Funny Girlfriend Joke Novels & Stories

“Did you just suggest I broaden my horizons?” “You sounded concerned about your lack of options.” Christ, I can’t help laughing, this is turning out more progressive than I thought it would, she’s no longer crying and even cracking jokes. I should pat myself on the back, but Jackson swears that makes me a “bloody wanker”. Fucking hate the Brits. “Jesus Christ.” “What?” “Nothing.” I shake my head. “You're just a lot funnier than I remember.” “Not any funnier than the man asking a near-stranger to be his girlfriend.”

He said. He cupped my mould and my cat pulsed, a soft needy moan escaped my lips. My lips pressed in a thin line "No thank you, I have a boyfriend." I said sharply and saw a visible hurt flash in his eyes. "What's your little sized coward boyfriend gonna do about it?" He asked, challenging me. "He is going to end you." I said confidently and he erupted with laughter. "Congratulations on cracking the funniest joke I've heard in about a hundred years." Reuben snarled.

The guy directed his comment toward me. "Dude, she's the nipple sucker." I pointed back at my girlfriend whose mouth hung open. "Yeah, does she bite, too?" The banter with the piercing peeps had gone too far when the girl appeared aroused by the thought of Cora biting my tits. The laughter died instantly on my lips, which they all thought was a joke. Whatever. I needed my girl to get her boobs covered and us to get the hell out of Dodge before someone tried to ram a rod through my cock just to see what kind of rise they'd get out of me. Fuckers.

I clenched my fist as I tried to keep my cool, telling myself how much I need this to work. “I am not here to exchange words with you, I just need to speak to my girlfriend.” And just on cue, she burst into a fit of laughter. She laughed so hard that people who passed by had to stop for a while and look. It was so embarrassing that I used my cap and covered my face. “Bluee…” I called. She began to clean the tear that came out of her eyes, “ sorry, sorry but that was a very good joke. I haven't laughed like that in a long time. I never knew you took up acting classes in high school.”

Then she started sliding down slowly, moving her body against mine until she was grinding on my lap. Oh great. Not the right time for this. “Yo, Dante’s got company,” one of my friends said, chuckling because he knew I wasn’t into this at all. “Poor girl doesn’t know he’s basically become a woman at this point,” the other friend said, and they all burst out laughing. I shot him a look that signalled, ‘shut the hell up.’ What kind of joke was that to make in front of an actual woman? Thankfully, the girl wasn’t paying attention to their comments. She was too busy doing her thing, rubbing her hands all over me.

, I said laughing. "I thought I'd really lost you" "You would have if I didn't have to lie to some hot boys that I have boyfriend" "How's that lying if I can fill in that position perfectly" "You really mean that" "I wasn't laughing when I said it" "Let's do it" ******************************* I believe that sometimes grand gestures aren't really what strengthens a relationship so the littlest of things such as this could be a real go to when asking a girl to be your girlfriend. What are your thoughts?

she said in a sluty voice and I know where this game is heading too. "I'm actually here with my girlfriend and she doesn't like someone else Calling me that"I said and she laugh. "Comm'n man, no one falls for that in this century. If you have a girlfriend she won't leave you in the middle of a party when she knows girls like us are hanging around"she laugh but I saw nothing funny. "Actually she won't like to see me talking to another girl too"I said and she laugh. "Hey I know a place we can go"She wink at me.

Dollan was completely shocked by the behavior of the girlfriend he had never seen. Realizing that his joke was too much, Baby laughed. The girl could not bear to see the look on her boyfriend's face, which was so frightened as if she was a psychopath who was ready to kill him whenever she wanted. "I'm just joking ,It can't be that I'm a psychopath, even to kill mosquitoes I thought twice but I still do it. You don't have to worry. your girlfriend is a good girl. I can't possibly kill you at least until I don't catch you having an affair with another women. " When she said her last words, Baby's expression turned frightening.

she joked. I asked, "Can you please? That's my EX-girlfriend. You're my girlfriend." "I was just joking. I'm leaving, we'll see you later," She said goodbye and kissed me on the cheek.

, I fake a smile. "Oh, really?" "Really!" I answer her loudly. "I am curious", she grins broadly. I find the stupid grin on her face annoying so I decide to speak up. "I am Zayden's girlfriend." "Oh!" She laughs mockingly, covering her mouth with her left hand and waving the other hand at me. "Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh." "Why are you laughing?" I rest my back more comfortably in the chair. I really want to know what she finds funny.