Novel & Cerita Funny Fat Jokes

He says in between laughs. “You have no idea. I’m yet to find anyone who eats greasy and fatty foods like she does. Aria can power through junk food like it’s her only source of energy. And the worst part, she has the body of a supermodel, there isn’t a trace of fat to be found anywhere on her body. It’s the world’s greatest mystery, I tell you.” He just continues to laugh, and I roll my eyes and hit his arm. “Stop laughing, it’s annoying and frustrating and...and ugh, annoying!” The guy doesn’t stop laughing, rather he seems to laugh harder, clutching his stomach as he hunches over and laughs hard. “Was it by mistake that you repeated annoying twice, or was it just for emphasis?” He says be

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

I didn't want him to be angry. "Now! let the show begin." Hawk said, eyeing me. The guys begin to cheer me up mockingly. "Are you sure this is a good idea, just check out the shape of her body. isn't that fat I see." One of the guys said. I bowed my head, fat? I stared at my feet. I have been really eating a lot nowadays cause I get hungry a lot. "Yo dude! Malcolm is right, the freak is getting fat. Her arm is like twice of my own." Another guy said, the last statement made all the guys burst into laughter.

Everyone in Maslow high school knew that if they were having a bad day, all they needed to do was poke my nose or watch me walk so they could laugh. Not one laughter but multiple Snickers and jokes filled my ears as I walked past them. I didn't blame them for laughing. I was wearing a long flare skirt that went below my knees. My top was tight, barely covering my fat stomach, and I was sweating. To be honest, I looked like an old oversized grandmother living on a ranch. As I hurried my pace praying for my luck, I felt the fat under my arm shaking even more. " Boom, boom, big show, boom shakalalla," someone joked.

I was about to leave but she held me again. "You are fat, how come you have the audacity to wear a dress like this?" Maddy giggled as well as her minions. The same comment, I hate hearing that I'm fat. I took a deep breath not to cause any trouble. "Well, I’m sorry my stomach isn’t as flat as your chest!" Maddy looked like she was about to kill me because I hit a nerve. Maddy grabbed my jaw as her fake nails dug into my skin. "You fucking little piece of shit! Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror? No, wait... You can't because you are ugly." She cackled at her own joke while I stood there unwavering. I quirked my eyebrows as I slapped her hand.

I said that in a way that made him realize I was upset. “Oh, Melanie,” his friend addressed me. His voice was full of sarcasm, treating me like I was an idiot, “You know fast food isn’t healthy, right? Instead of eating that and getting more out of shape than you already are, why don't you go home and do your job as a woman, which is to be a housewife and cook good food for you and your husband, huh?” He suggested. “My God, Max. You're impossible today,” Albert laughed with his friend. “Ignore this idiot, Mel. You’re not that fat,” he said to me, still treating it like a big joke.

“Yeah well, my sleeping pattern has been off-balance lately, so it's only natural that my eating habits will change too. And geez, I can't help being hungry all the time.” “I think you should cut back on the food a little. At this rate, you'll end up being the biggest person I know.” He teased, poking her belly. “You're such a dick.” “But you still love this dick.” “Are you serious right now? Tell me, does it look like I’m in the mood for any of your crap?” “Whoa, it was just a joke.” “Don't joke like that. Some jokes that are funny, right? And others that are just not ok. Guess which category yours falls into.”

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I nodded. She laughed. I don't really understand what's so funny. Being around them makes me feel like a clown. Julia was the one who always kept them in check. "Sorry for laughing," Vivian said. "Actually, I know someone who sells something like that. A friend of mine has seen a lot of testimonies from her customers. Maybe you should give it a try." "Really?" My eyes sparkled with delight. "Yeah. And it's not even expensive. In just three months, you'll start watching all that fat disappear. You'll be slender like me—though you might need to fix the saggy skin afterward."

"Alright, fine. If you won't smile, I'll have to tell you my top-tier jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?" Elena had blinked, her stern frown flickering for a split second. "What?" "An impasta." She had stared at me in absolute, stony silence for three whole seconds. "That is terrible. That is the worst joke I've ever heard." "Okay, okay, tough crowd," I had grinned, my dark eyes sparkling with wicked delight as I stroked her cheek. "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Jaxx, please stop…" "Because they make up everything."