Funny Four Word Sayings Novels & Stories

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

"You're really brave, or coward that I might break you into pieces?" "Bullsh*t scamp man! Are you really trying my patience, huh? Then fight me now and we can see whose bone will be broken." "Oh! Relax. Hahaha—you looked like red chili when you're mad." "Such a callous—you looked like shit! Or you're definitely a shit. If you didn't have anything to say, then go away!" I exclaimed. "Don't drive me away, but before I will go you must know that I'm number four, and I know you were destined, but before you will try your best to defeat me, I will go first before you, catch this!"

“Brenda the Terrible shall not pass!” Mathapelo giggled, waving her cane for dramatic effect. “Fear not! We have shields of wit and sarcasm!” Gail laughed, ruffling Lou’s hair. “If she comes today, we’ll greet her with cookies and a sarcasm buffet!” Abby shook his head, though he smiled despite himself. Humor, they realized, was a weapon almost as powerful as unity. Lou’s Growth

Everyone was left flabbergasted by Adrian’s statement while Dickson and Mario looked at each other. Samantha too looked at Adrian in confusion, not understanding what he had just said. Everyone took a moment to process his words, and what followed was a huge round of laughter. They laughed so hard that they started tearing up. Mario even pointed at Adrian while laughing and said, “Hahaha! Did he just call us all poor little sh*ts? Does he have a few screws loose? How could we possibly be poor when we’ve got so much wealth?”

he trailed off clearing his throat,” the third wheel,” the tone of his voice was lowering with each phrase, “so a tricycle means more room…per say,” Britney and I exchanged looks when he added, “or maybe not, yeah a bicycles fine.” We burst out into giggles as now it was Chris’ turn to pull the confused look, “I don’t ...” he trailed of switching his glance between us too. He looked like an adorable confused puppy with those eyes. “She’s just messing with you baby,” Britney explained through her melting chuckles. I grinned when his eyes fell on me. “Relax, “ I eased, folding my arms, “ I would have thought after four years you would have learned to speak Makaylan," I huffed, “you can destr

He takes a deep breath as he drives like a maniac down the road. " Asa, please, let me go." I say. My eyes are swell and i bet my make-up is smeared " Fuck it , Asa, she sounds like your lost child." Coen laughs. What exactly is funny. " Please..." " I swear to go God, if you say another word..." I interrupt him. " Please..."

"Oh, nothing, I just recalled a saying, 'Do not cast your pearls before swine.'" Edward was amused at Ziggy’s quip after quip. 'My son is so different today!' So, he nodded appreciatively and joined the fray. "That's a good saying." Hearing the banter between Edward and Ziggy, Rue almost wanted to vomit blood. Her hands, hidden under the table, suddenly tensed up into a ball, while her stiff smile remained. She knew Ziggy was referring to her when he said 'swine', and Edward echoed the sentiment! She knew all the non-swear words that they used were about her, but she could not react to those. She even had to pretend like she did not understand!

Hearing Jonah say those words so bluntly, albeit in a casual tone, made my chest rumble with suffocating guilt again. Jonah quickly touched my chin, lifting my face back up. "Hey, hey. I was just kidding, okay? I guess it wasn't funny to you at all, huh?" Jonah smiled reassuringly, stroking the top of my head. "How could you even think of making a joke at a time like this, jeez?" "Well," Jonah shrugged lightly. "There's a wise saying that says the best way to deal with tragedy is to turn it into a comedy. So, I'm trying it. Is it a complete failure?"

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Even though she was past 40, her face was still capable of that. Her crying filled the everyone’s gazes with dissatisfaction and disdain toward Jian Jianan again… Translator’s Notes A camel that starves to death still looks bigger than a horse (瘦死的骆驼比马大) A Chinese saying meaning that, despite one being challenged or in trouble, it still contains more power and ability compared to another.