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Henry's hands had been tied in a harsh knot, and he was not taken seriously in the slightest. When he woke up, he heard a group of people telling dirty jokes in the car and laughing from time to time. "These rich people are so fun to play with. They think we're stupid, but you're smart, Boss! All you did was dangle some bait, and they fell for it—hook, line, and sinker!" one of the men said in a low voice.

He asked, pointing at himself. “ Who else is a fat man-baby in here? It is only you!” She said without batting an eye and I almost choked while holding in my laugh. I and Cole and Mr Churchill were sitting in such a way that we were facing the guy, while Galinda, Stiles and Hakim were backing him, so they made laughing faces by virtue of not being seen, without letting out a sound. Our own case was worse. We couldn't make both the sound and the face, and we had to tighten our lips lest they expand into a smile before exploding into a laugh.

“We don’t look like ‘wounds’, do we? If you dress up like that?” “What are we then?” “No, you, mister, you look like a company boss who’s going on a vacation. You just lack a sun hat.” The skinny man said. The comment made the fat man look at himself. “Hm. I don’t know if that’s an appreciation or a sarcasm.” The skinny man looked annoyed. “How come you don’t know which?” “It’s you. Anything can mean good and bad if it’s you.” The fat man said.

James and Em expected, but Fi, seriously, you. "Aw, Justin, come on. It's just a joke." She said. "Hilarious." James butted in. "Hilarious is also an understatement." Em interrupted him. "Yeah, right, and look how hard I am laughing. Hahaha." Justin said sarcastically. "Justin, what if the same joke was cracked on James?" Fiona suggested it. "Hahaha!! well, that would have been beyond hilarious, right Jamie?" Justin was laughing now. "Give me a hi-fy for that, Justin." Em and Justin gave each other Hy FY.

They nodded, eyes wide and set on the scene before them. Walking closer to him, I pulled back my foot and kicked his side, playfully but still hard. The girls covered their mouths with their hands while Blondie groaned. "What the fuck Chan?" I bit back a laugh at the way he looked at me. "Get up Fats." He shot me a scowl when I said that. "I'm not fat! Again, I have abs!" I rolled my eyes. "If you have abs then use them to pull your ass up off the ground." I crossed my arms over my chest, still trying to stay serious as I watched him grown again and pull himself onto his butt.

Elena Pov I laughed out loud hearing the funny joke Sean had just told. I couldn’t hold it back even if I tried to keep my composure. Sean didn’t laugh anymore. Instead, he simply stood there watching me quietly, the smile on his face becoming softer. How could he be so funny? I never knew Fatty Joker—oh, Sean—was this fun when we were in high school. At that time, he had always been silent and kept to himself, but now…

At this point, I had given up already, and I was just hoping that the worst wouldn't happen. To think that I was being manhandled by this man, and none of them could ever help me. "Mere looking at her, you'd know that she is very fertile. She will definitely fill your home with plenty wolf babies." The emcee said, and they whole audience started laughing at me, again. I was just so pained. Here I was, sitting down in front of an audience of men who loved to capitalize on the weaknesses of others. The most annoying part of it was that they were actually laughing like drunk fools who had lost their minds. In all honesty, I actually didn't find anything funny in all the naughty jokes that they

She asked, pinching his cheek gently. "That's impossible.I've been practicing jokes.”Matteo grinned proudly. "Oh… really?" "Yes… I have seventeen already." "Should I be worried?"Sofia asked, looking toward Lorenzo. "Yup! You should be very worried." "They're terrible," Marco added. "Noo… they're masterpieces," Matteo corrected. "Alright, I'll be the judge of that," Sofia said. "Good. I'll save the funniest one for you,” He said, leaning close and whispering loudly enough for everyone to hear.

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

“I feel bad that I called him fat. He’s far from it.” Max laughed. “You didn’t call him fat. You called him clumsy. I called him fat.” “True. I’ll make it up to John and bake some chocolate chip cookies.” “Keep that up, and we’ll all end up with giant booties, waddling around with chocolate crumbs decorating our shirts as sugar soars through our veins.” Abby chuckled at the mental image.