Novel & Cerita Funny Dumb People

, I said. " Okay dawg, you stay safe out there", he said. " Yeah sure, no problem", I replied as we did our ritual handshake. ______________________________________________ *** Back at the hospital*** " Those idiots are just rich, too rich!", I said with a huge burst of laughter, " I mean, how dumb can they get?", I asked rhetorically as I wiped the tears that had welled up in my eyes due to the intensity of the laughter. I was just mesmerized at how dumb Justin and his men could be.

Stupid guy! He didn't just tag alone, he also stated some words; 'When you meet the right, hot, person. You've got it all. Fuck that useless git.' Wow. Useless? Git? Fuck? This guy was so stupid. He didn't have to insult me so bad. He at least knew I was so emotional. But duh, he didn't even care about my feelings. He was indeed a really smart, and pretentious guy. He played so bad. But thankfully, I didn't release my gem to him.

Maybe he'd disguised it as a rash? "She's a bit busy at the moment, Father!" The demon rolled his hips down, mashing my cheek into the rough-hew of the centuries-old confessional chair, hairy swollen balls striking me in the chin. "Just a little…tongued tied!" Ugh, the puns! Why did they always think they were funny? They had as much wit as a fucking frat boy ten sheets to the wind on a Thirsty Thursday! Imbeciles! Bingo! There we are, right on the taint!

Dillon scrawled out his message. First, The Hulk is the dumbest and most useless of them all! No restraint, just SMASH! Plus, what about the contractors and ordinary people that have to clean up after his destruction? What about those poor souls? Does your "brawn and brains Banner" pay for damages and reimburse families for their dead loved ones? Anyway, hmm food wise, can you get me a Coke icee and maybe 'kittles? Purple bag?

Then: "Maybe." His voice barely worked. Then Peanut frowned. Thinking. Really thinking. Then she walked over. Slowly. Then grabbed his hand. Then: "That's dumb." Silence. Then: "Really dumb." Then: "I don't like it." Honestly? Fair. Very fair. Reasonable actually. Then several people laughed through tears. Then Peanut continued. Then: "But if you save everybody..." Pause. Then: "...we can just be friends again." Nobody spoke. Then Peanut shrugged. Like it was obvious.

He struck the manager hard across the face, then pointed at the tank. "Where are the people who were here?" Unfamiliar with Nick, the manager glared back. "And who the hell are you to make a scene here? Believe it or not, I can make sure you never walk out of here alive! "Someone tie him up and toss him into the tank! Let's see if the lobsters taste better fed on human blood!" For a man who had navigated Florent City's ruthless tides with a calculating smile, this was the first time Nick truly wanted to kill.

Finally, I got a proper look at them: one was plus-sized like me, with long blonde hair and piercing blue eyes behind thick glasses, she remined me of my sisters; the other had deeper brown skin than mine, a height and body of a super model and a beautiful healthy afro. “Don’t let him get to you,” the second woman said with a warm smile. I sighed. “I shouldn’t have gone to that fast food in the first place. Why do people insult others and call this ‘dark humor’? What’s funny about cruelty and humiliation?” The slim woman’s expression hardened. “He’s a serial jerk—makes nasty comments about women he dislikes and flirts with the ones who fit his ‘type.’ His dad owns the place, so he acts like

I mumbled within myself. "Don't tell me that you are too dumb not to understand my Jo…..". "Hmm....hmm!". Edward cleared his throat, which made me stop talking on the spot. "I understand your jokes okay. Chill….. I'm not as dumb as you think!". Edward type, which made me hit him on his shoulder. "And you made me go as far as explaining my joke to you". I grumble, like a kid, while pouting my lips forward. "Hahaha. You always look adorable while you explain stuff". Edward type, which made me roll my eyes, but I didn't roll my eyes in annoyance though…... because it's quite fun, and yet embarrassing for me to explain my jokes to him.

He added and jumped backward to distance himself from her, breaking her momentum of attacking him. "Yeah," Astrid briefly answered with a monotonous tone of voice. "Heh," The general sarcastically chuckled in a second, "You already know, but you are dumb to continue doing it, huh?" He stated while gesturing his hands in the air, outstretching them. "Well, fake people are worse than a dumb one," Astrid sighed then glared at his eyes, "You know, those people who kill innocent humans and brainwashes them is worse than a dumb person,"

Working at a cinema has its befits. I was working a night shift however our cinema isn't busy. A film called dumb money came out and has has next to no one watching it. Until these two cute guys came in and showed me the tickets I showed them the screen and had a little chat with them defo cute and gay. It was 10.15 I checked there screen. I walked in on them sucking each other off. I was surprised but being bi and a lack of sex this year I asked if they need help