Funny Girlfriend Joke Novels & Stories

We really got them. “It’s just not right for me to have a girlfriend who’s a froglet, right? Because I’m beautiful, so they really can’t believe it. Wit!” My friend squealed, saying I’m a froglet, this friend of mine, he knows a lot. “I just can’t believe you’d have a girlfriend as beautiful as her, I don’t even know what he sees in you.” I laughed even more at what he said, if looks could kill, Clint would’ve dropped dead a long time ago.

, I fake a smile. "Oh, really?" "Really!" I answer her loudly. "I am curious", she grins broadly. I find the stupid grin on her face annoying so I decide to speak up. "I am Aidan's girlfriend." "Oh!" She laughs mockingly, covering her mouth with her left hand and waving the other hand at me. "Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh." "Why are you laughing?" I rest my back more comfortably in the chair. I really want to know what she finds funny.

I want to know her. Me: ‘Well I am not gonna do that!’ June: ‘Oh I can do that!’ My-Dull-Mean-Happening-Girlfriend added to the group ‘Win Natalie’ My-Dull-Mean-Happening-Girlfriend: ‘WHAT is this place?’ My-Dull-Mean-Happening-Girlfriend: ‘OMG I am so honored.’ I facepalmed myself. Yeah, make me look bad, in front of my very first actual girlfriend. Long story short, now I am butt of the jokes of my three favorite girls.

"She's lucky, right?" "She's a woman, not a man" the young man replied coolly, and finally put his arm around the girl "Tsk. Nincompoop" He almost laughed at Lore's reaction because he obviously succeeded in teasing again. "Haha, my girlfriend is really nice when she's jealous" "Tsk. girlfriend your ass " "I love you too sweetie pie," Aiko laughed while Lore's hair messed up which annoyed her. Everyone is happy, except for the two people who is currently not on good terms.

I spoke to the saleslady, she smiled before she went to the cashier. “What do you mean girlfriend?! Do you wanna get hurt?!” she whispered. I laughed. She’s cute. “What? You’re my girlfriend, right?” I asked, pretending to be innocent. “Did I say yes? Did I say yes?” she asked sarcastically before she rolled her eyes on me. “At least you’re earning. Imagine, you have a boyfriend like me who’s handsome and popular, plus you’re earning,” I joked. She rolled her eyes again, I laughed when she didn’t fire back.

“What the fuck are you doing with my girlfriend?” Oh, for fuck’s sake. Girlfriend? Didn’t he just remind me like, yesterday, that this whole thing is fake? I roll my eyes so hard I practically sprain them. Jay, to his credit, grins cockily. “Sorry, man, but I don’t think she’s your girl. I mean, we literally just kissed.” I bite back a laugh. Oh, he’s bold. Or stupid. Maybe both. “Get out of here,” Lucas says, calm as hell. Too calm. The kind of calm that makes you nervous.

He responds sarcastically. I shrug. "Then why did you tell Cassie I have no respect for personal space and that’s why I held you?" He asks another question. Ugh, I thought he would let this go. "It was a joke" I lie, again. "Really? I didn't know my girlfriend was such a comedian" He says the word girlfriend a bit more loudly, obviously on purpose. I look around quickly to ensure no one is listening to our conversation. Thankfully, no one is even close enough.

I answered him back making him regret his joke. He knotted his brows as I uttered and shook his head. "You can never take my jokes, Can you? You are a boring man. Everyone in my agency loves my joke and burst into laughter, especially girls. But you my friend don't even try to smile at them." He started with his complaint first before he disclose the matter he was mentioning before. "So what? It's my choice whether I want to laugh or not. Plus your jokes are not funny. Girls laugh at your jokes cause your money makes them laugh. Otherwise, you would have been the king of bad jokes." I said, resting my ass on the maroon couch.

She frowned. "I can't help it." I chuckled "Please Cheyenne I have to ask you something," I mumbled but it came out in a stutter. "Look who is stuttering now, are you shy now?" She smiled. "No, I'm not. Will you be my girlfriend?" I asked looking into her eyes. She smiled" I'll think about it." Mumbled with a straight face. "What?" Think about it, fine then." I muttered. She burst into laughter "Did you see the look on your face, I was just kidding, I'll be your girlfriend." She smiled.

She accused me back. I laughed out loud because of what she just said, “Oh? Why are you laughing like that? Is it true? Come on!” She was shivering, and she was still staring at me. “Because you’re so funny!” I’ve been suppressing my devilish laughter before because she might be even more annoyed with me. “What’s so funny?” She inquired. “It’s you! You’re accusing me of having another girlfriend. Who is it? Rats? Worms? Ants or insects with me in the coffin? You’re funny! How about you? ’You can’t answer either, maybe you are!” I blamed her.