Novel & Cerita Funny Dumb People

Thug One ~”Look at these two goddamn idiots. Thug Two ~”Walking straight into our hands.” Drake ~”Who is you god damn idiot.” Thug Two ~”This is fucking hilarious.” Thug One ~”The biggest mafia boss has the dumbest crew members.” Matthew ~”Who the fuck are you calling dumb. Wait until I get fucking loose here.” Drake ~”You fucking dumb asses are dead.” They are creating a long enough distraction to get us in, it would be even better to get their boss to come out but that probably ain't going to happen.

As they should be. “I’ll ask once more,” I said, my voice like ice, my gaze never leaving the one who’d spoken first. “What do you mean?” “Look, everyone in school knows he is..." Anna said, walking closer and tossing her hair like she thought she was being charming. “He’s dumb. In all the ways a person can be dumb.” Then she and her friends burst into laughter like it was the joke of the century, shrill and cruel.

“It makes you human.” Something in my chest shifted painfully. Because somehow that made sense. Damien leaned back slightly against the bench. “For what it’s worth…” he said after a moment, “She is incredibly stupid.” A laugh escaped me before I could stop it. “You don’t even know her.” “Don’t need to.” He gestured toward me vaguely. “She betrayed the funniest person in this house.” I stared at him. “…Funniest?” “Yes.” “Funny-looking too.” I gasped. “You’re unbelievably rude.”

Leaning on the wall in his office, he looked out at the busy city below. I’m Ethan… I’m likely the most stupid man of all time. It became a painful saying that stayed in his thoughts and wouldn’t go away. Why? Because I married a person I didn’t love and knew she was a stupid woman.

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"

When he says this, he lifts up his hand like a traffic officer, and right there, I see how the one who cocked his gun at me rested from poking the gun at me. “I recognize the name Tyler Harrington,” the huge one says again. In about three seconds, as he says this, I see how these men look at each other and burst into wild laughter. A mockery of me that I am confused as to why they are mocking me at this instance. “He is the foolish man who thinks he can get married to Matriarch Alessandra.” They burst into another episode of laughter, which is so loud that anyone passing by outside can hear them. “How can a man be so dumb? He was even granting interviews,” the huge one says again. However, i

Martin grumbles. "Nothing. Other than that Dad is probably right that the three of us are the dumbest team on the field ever”. "Yes, it is damn well thought out". Martin laughs. "The Three Stooges". "Who ?" "Forget it. Take a nap, maybe we can still run away”.

‘Dummy, if I exaggerate, basically you are also exaggerating because we are the same person,’ I reply in a duh tone. ‘Nope, you and I are not the same person because I can also talk now,’ ‘No, you can’t talk on your own I make you talk,’ ‘Whatever floats your boat, honey,’ ‘Don’t call me that idiot,’ ‘stupid’ ‘dumbo’ ‘Hehe, you called yourself dumb,’ winter laughs. ‘Oh, so now we are the same person?’ I mock her. ‘The person you are trying to call has had enough of Kiara’s nonsense and has gone to hibernation. Please leave a message after the beep beeeeeeeeeep.’

Madeline proudly told him what had just happened and then concluded with disdain, “She can’t even figure out the man was faking an injury. Stupid! She didn’t even thank the people who had helped her. Selfish! She was afraid the helper would demand too much. Cold-blooded! I don’t really understand why you like such a useless woman?” Simon suddenly laughed sarcastically. Madeline was a typically brainless woman. She said Hazel was stupid? In fact, she herself was stupid. How could Hazel not find that the man was faking an injury? Not only did she find it, but she also knew that the man deliberately faked an injury for her. “What are you laughing at?” Madeline was angry. “Nothing,” Simon laughe

I blurted out cutting her sentence short. She blushed and hid her face, "umh... probably because I went to the school for smart kids here in Germany..." I ached my brows at her, "wait wait babe.. you guys have school for smart kids...? Does this mean you also haave school for dumb kids?" She laughed, 'don't put it like that... it's not school for dumb dumb kids, it's school for average kids.. you know.. okay and then school for dumb kids...' I laughed nodding my head, "yep school for dumb kids it is.. so tell me more about it..."