Funny Kasabihan Novels & Stories

Padabog na ibinaba ni Cara ang softdrinks nya sa lamesa habang nakataas ang isang kilay at nagbanta, “Ano na naman bang kalokohan ang sasabihin mo sa amin… siguraduhin mo may sense ‘yan ha. Kung hindi sasapukin na lang kita bigla d’yan,” Hindi na s’ya pinansin ni Viu bagkus humarap lamang ito sa akin at biglang nagsalita, “Ang sabi nya ay may problema ka ba?” Humagalpak siya ng tawa habang hawak-hawak ang kanyang tiyan. Napatingin naman sa amin ang ibang dumadaan kaya’t agad na bumulong sa akin si Cara, “Alam mo na gagawin natin. Isa, dalawa… takbo!”

Nabawi na niya ang kalma ng kanyang kalooban. Umismid ang matandang babae. Inilabas ang isang abaniko at ipinaypay sa sarili habang iingus-ingos na tumingin sa kabuuan ni Rosario. Kung hindi siguro siya natatakot para sa kapakanan ni Gringo, magagawa niyang matawa sa pagkilos ng kaharap. "A sense of humor is the best remedy of frustrating situations," ang malimit na ipangaral sa kanila ni Casandra. "Kung puwede kang tumawa, tumawa ka. Pagtawanan mo ang problema."

That's what he thinks of me now, a useless mother and wife I just closed my eyes, I had been crying and facing the laptop because of what I was reading 'Useless wife' 'Hahaha just don't know how to cook? ' 'Asan language te? ' 'Kawawa si kino' 'You're mine, I know everything' 'Useless wife' 'Separate that' 'Annulment na oi, don't waste your time with such a person' 'We have many more kino for you to choose from' 'What did you feed someone and poisoned you?

tab tu mujhe Mar Dena. Fab3, MaElena and Max are looking at him like he has grown a tail.. Cabir saw their faces and said.. Cab:Why are you looking at me like that.. Muk:kaise kaise I mean kaise yaar..Humesha tu aise bekar ki lame jokes kaise mar sakta hain.. Dhr:Yes yaar..it's better to listen jokes in Tamil than listening yours..jitna hum tamil sunke apne dimag ko karab karte hain..Utna hi Tere jokes sunke karte hain..

In my mind, ‘this hausa babes can fall hand with their dressing sha’… She: Good morning sir… Me: Good morning… How was your night? She: It was fine sir… Me: Wait, how do you say ‘how was your night in Hausa’, because I’m trying to learn the language o… She: **laughs** You say ‘antashi lafia’… Me: **i try saying it after her** antashi lafia… Hmm, at least I’ve learnt one today. So, antashi lafia? She: **laughs** Lafia lau…

Diba ganun naman sa showbiz? "What?! Pakakasalan mo ako dahil lang sa minsang nangyari sa atin?" Hindi niya namalayang naibulalas niya ang mga katagang iyon, kaya hiyang hiya siyang napa tutop sa kanyang bibig sabay tingin sa mga tao sa paligid. Sakanila pala sila naka tutok. May mga camera man din ang nagkalat at nakarecord ang lahat. Tumatawa ang ibang mga bisita sa narinig. Lahat ay mga kamag-anak ni Gil. Amused na amused sila sa babaeng napusuan ng kanilang pinsan 5 years ago. Alam nilang lahat na ito ang minamahal ng kanilang pinsan dahil open siya sa kanila. Karamihan pa sa kanila ay naging kasabwat sa accidental meeting nila ng babae. Ibang iba kasi ito sa mga babaeng naging gf ni Gi

except with bleached hair, heavy eyeliner, and the energy of someone who could start a bar fight for fun and still make it look glamorous. She was already in the middle of telling a story, her hands waving animatedly as she recounted her adventures abroad. “…and that’s when the camel refused to move, so I kicked it... not hard, just enough to let it know who’s in charge, and the man beside me shouted something in Arabic that I think meant ‘crazy woman!’” Camila laughed, slapping her palm on the table, startling both Emily and Lucas. Cassie burst into laughter before she could stop herself. “Oh my God, you kicked a camel?”

Habang kumakain, panay ang hirit ni Nathan ng jokes. "Alam mo ba kung anong sabi ng donut sa kape?" Napatingin si Thalia sa kanya. "Ano?" "Hindi kita kayang ‘espresso’ kung gaano kita ka-gusto." Napangiwi si Thalia. "Kadiri, Nathan! Ang corny!" Pero natawa pa rin siya.

“You’re right about that. I remember when he tried to make simple rice and the smoke alarm went off? I thought the whole kitchen was going to catch fire!” “Are you serious? Tell me more.” We continued talking and laughing together, the heavy weight in my chest feeling a little lighter with every joke. He told me funny stories about Kasit’s failed cooking attempts from their younger days, and I shared how Kasit once tried to surprise me with breakfast and ended up with burnt toast and a very guilty face. Thawan’s easy laughter filled the ward, and for a while, the worry about Kasit’s family and everything else faded into the background.

reduced his feeling of reading the awkwardness of friends. Pepeng Masarap😂😂 Jusko! It's great to find an office here! Pepeng Maliit😂😂 Well, chiiiill lang is meee😂 Pepeng Malaki😂😂 Guuuuyss andaming pogii ditoo😅😅 He just laughed as he typed. Pepeng Kulot😂😂 There are pogii here too! I'm still next to isaaaa😍😍