Funny Pinoy Jokes Novels & Stories

“So, what do you call an odd pizza?” “Odd pizza? Pizza with pineapple!” “Wrong! I love Pizza with pineapple.” “Really? Everyone hates that.” “Nope. The social media made everyone hates it. It’s good~” “Okay. Okay. So, what’s the answer?” Ryan leaned closer and whispered, “A weir-dough.” Slyvester blinked. Soon, he shook his head. “It’s not funny.” “It was! When my friend told me that joke, I laughed so hard.” “Who? Emily?”

Matikas ang tindig niya kaya halatang nag work out talaga siya. "Baka naman kaya ka napuyat dahil naghihintay ka ng reply 'dun sa ka chat mo tapos tinulugan ka naman pala." sabi ni Joven. "Sino 'yang ka chat mo pre? Chicks ba? Baka naman may kaibigan pakilala mo'ko." sabi ni Jin. "Shut up, Jin." naiiritang sabi nito. Hindi ko na narinig pa ang iba nilang pinag-uusapan dahil nagtungo na ako sa labas at umalis.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Can I tell you a joke? He nodded and she began: " Well, a couple had three children, and when they were about eight years old, the eldest asked his parents: ‘Why am I called Peninha?’ The father replied: "Oh, son, when you were born, a feather came sliding down and fell right on your little forehead, your mother and I decided to call you Peninha." The other son asked, ‘And why am I called Goty?’ and his mother answered, "Ah, my dear, when you were born, it was the first day of summer and it rained after months on the day of your birth, so we chose to call you Goty. The youngest of the children came and spoke intelligibly, " Uhummmmmmm, mommy, hurum?"

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

Odell Lumaban: Haha gago14 Danica Garcia: Tanga15 Felicity Bautista: OY OY OY OY OY OY Felicity Bautista: You forgot tarantado16 Naia Baniaga: I’m dead at this convo Odell Lumaban: Well the joke’s dead now, airps. Are you happy with yourself? Naia Baniaga: F you Zoe Torres: Maingay17 Felicity Bautista: Opo18 ma’am Logan dela Vega: Heard that? That’s the sound of victory Zoe Torres: You’re still fucking stupid, Logan Odell Lumaban: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

tab tu mujhe Mar Dena. Fab3, MaElena and Max are looking at him like he has grown a tail.. Cabir saw their faces and said.. Cab:Why are you looking at me like that.. Muk:kaise kaise I mean kaise yaar..Humesha tu aise bekar ki lame jokes kaise mar sakta hain.. Dhr:Yes yaar..it's better to listen jokes in Tamil than listening yours..jitna hum tamil sunke apne dimag ko karab karte hain..Utna hi Tere jokes sunke karte hain..

Lumingon sa akin si Ena at hindi man lang nangingiti sa pagpapapansin ko sa kaniya! I rarely said those words! Those were the words that usually came out from the mouth of the typical lazy students! Pagod sa pag-upo at half-hearted na pakikinig sa discussion. Hindi naman ako ganoon at nang ginawa ko iyon ay hindi man lang siya natawa! Isn't it funny that I am imitating those lazy ass? And why do I need to explain it that it was a joke?

The hosts were setting the mood, and slowly they got involved in the fun. "Hahaha!! Have you heard it?" Tanvi said while trying to control her laughter. "The restaurant joke was hilarious." Riaan gave a Colgate ad smile while his eyes were gleaming. "Ah!!! This flames joke." They held their cheeks while laughing. After a while, "Hum do Hamara Ek policy!!" Riaan held his stomach while giggling hard. Tanvi is rolling off while chuckling hard. "Omg!! The jet airways joke... I can't control it anymore." Tanvi and Riaan both burst out snickering.

"Thank you, Coach!" The moment Coach Catherine turned around... Pak! Pak! Pak! Three different towels landed on Justin's head. "Aray! Tangina!" Elijah clicked his tongue."Bobo ka kasi." Aaron covered his face, trying not to laugh. "Konting preno naman sa bibig, bro." Even Matt sighed."Mga inside jokes niyo... ipapahamak tayo balang araw." The rest of the team laughed while packing their things.