Novel & Cerita Funny Dumb People

“Sometimes when you have a stupid friend who does stupid things, you wonder why would that person do stupid things. Especially since that certain friend knows it’s stupid. But since you remember that your friend is stupid, so him doing stupid things is actually no wonder. And then you realize that you almost question something that’s plainly obvious, which is also stupid—if you actually wonder about it, which makes you also stupid.” Jai stared at him confusedly for a few seconds. “You sounded like a friend of mine.” “Oh really? Someone also think you’re stupid?” Claude asked. Jai looked at him flatly, because he finally realized the point of his explanation. “Nah. He considers everyone stupi

Just their knowledge in calculation was already very much above average. Every single person seemed to have been in total agreement with this person who'd just spoken. Some chirped in a few words here and there, but everything was still within what the first replier had said. Just when everyone turned silent to hear Madman Fei's appraisal, an heavy shrill of laughter burst out from his throat. “Hehehe-haha-huhuhu-hehe-he!” Everyone listened with shock. I even had to twitch my ears before I could balance the tickling shockwave of the laughter. Then, the word came out from his mouth. “Bunch of fools!”

I tell her, pretending to be surprised. “What” she shrieks out. “To tell you honestly, since it seems like you people love fights, I have class like in the next five minutes, but I will say this” I start, cleaning my hand with the soviet paper. “You Vicki, you look like a dumb person, I don’t care whether that is true or not, you Minnie Moe look like you’re even dumber, and you see you, what’s your name again, you look like the dumbest person to every exist, and from what you’ve been spouting since, maybe you are” I tell them, pointing to each of them as I mention their name

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

A clear voice cut him off. I slowly raised my hand and stood up from the back row. “I want to apply too.” The classroom went completely silent for a moment. Then it burst into laughter. “Xena? Is she crazy? She wants to take the provincial exam with a 20-point score?” “She’s just there to make up the numbers, right? Haha.” “She probably can’t even remember the formulas. She’ll just embarrass the school.” Mr. Watson’s smile froze. His brows came together into a deep frown.

I said to him, enraged as he laughed. “Believe me, he is fucking foolish. The dumbest guy I've ever seen actually. And he's going to keep being dumb, and I am going to make it that way. I can't believe you two tried to play a stupid trick on me. You really thought it was going to work? I was going to fall for your stupid manipulation. No, I would not. You both are so funny. Makes me confused on how to act,” I continued.

the Vizsla's eyes narrowed. "Nope. You and your cast of 'Dumb and Dumber' have been treating us like idiots since we touched down at Ferenc Liszt International, so I'm pretending to be that simpleton sock-puppet just for you, Vizsla. You've added to that by heaping disrespect and derision on my people," I grinned.

Rhea My name is Andrea Grayson and I’m such a big fool. I've always watched scenes like these happen in movies, or books that I've read and I always wondered why the person being cheated on was too dumb to see it beforehand. In fact, I thought things like these only happened in those movies. I never imagined that I would find myself in that same situation. Being cheated on. Being made to look like a stupid fool. I want to laugh at my foolishness and terrible luck, but I'm completely frozen in place. I can’t move my limbs , I can’t even move my face.

Jason asked as he raised an eyebrow. “We might be the dumbest out of us all but even the two of us aren’t that dumb.” Mason added. “Mace, the dumbness is just limited to you. I’m normal.” Jason said. “Shut up, clonie! Let the real people talk!” Mason scolded his brother. “You shut up and let the non-dumb people talk!” Jason scolded his brother. “Jace, you aren’t Einstein. You just don’t accept it. You are in denial. You are a dumbass too!” Mason fired back.

Dumb laughed, “There are two of us, and just one of you, far away from civilisation. No one is going to help you, and when we are done, we are going to take your car, and your wallet, and return to the café. That slut of a waiter is going to be our whore until we are tired of her,” My eyes darkened, my wolf enraged at what they had said about Aurora. “You don’t have to tell him all that,” dumber hissed, his voice filled with anger as he glared at his friend. “That is some plan, would you like to hear mine?” I asked. “Wait, I had already told you the first night we met,” I said in a low tone. “You are a dead man!” dumb growled, lunging at me as he punched me square on the jaw.