Funny Dumb People Novels & Stories

“Lenoir stop being emotional, what happened is not deep—” “— OH! YOU GETTING SHOT AT BY DIFFERENT CATEGORIES OF BULLETS IS NO BIG DEAL?!” Lenoir chuckled like an insane person and continued nagging while I tried my very best not to lose my cool. I didn't even have the strength to yell, I used up all my energy at court. “THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING SMART AND BEING STUPID! AND YOU MY DEAR WIFE DEFINITELY DON'T FILL THE CATEGORY OF SMARTS!!”

“I still can’t believe I did that. How could I be so stupid? Things like this don’t happen to people like me.” “Oh no, Mari is human and makes mistakes. Call the police.” I rolled my eyes. “This isn’t just a mistake. It’s a gargantuan situation. It’s the mistake to end all mistakes. It could go in the Guinness Book of World Records.” “Wow. Sounds like you should get a trophy or something. It’d say something like, Marigold Wright: First Prize for the Dumbest Mistake Ever in the History of the Universe.” I groaned again.

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

Humans can be dumb and annoying. “I finally kidnapped my ex,” I said. They gazed at me for a moment and immediately burst into fits of laughter. “I think you should try comedy; you are in the wrong place.” I joined them in the laughter. Indeed, people should really believe people; when they say what they say, they mean it. "Okay, what do you guys say that I moved over there and took her?” I said with a sip of vodka. "No, you can't, Jake. I think you should sit this one out. We have tried,” one of them said.

“Holy sh*t! This is the first time I have ever met someone this funny! Are you a moron?” “Did this guy watch too many TV dramas? Does he really think that he can get money out just by putting a sticker and pretending to be rich? Does he even have a brain?” The crowd broke into peals of laughter. They had seen people who tried to boast, but they had never met anyone who showed off the way Harvey did. Anyone who dared to walk around with a card that had an Amex Black Card sticker on it must be either a dumbass, or a moron. This was priceless!

Hardy sighed and felt helpless. "Hahaha, it looks like it ain't easy to dupe an idiot. Caution is strongly advised when duping one because a normal human won't understand an idiot's brain." Stanley let out a loud laugh. Luckily for him, he was high up on the third floor and no one from below heard him laugh. A mysterious aura appeared in Larry's narrowed eyes. It did not matter if Cherry was genuinely stupid. She was no ordinary woman if she faked her stupidity. She presented herself as an idiot and yet she could foil Hardy's plan.

She replied and that was the end of that topic. We spent the rest of the lunch time laughing at lame people and mocking low class students that kept embarrassing themselves. "Hey barmy!" Ava yelled at a girl trying to stuff her doughnuts at the same time into her mouth. According to Ava, barmy is like a British phrase for a stupid or crazy person. "Take it a little easy on yourself, of your parents can't afford a doughnut they can't possibly afford a good hospital you know..." She said and almost everybody in the cafeteria burst out laughing.

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

“Are you sure you want to kick me out of your company? You are still the dumbest man I know, Gray Moore. Consistent, huh?” I remained silent and stared at him. He always had something to say as if he was the smartest person in this room. He never shut up. He was like a can that could make so much noise because it was empty inside. “And talking to you will make me the smartest person? You’ve got to be kidding me. From someone who came from an elite family but has always been mediocre in everything he does? I don’t think so.”

Seeing George staring at her with a straight face and asking for her response, she poked her finger awkwardly and answered, "This is only a name. Aren't all men slightly dumb?" "So, I'm Dummy George?" George frowned, "What is the meaning behind this? Why do you describe me as dumb?" He snorted! Sigrid was giggling inwardly, but she had to hold it back for fear that she would laugh out loud! She faked a cough and remembered that a male celebrity once asked on his Facebook a similar question too. The comment for that post stated, "In fact, this is praise for innocence! Someone who is dumb is an innocent-looking man! So you should be proud of yourself for your innocent look!"