Funny Kasabihan Novels & Stories

He was her loyal knight, pouring her wine and serving her food, all the ruthless decisiveness of an Underboss erased. They were laughing and talking, and I was clearly not needed as a prop. I didn't want to waste any more time and looked for a chance to slip away. But Noa suddenly turned to me gracefully. "You must be Maeve. I've heard so much about you. The famous 'piano goddess of the underworld'." Caught off guard by being singled out, I quickly waved my hand. "Thank you, but that's an overstatement. Just some flattery from friends."

But how can I even tell it if I didn't know what's the problem? "Anak ng galunggong! Saan ko ba makikita 'yung gunggong na 'yon? Tigas ng mukha, sinabi nang 'wag nang magpapakita!" pasaring na wika ni Cason bago napailing-iling na animo'y dismayadong-dismayado.

inis na sambit ko "Chill men!wag nlng sya?mamili ka nlng sa mga nakaka one night stand mo".ngsing sambit nya "Fuck you!!i said shup up or else...."kunot na sambit ko "else what else?men?!" "I will punch & kick you!".inis na sambit ko at hinawakan ang kwelyo nya ngumisi sya sakin at nagsalita na nmn

Karabo cursed under his breath and K flipped him off. "You could eat with me, it's way too much for me alone." I said looking at the food and my stomach reminding me how hungry I was. "Nope, I'm eating with you." K said swatting Karabo's hand again. We start eating after I dished a plate for Karabo which he happily took and smiled at me. We're talking and Karabo is honestly one of the funniest people I've met in my life. He cracks me up. As he's still making jokes he says something about kissing and I immediately look at Khalil and then it clicks, the only thing I couldn't remember...

Yung humor na hindi nakakatuwa kundi nakaka-gigil na gusto mo na lang tumalon sa bangin. At nakaka-inis siya promise! Fate has a wicked sense of humour na hindi nakakatawa kapag ikaw na ang inasar. Gaya ng mga kaklase kung lalaki noon,, mahilig mang-asar at mambuyo ng iba. Tuwang-tuwa pa pero kapag ito naman ang inasar, pikon naman.

Lumingon sa akin si Ena at hindi man lang nangingiti sa pagpapapansin ko sa kaniya! I rarely said those words! Those were the words that usually came out from the mouth of the typical lazy students! Pagod sa pag-upo at half-hearted na pakikinig sa discussion. Hindi naman ako ganoon at nang ginawa ko iyon ay hindi man lang siya natawa! Isn't it funny that I am imitating those lazy ass? And why do I need to explain it that it was a joke?

Mahina subalit may diin sa bawat katagang binanggit ko. Mas lalo pang nangunot ang kanyang noo matapos niyang maproseso sa kanyang utak ang lahat ng aking sinabi.Subalit maya-maya lang ay pagak na itong tumawa. "This is an Italian restaurant! So, ano ang ini-expect mo? Maghain sila ng Filipino dish at Delight Yoghurt drink?" Sarkastiko niyang saad na pawang pang-iinsulto ang naging dating saakin.

Sarcastic I slowly close my eyes i feel the peace in this kingdom, i fell like im home. I open my eyes where am i? Its so dark i cant see anything! I hear some voices whispering in my ears i hate it! "Wag kang mawawalan ng pag asa hija" i heard it, whats this? "Zuri wake up" ""What do you think my daughter you can have a happy life?" Im scared, im so scared Its look like an echo inside in my mind "Baby dont hate me okay? Uhmmm daddy loves you so much kaya gising ka na"

Siguro may naalala siyang best memories o nakakatawang katangahan niya kaya siya ganiyan? Hehe joke lang po! 'Yung mga kasamahan ko na failed din, nasa labas at nagsisimula na. Samantalang ako, nandito kinakausap itong matandang 'to na pangiti-ngiti lang na akala mo kinakausap o nagpapatawa ang baso ng kapeng hinahalo niya. Pinatawag niya 'ko at akala ko may sasabihin siyang kung ano. Pero ang tanging ginagawa niya lang ay ang ngumiti habang naghahalo ng kape.

E kaasan Ma' I greeted all of them together, prostating flat. Oshey. Omo kaaro, O Ji re. I laughed at my subconscious as I slowly stood up. 'Aah aah. Booda Uthman, okunrin ma ti de' (You're now a man) I smiled at an Uncle's words and stretched to my tallest height. Ode ni e. (you're a fool) 'Oko olómoge, Àwon àuntí nko? (A slang for asking for someone's supposed girlfriends)