Funny Girlfriend Joke Novels & Stories

Jaja stated matter-of-factly. I couldn't help but chuckle. “Jealous? Why would she be?” I asked, playing dumb. Jaja rolled her eyes, shaking her head in disbelief. “Don't tell me you're just a pretty face with no brains,” she teased. “I mean, you're hot, and she's your girlfriend. Seeing us together must be getting under her skin.” “Hmmm,” I mused, giving her words some thought. But Jaja was already moving on, changing the subject with a dismissive wave of her hand.

Maddie immediately retorted. "I know. I know. Damn Maddie! That was a joke to make you feel better," Audrey said, shrugging her shoulders as she said this. "Well, it sure didn't help make me feel better. I already told you Audrey, you would make a terrible comedian. You will just end up annoying your audience to death," was Maddie's comeback. The two girls bursting into laughter was what preceded Maddie's words. "I will tell you this girlfriend, you are being paranoid, Jake Conat wouldn't possibly fire you for something so trivial," Audrey said when their bout of laughter ended and Maddie sighed, heavily.

If anyone should die now, it's our opposing team. "You're now my girlfriend?" "Ye—" I stopped to answer when his question entered my mind. His shoulders moved because of his giggles. I immediately pinched him, which made him moan. "What?" he asked kindly. I struggled with him and got up from lying down. "You're teasing me, Jairon." He snorted, although there was a playful grin on his lips. Tsk! Just a while ago, it was still a drama? "I'm just asking," he shrugged innocently.

I don't know if I can still call him my girlfriend because he doesn't pay attention to me anymore. "Whatever, they might be one of the cheap and popular ones out there," said Jane. I was surprised by what he told us. “Why! You're the one who's the one, because you're like a leech if you touch my Bff's girlfriend!" Aira shouted at him. We were surprised by what Aira said. "Bff, stop," I promised him. “No! This girl is annoying, if we can say we're good, it's like she can't see herself! He's even more perfect if you look at us!" Aira didn't hold back.

I rolled my eyes “He told us about that already. What else do you know about him” This time, we were sitting opposite each other on the bed. I watch her explain every detail about him, clenching her fist as she mentioned the numbers of times he do tease her. I tried to hold my laughter, but couldn’t conceal it any longer “What’s so funny” She asked, clearly annoyed “You….look girl, you looked like a jealous girlfriend while explaining those scene. Perhaps you like him, no doubt, he is so handsome” I snickered. She frowns

"Yeah. If you want one." "Aren't you ashamed?" "Why would I?" "They might think your girlfriend's childish." "You're not my girlfriend." He said seriously which surprised me. I was silent for a moment. Stunned by him. I looked into his eyes as he watch me seriously. His lips closed and not moving. I opened my mouth to speak. "You're my wife. Not just my girlfriend." He said then smiled. I almost hit him because of his joke. "Do that again. I'll leave you." I said threateningly. He just laughed at me.

Jenny "Go, Babe! That's my girl! You see that blonde?! She's my girlfriend!" I covered Jibee's mouth before I could shout another embarrassing thing. "Stop embarrassing my best friend!" Jibee removed my hand from her mouth "I'm not! I'm just proud of her!" She reasoned out The glee club prepared a musical show before our graduation ceremony start and this lady beside me keeps on shouting stupid things to cheer her girlfriend. I won't deny that Rose is really a great performer.

I still can't believe--- I'm seriously getting cornier---you know more corny, like---tss whatever you guys don't get my joke anyway. Suddenly the music "Don't Cha" by Pussycat Dolls bombarded in the air as my phone vibrates in my pocket. I flinched as I heard it. What if I was on a public place?! What the fudge. The horror. I groaned as I realized that I had been victimized again by the great prankster---my girlfriend---Daniella Sparks. I can already imagine her evil laugh and how her eyes would blaze with a michievous hint in it. I just quickly answered it so it'll stop ringing.

"And could I know what your thoughts are about me?" "That... you are very much straight not that I oppose if you are not and that you like girls and you have a girlfriend." "No." "No, what?" "No, I am not what Jack told you, he is just messing with you and no I don't have a girlfriend." He said calmness flowing out of his voice. "Oh okay." ‘Wow Jazz congrats. You just made a fool out of yourself.’ She cursed each and every cell of her body. "So, do YOU have a boyfriend?"