Funny Pinoy Jokes Novels & Stories

Kahit na papaano nasasanay na siya na hindi umiyak. "What's the tea today? Mukha kang zombie hahaa." "Nagsara na kasi yung pinapasukan namin na pagawaan ng mga shorts. Nagkaproblema yata sa pambayad ng lupa." paliwanag niya kahit na sinasakal ang puso niya. Malaki sana ang kita niya roon pero hindi man lang nagtagal. Kaagad ding nawala.

“H-hindi! Uh… it’s about J-jimin…” Ang amusement sa mukha ng pinsan ko ay biglang napalitan ng simangot. Umirap ito sa akin bago isinubo ang natitirang maruya sa plato niya. “Ano namang tungkol sa kanya? Magaling at matino na ba? Good.”

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

I dialed my best friend's number. ["Miss mo ako?"] Sabi ko na tamang desisyon na tawagan ko siya. Tingnan mo, ngayon palang napapatawa na ako ng jokes niya, Tsk. "Miss ko lang yung libre mo. Busy ka?" ["Nasa kampo ako, bakit may problema ba?"] "Ah wala naman, tinatanong ko lang nangangamusta ganun." ["Hindi ako busy. Pupuntahan kita."]

Mahina subalit may diin sa bawat katagang binanggit ko. Mas lalo pang nangunot ang kanyang noo matapos niyang maproseso sa kanyang utak ang lahat ng aking sinabi.Subalit maya-maya lang ay pagak na itong tumawa. "This is an Italian restaurant! So, ano ang ini-expect mo? Maghain sila ng Filipino dish at Delight Yoghurt drink?" Sarkastiko niyang saad na pawang pang-iinsulto ang naging dating saakin.

mabilis kong tanggi at nilagok ang isang baso ng tubig. "What's so bad with my condition?" Napatawa ako ng very awkward at umiling-iling ng very awkward din dahil sa tanong niya. "I have plans and uhh, ayoko pa sanang matali," sagot ko. He grinned. "I just can't imagine that you're the crown princess when you talk like a barbarian." Nanglumbaba siya at mas lalo akong tinitigan. "Ahahahahaha," awkward akong natawa. "Was that a joke, your Majesty?"

biro nya "Paano ka naman mamamatay? May sakit ba ako na ikaw lang nakakaalam?" Tanong ko dito "Eh kung tignan mo kaya mga tingin ni kuya Wade sa akin" sagot nya "Hayaan mo sya, dukutin ko mata nya eh" sagot ko sa kanya "Joke lang, bawal pa ako mamatay. Likigawan ko pa si Zane" sabi nya na nakapagpalingon sa akin

"Why are you soaking there, the sun is so hot." "They don't want to wait," he said in between laughs. "I just gave them at least P100 so they can buy ice water." "Just drive there!" I don't know about this man but sometimes I just laugh in my head because of what he says. He seemed like he was talking seriously but as a listener, it didn't sound like that. Just like what he said earlier, he's serious but for me, he's throwing a joke. "Did I ever make you smile?"

the host laughed "And then for those who bashed my husband, don't judge him, I'll admit that I was angry with him but when I found out the reason it disappeared, I even blamed myself more why I let him go the one who knows better when it comes to cooking, everyone said that my husband is useless and that I should divorce him, that won't happen! Will I tie the knot if I don't love my husband? Then I will accept everything from him, I can only ask, is there a perfect person?" Kino looked at the host and laughed "Ay nako sympre wala Mr. Fugo" Kino smiled while I was laughing like crazy and excited, this channel is nationwide, it even has an English translation at the bottom.

Makikita rin ang isang maliit na kahon na balot na balot ng maga-gandang wrappers and fancy ribbons. Oi galing, pinag effort-an. Ayieee I feel special. Cringe. I almost facepalm on my corny jokes and lampooning. It was very natural dahil sanay akong kausapin sarili ko. And my corny jokes really helps my mental state and my lampooning elevates my mood. It's a necessary for me so that I wouldn't loose my self. Being lonely and alone is different. Nina just think positive thoughts okay?