Novels & Stories

Christian also adopted an aggressive tone. Jessica pursed her lips in dissatisfaction and said, "I'm sorry, but I don't want to see you." Christian paused for short while before asking, "Why?" Jessica blinked and said, "Maybe I ate too many pork ribs at noon. I feel nauseous when I see anything reminding me of a pig." "What?" This sentence was beyond Christian's comprehension. "Haven’t you ever heard of it? Men are all unfaithful pigs!" After speaking, Jessica hung up the phone decisively.

"I thought only I was jealous of you that you get babied more than me" She giggles louder. "That's why my life never chills down", I hear Christian from the door. He's leaning against the wall, shaking his head while staring at us. "When I have two burny burny jealous ladies", he says. I and Chrisanna look at each other, breaking into laughter once again. "And why are you both hugging each other like that? I feel missed out", he throws a dirty look. "And we have a burny burny jealous man!" Chrissie taps on her head like a literally grown-ass adult which makes the situation funnier than I have ever thought.

"You didn't have to, I could have killed a bunny or two." Christian made a face, "the thought of you killing a poor defenceless animal, is sickening." "The thought of eating cooked food is sickening." "Maddening." Christian said under his breath. "I heard that. I guess this means no more garlic bread for me." "Good, cause your breath was fire after eating them." Christian teased, waving a hand before his nose. "That's not nice." He gave Jessie a playful bite, and their usual banter started.

I had to do this. Christian looked at me in disbelief. As if the sky falls on his head. "What nonsense are you talking about? What do you think you are saying? I'm not here to joke around." His voice shook with anger. And I can see his eyes turn red. "Do you think I'm in the mood to joke with you? Even if you think so, let me tell you I'm not stupid as your cousin Liam. He's the most idiotic person I have ever met in my life." I rolled my eyes.

Alex said. “What?” I turned my head towards Christian, looking at him shockingly. Christian looked at me and then at Alex. They both started laughing loudly. It didn't take me long to understand they were pranking me. “You freaking idiots” I hit on Christian's arm and turned my face in another direction. “Please don't get angry” Christian muttered, showing me his mesmerising smile. I shook my head and then laughed at my foolishness to even believe in Alex. “So what's the plan?” Alex asked after a while.

Jude tries to touch his face, but Christian posted his hand away and stopped him from taking another step forward "What the fuck are you doing? How dare you stage such a disturbance at my party," The voice Christian used would show that he was so angry that he was Working up to act on his anger. However, Jude takes a step back, I saw him do that and all of a sudden, he started to laugh. He giggled to a point, I couldn't hold back my question.. "What's funny!!" I asked him in anger, as he turn Back his head and asked me. "Do you not know?" He squirmed his eyes at me, and took it back to Christian..

“Yeah, are you sure you’re okay? You don’t have some silver up your ass as well right?- “Ah ah” I faked a laugh. “Was that supposed to be funny- “Who knows, we can’t say for sure, since your ass ain’t out, so maybe…you know, just wondering” She chuckled while Christian ignore us and walked around the desk to take a sit on the swivel pulled up against it. “You sound like a pervert looking for an excuse to look at someone’s butt” I replied and she laughed. “Oh please, the only butt I wanna be staring at is Chris’

Christian furrowed his brows at my comeback. "Did you just compare me with that murderer ?" Christian yelled probably getting the attention of passerbys. "You're not a murderer ?" I questioned then realized Christian hasn't actually murdered a soul according to my knowledge. He's tortured people and probably made people opt for suicide but he hasn't once killed them, he finds that boring or too much work.

A few tables away I could see Jax O'Donnel and a group of athletes gathered and laughing, seeming to tease someone, and on the other side, Christian sitting alone, completely ignoring the teasing from the other table, looking very entertained with something on his cell phone. " I'm telling you, the guy is a total maniac, he spent some time in reform school, that's why he is always alone. I don't know how he got accepted here," I heard Jax report as I passed the table after getting some chicken tacos and salad for my lunch. Without any ceremony, I placed my tray in front of Christian, sitting down naturally. " Do you need anything? " he asked without even looking at me. " No, I'm fine, thanks

Why is she asking me that? I part my lips to speak, and I am never more grateful than when Sophia bursts out laughing hysterically and interjects, “I’m so sure!” What the hell is that supposed to mean?! It all happens so fast, and despite how conflicted I am with Christana’s question and Sophia’s comment, I chuckle humorlessly, pretending that the idea is just as absurd and amusing to me as it apparently is to Sophia. “You shouldn’t make jokes about that stuff,” Nana’s soft voice is stern, eyeing Christana as she reminds her, “He could get in serious trouble, and you know that.”