Funny Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

Looking at the fat man's painful appearance, Li Meiyu smiled and said, "Fatty, is the military training so terrible? It's just ten days. Just take this opportunity to lose weight." Zhi Fubao said with a bitter face, "I wouldn't be afraid of military training if I were as thin as you. Think about it. The weight of you and my boss is less than mine. When I was in military training, it was equivalent to boss carrying you and a bag of noodles on his back. Do you think it's easy for me to do that?" After hearing what he said, all of them laughed together. It was really true. Zhi Fubao was too fat.

Jessica said as she stared at Caitlyn. I choked on my drink from laughing and trying to swallow at the same time as James laid his head down on his arms and laughed. Adara nudged me in the ribs and it was the first time she’d touched me in weeks. That one touch gave me hope, even though I was laughing obscenely loudly. “What?” Caitlyn asked, frowning in her confusion. “Is that a fat joke?” James laughed louder and I couldn’t control myself anymore either. Jessica’s face remained impassive as she looked at Caitlyn. I could see Malachi was fighting the urge to laugh as well.

Asked the Fat Man The Skinny Man boy immediately turned his gaze to the Fat Boy and immediately said "Hey Fat you are stupid or do you really not know it?" Ask the Skinny Boy back to Fat Boy. The Fat Man boy also immediately turned his innocent gaze to the Skinny Man boy and said "What do you mean Hey Skinny, didn't you just call me stupid?" Asked the Fat Boy to the Skinny Man They were the Skinny Boy and the Fat Boy staring at each other as if they were both emotional and then soon the Skinny Boy was seen sighing and said "Huff" Skinny Boy's sigh

VINCE "Joy has a habit of talking to herself?" Mum asked, her voice cracking because of her laughter. I nodded, "She does. A lot." Joy couldn't stop laughing either and neither could Richard. For the past half an hour, every one of us brought up stories that had our stomachs hurting. "Well, it's not weird at all. Richard here has a habit of farting when he's nervous." Ri immediately retorted, “Now, that’s very embarrassing.”

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

I pacified him and that made him cheer up as he thumped around in my head making me chuckle inwardly. “So this is your mate huh ? How pathetic’, Zang continued wickedly and taunted San. “Really San. I am amazed how do you even put up with his enormous flab and tiny weiner or is it that you have to top him all the time ?” Zang laughed even more wildly at his own jokes. Why the fuck does everyone assume that I have a small weiner ? It is not even scientific. Uneducated assholes.

Answer: "They both fall." The lamest one of all: "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" Answer: "Because he was afraid Snow would fall on him." The jokes weren't really funny or even that creative, but they were shared within my earshot on a regular basis. "Want to hear the latest joke?" Cindy asked, as though reading my mind. I gave her a look I hoped said, no freaking way! "It's actually kind of fun-ny," she said in her sing-song voice.

"I will get off if you take back with you said about me." "Get off - off of me, I will never take back what I said." I whispered, trying hard to breathe in, but can't, "Wha - What I said is what I said. And a fact is a fact, be - because you are a big - big fatty. Look at you - you're bigger than an elephant and - and you're heavier than a - a whale!" He laughed and that puts more weight on me. "You - you fat fatty, oh my god, I don't know people this heav - heavy exist." I whispered, laughing at myself. Jeffrey laughed harder.

He replied, returning a smile. “Can I tell you a joke?” “Sure.” “What do you call a cow with one leg missing?” “I don't know, what do you call it?” He asked with a confused look. “Lean beef.” I burst out laughing, not able to contain my laughter. Aspen giggled. “That is the lamest joke I have ever heard in my entire life.” “But you laughed. Didn't you?” I asked with my fingers pointed towards him. “I did. I will give you that.”