Funny Girlfriend Joke Novels & Stories

I am teasing my girl. "What happened to my eyes? I am seeing everything clearly." This tube-light girl didn't get my joke. "I was joking, you tube-light." I just pulled her nose. "Aah. What are you doing, baby? Who knows when you joke and when you are serious? I might be a tube-light lover but I got the weirdest girlfriend. Who, when reacts in which thing, like which way only God knows?" My baby is irritated now. So, I pull her cheek and she smirks. And her dimples. I just hold her face and put kisses on them. Then I release her. Now, she is smiling and so am I.

Jaja stated matter-of-factly. I couldn't help but chuckle. “Jealous? Why would she be?” I asked, playing dumb. Jaja rolled her eyes, shaking her head in disbelief. “Don't tell me you're just a pretty face with no brains,” she teased. “I mean, you're hot, and she's your girlfriend. Seeing us together must be getting under her skin.” “Hmmm,” I mused, giving her words some thought. But Jaja was already moving on, changing the subject with a dismissive wave of her hand.

I rolled my eyes “He told us about that already. What else do you know about him” This time, we were sitting opposite each other on the bed. I watch her explain every detail about him, clenching her fist as she mentioned the numbers of times he do tease her. I tried to hold my laughter, but couldn’t conceal it any longer “What’s so funny” She asked, clearly annoyed “You….look girl, you looked like a jealous girlfriend while explaining those scene. Perhaps you like him, no doubt, he is so handsome” I snickered. She frowns

"Yeah. If you want one." "Aren't you ashamed?" "Why would I?" "They might think your girlfriend's childish." "You're not my girlfriend." He said seriously which surprised me. I was silent for a moment. Stunned by him. I looked into his eyes as he watch me seriously. His lips closed and not moving. I opened my mouth to speak. "You're my wife. Not just my girlfriend." He said then smiled. I almost hit him because of his joke. "Do that again. I'll leave you." I said threateningly. He just laughed at me.

Jenny "Go, Babe! That's my girl! You see that blonde?! She's my girlfriend!" I covered Jibee's mouth before I could shout another embarrassing thing. "Stop embarrassing my best friend!" Jibee removed my hand from her mouth "I'm not! I'm just proud of her!" She reasoned out The glee club prepared a musical show before our graduation ceremony start and this lady beside me keeps on shouting stupid things to cheer her girlfriend. I won't deny that Rose is really a great performer.

I still can't believe--- I'm seriously getting cornier---you know more corny, like---tss whatever you guys don't get my joke anyway. Suddenly the music "Don't Cha" by Pussycat Dolls bombarded in the air as my phone vibrates in my pocket. I flinched as I heard it. What if I was on a public place?! What the fudge. The horror. I groaned as I realized that I had been victimized again by the great prankster---my girlfriend---Daniella Sparks. I can already imagine her evil laugh and how her eyes would blaze with a michievous hint in it. I just quickly answered it so it'll stop ringing.

Her jaw clenched, trying to contain her fury. “Don’t talk to my girlfriend that way,” Dean growled, grabbing her by the waist and pulling her to himself. “Dean Polanski,” Jake sneered, “the walking disaster no one asked for. How’d you manage to scrape the bottom of the jerk barrel and still find a girlfriend uglier than your personality?” Okay! My best friend was on fire. Ouch. This time I couldn’t hold it back, a laugh slipped out of my mouth. Maxine arched her brow, her gaze prickling my skin. But I didn’t care.

"And could I know what your thoughts are about me?" "That... you are very much straight not that I oppose if you are not and that you like girls and you have a girlfriend." "No." "No, what?" "No, I am not what Jack told you, he is just messing with you and no I don't have a girlfriend." He said calmness flowing out of his voice. "Oh okay." ‘Wow Jazz congrats. You just made a fool out of yourself.’ She cursed each and every cell of her body. "So, do YOU have a boyfriend?"

One of them turned at me with a half smile and glanced at what I am holding, “Are talking about the woman who wore that bra?” I raised my brows to them and surprisingly they burst out in laughter. I glared at them but they didn’t care about it. “Is she your girlfriend, dude?” The other one said between his laugh. “Malamang pinagsasawaan na siya ni Jacob.” Mocked by the other one with an pervert smile. “Probably. She was damn hot that will make your dick erected to its maximum.” Another from the guy with them. And right after, they all laugh their lungs out.

my amazing girlfriend exclaimed, going as far as letting out a wolf whistle at the sight of her mother's fantastic bubble-butt so wantonly offered and presented to me. While I smiled like a lust-struck moron and my achingly stiff dick pulsed with need, Deb jumped to her feet and, letting go of her own tits, positioned herself beside Mandy's chair. Turning toward me with a playful grin on her lips, my amazing girlfriend invitingly went on. "Actually, I think Jeff should get a closer and deeper look... I mean, the real treasure is actually very tiny, and these big buttcheeks are kinda hiding it!"