Funny Kasabihan Novels & Stories

She said and the couple laughed it off, claiming that they understand "Mom, can we leave please?" Max spoke up in his deep sexy voice that was laced with annoy Immediately they left, "Olivia, how could you greet elders like that?" her mother a What worries them was how they could tell that Max was pi "I didn't come here to be greeting people. Moreover, I did say 'hi' to them." She said nonchala .. Immediately Max and his family settled down on their seat, "she's so beautiful." Emily sai "But was deprived of a brain. Grow up well, dear." Max rep

"The morning sun is good for your health, you know!" Abizar snorted, "Don't dress up pretty. There will be a lot of dangerous lyrics. It's still prone to be stabbed by people." Shanum snorted amused, "what the heck? Yes, I'll go down first. Assalamualaikum." "Waalaikumsalam my beautiful."

Kahit hindi nya mahal. "Ayaw mo nang may bisyo?" walang pag-aalinlangan siyang tumango. Nagtatanong lang naman kasi ito. "Fvck, so it means--- I fvcking need to stop all my bad habits." nakagat ni Yesha ang ibabang parte ng labi niya dahil sa sinabi nito. Bakit ba kasi doble ang meaning niyon para sa kanya? At bakit ba iba ang reaction ng puso niya? Bakit kailangan niyang isipin ang mga sinasabi nito?

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

napalingon ako sakanya ng kalabitin niya ako "Ako ba kinakausap mo?" Takang tanong ko "Kakalabitin ba kita kung hindi?" "Bakit ba?" I tried to look pissed. Natamaan kasi ang ego ko nung nalaman ko na mas matalino siya kesa sakin. "You're cursing the rain, ba't ka galit sa ulan?" "Napakaingay" sagot ko. "Sino?" "Both of you. Ikaw at ang ulan. Napakaingay niyo"

Don't confuse the truth for the judgment Baba thought he didn't hear Mallam Ilaro very well so he cleared his throat before speaking " Ban fahimce ka ba(I don't understand you) Baba said looking at Mallam Ilaro as if he have grown extra horn on his head

a little tip off. Don't tell nobody ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ Ubsjnsb ai us is ja sj sk sb jdjsnndn djdnska ks js ks sk sk sk sb sh sj sns kw wie dj do we all love babies? kr kd djs sj sns sns nssn msns she ne en sn smendj sj sj sk sk sj sh sj qk sj sb sjnak sn k sj k sh.(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

He knows that there will be a backlash when they find out that a child will tag along “bobo! Mas mapapakinabangan pa yata yan kaysa sayo! Meron din syang kasamang sanay sa kutsilyo” (stupid! He will be more useful than you! We also have a person who is more used in knife) the boss shivered in horror when he remember the girl with a piercing eyes and a sharp knife

"I will name it 'kulsooma begum da dhaba' (kulsooma Begum's roadside restaurant) - said adam making everyone laugh. "Beda Barak ho tera naaspeete (I wish your ship sank, you idiot) - said grandma, my friends were literally clutching their stomachs. "Good morning everyone - a voice came from behind, which I knew was hadiya. She came and sat on chair. "Ohh good morning my sweetest makeup kit bhabhi (sister in law) - said adam in the sweetest taunting way, we were controlling our laughter which were about to escape from our mouth, she was fuming in anger.

"Kukunin ko na ang first-aid box habang binabasa n’yo ang mga artikulo." Mabilis na nasilayan ni Asbie ang headline ng Coffee Time Snack Gossip blog at pinigilan ang kanyang tawa, pero habang binabasa niya pababa ang nilalaman ng artikulo, hindi na niya napigil at bumulwak ang kanyang halakhak. "Hahaha... Ang kakatuwa nitong magkasintahan na ito! Hahaha..."