Funny Pinoy Jokes Novels & Stories

Hahaha! Jillana Kaye Bardoquin: Wala naman akong rason kung bakit pa. Nag-react siya ng 'haha' sa mensahe ko kahit totoo naman. Nahuhulog na ang mga mata ko para matulog, pero pagtitiyagaan ko na lang muna ito. Diego Lloyd Catamora: Anong pangalan na lang ng pinsan mo? Jillana Kaye Bardoquin: Saan sa dalawa?

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

When he came up, he taunted, “Ponjie, won’t you be so hot with the long sleeves you’re wearing?” When he heard those words, Ponjie almost smiled. He even tucked in the shirt inside his pants so it wouldn’t fly away while they’re fighting. He had to sew it! Safety pins aren’t safe at all, apparently. Fruto told him it can poke and puncture him, so what else can he do? He didn’t live this long just to be a pin cushion. He hid his expression by stretching his arms and bending his waist. He decided to get along with the bullshit and with the tone of regret, he spoke, “Well, what can I do? I was embarrassed to show how much bruises you gave me yesterday. Even now, I'm still aching. It’s alright t

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

Saan nga pala ako kakain? Tinignan ko ang schedule ko... Quarter to four ang uwian namin... Di pa naman ako nag-agahan... Nagrereklamo na rin ang tiyan ko... Tapos talagang uhaw na ako. Wala eh, baguhan ako dito... Alah wala akong maraketan eh. <<<>> "Nakakatawa man sabihin Jin... natangihan ang mabuti mo sanang alok." Saka tumawa si Dino.

The same as I really was, the same as when I thought he would leave us. I sighed and grabbed my head when it suddenly hurt. "I hope I'm okay." I was about to take off my t-shirt but I complained. I forgot that I had a wound on my arm and it seemed like I was shocked when I moved so it hurts so much more now. I was shocked to hear a knock on the door. "Hey? Are you okay?" "Y-Yeah, I'm fine." "Is it your hobby to lie? Obviously you're not okay." "Obviously, aren't you still asking?" Pinoy will be a pinoy talaga hay nako.

“Let’s go, Jade. Wala naman tayong makukuha sa pakikipag-usap sa kanila.” Ngunit bago tuluyang lumakad, sumulyap pa si Jade sa tatlo, mabigat ang boses nang sambitin, “Tsk tsk. Wala na talagang aasahan ang Pilipinas sa mga kagaya ninyo.” Gio, na tila hindi makapigil sa sarili, tumalikod saglit at ngumisi. “Kagaya namin? Na ano? Mayayaman?”

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”