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“I wish I can divorce you but the court clearly states that no divorce until the second year of marriage. Which means, we are stuck with each other. And until then, you are not leaving my sight. That means, you now live in this house, and now work for me!” He retorted. “Deal with that, princess.” The princess was said in a demeaning way. I took a shameful walk back to the sofa I got up from and sank into it. Two years with Evan Blackman? Or the street? Which would it be? ***** After Katie Malory divorced her husband who was cheating on her, she found herself rejected by the only family she had ever known. Left to suffer on the street with no single penny to her name, she was met with the rude shock that she had married a man who had always shown her that he would rather die than look at her twice. How the mistake happened, she couldn’t comprehend. But she knew she only had two options to choose from. The street of the home of the man who hated her with every fiber of his being.

A letter in crimson ink. A name she hasn’t heard in years. A place that doesn’t exist on any map. Bestselling author Sloane Maren receives a single line in an unmarked envelope: “Come to Elandra Isle. One guest. One week. One truth.” No signature. No explanation. Just the haunting certainty that someone knows what she did. Drawn by a past she’s tried to forget, Sloane arrives at the remote island estate expecting closure. Instead, she finds Theo—the man who once shattered her trust—waiting with secrets of his own. Each night unravels something darker. Each touch uncovers a memory she buried deep. And someone on the island is watching her.. As old passions ignite and hidden agendas surface, Sloane must decide what’s real and what was always a lie. Because some truths are written in blood. And some invitations should never be accepted.

The moment Ava saw the word "DIVORCE" printed in bold letters, her stomach twisted into a painful knot. For a second, her brain refused to process it. "You... you're joking," she managed to say, her voice barely above a whisper, her throat dry like sandpaper. "I'm not."

ความบังเอิญนำพาให้หัวใจสองดวงมาใกล้ชิด ท่ามกลางกลิ่นหอมหวานของขนมที่เชื่อมโยง... แต่ความรักที่เบ่งบานกลับต้องเผชิญหน้ากับกำแพงแห่งฐานะ และความไม่พอใจจากคนรอบข้าง

Ashton, a powerful Alpha, has rejected his fated Luna, Ava, believing their bond will make him weak. But Ava's magic is growing stronger, and the pull between them is undeniable. When a dangerous mission forces them into close quarters, the tension between them ignites-along with deadly secrets that could tear them apart. In a world full of betrayal and ancient power, can they resist the bond pulling them together? Or will the flames of desire and destiny consume them both?

Maddie Elyria, a young and fiercely independent rogue, finds herself bound to the ruthless Alpha Kaden of the Lykai pack. But when Kaden rejects her as his mate and attempts to reduce her to a mere mistress, Maddie refuses to be tamed. She escapes his clutches, only to fall into the hands of the infamous Alpha Lucien, the Alpha King and leader of the formidable Vulkar pack. Lucien, feared by all, is a force to be reckoned with. His power and dominance are unmatched, and his reputation for cruelty and ruthlessness precedes him. Yet, when he lays eyes on Maddie, he is drawn to her with an unrelenting passion. Despite his initial intentions to claim her as his own, Maddie's fear and determination drive her to flee, leaving Lucien to vow that he will stop at nothing to find his elusive mate. As Lucien searches for Maddie, their paths eventually cross once more, and he is determined to make her his. But their tumultuous relationship is put to the test as they face the threat of war and the dangers that lurk in the shadows of the werewolf kingdom. As Maddie navigates her place within the Vulkar pack, she begins to uncover secrets about her own past and discovers that she possesses magical powers that could be the key to saving their world. As the stakes grow higher, Maddie and Lucien must learn to trust each other and work together to overcome the challenges that lie ahead. But with the fate of the werewolf kingdom hanging in the balance, can their bond be strong enough to withstand the forces of war, magic, and their own troubled pasts? Or will their love be the very thing that destroys them?

Jocelyn Campbell had it all — power, love, and family. Until the night before her wedding, when it all went up in flames. Her perfect fiancé in bed with her cousin. Her empire hanging by a thread. Her heart shattered. Then came Daniel Steele — Ethan’s cold, vengeful stepbrother, a man who turns destruction into an art form. He offers her salvation, but at a price: marry me. What begins as a ruthless alliance to crush their mutual enemies soon ignites into something far more dangerous — desire. But in a world ruled by greed and betrayal, love isn’t just forbidden. It’s lethal.

"Ketika cinta berubah menjadi luka, dan pengorbanan dibalas dengan pengkhianatan. Dini, seorang istri yang berjuang keras demi suami yang ia cintai, terjebak dalam perjanjian dengan majikannya demi biaya pengobatan. Namun, kebenaran yang terungkap menghancurkan dunianya—uang yang ia kirimkan digunakan untuk mahar pernikahan suaminya dengan sahabatnya sendiri. Dibuang oleh keluarga dan suaminya, Dini harus bangkit dari kehancuran. Akankah ia mampu menemukan kembali harga dirinya di tengah luka pengkhianatan ini? Sebuah kisah menyayat hati tentang cinta, pengorbanan, dan kekuatan seorang perempuan."

📖 S Y N O P S I S Vengeance of the Reborn CEO’s Wife Sa paningin ng lahat, si Aurora Steele ay may perpektong buhay — asawa ng makapangyarihang negosyanteng si Xavier Steele, ina ng isang mabait at maganda nilang anak na si Amara, at ginagalang ng lipunan bilang huwarang babae. Ngunit sa likod ng magarang ngiti at marangyang tahanan, nakatago ang malamig na distansya, mga lihim, at mga kasinungalingang unti-unting sumisira sa kanyang mundo. Pagbalik ng kanyang kambal na si Lilith, dala ang isang batang lalaki na may parehong mga mata ni Xavier, nagsimulang mabunyag ang mga lihim na matagal nang inilihim sa kanya. Hanggang sa isang gabi ng trahedya, lason ang pumatay sa kanyang anak — at ang tiwala ni Aurora ay tuluyang gumuho. Pinagkamalan siyang baliw, tinuligsa ng asawang minsan niyang minahal, at iniwan sa dilim ng sariling pagkawasak. Ngunit hindi doon nagtatapos ang kanyang kuwento. Sa misteryosong pag-ikot ng tadhana, nagising si Aurora — isang taon bago mangyari ang lahat. Ngayon, dala niya ang lahat ng sakit, ang lahat ng alaala, at ang lahat ng dahilan upang magbago. Hindi na siya ang babaeng umiiyak sa dilim. Hindi na siya ang asawang nagmamakaawa ng pansin. Ngayon, siya na ang reina ng sariling laban — tahimik, matalino, at mapanganib. Sa ilalim ng mapanlinlang na ngiti, itatago niya ang kanyang mga plano. Sa bawat salita, itatali niya muli ang mga taong minsang sumira sa kanya. Ngunit sa oras na bumalik ang mga anino ng nakaraan, isang bagay ang malinaw: Ang babaeng minsang tinalikuran, ngayon ay muling isinilang — hindi para magmahal, kundi para gumanti.

“You can hide from anyone—but not from the devil who owns you.” There are choices that make us and others that break us. For Alessia Rivera, her worst mistake became her only way out. Alessia Rivera's world came crashing down the night she found her fiancé with her best friend in bed. Trust has been broken, humiliation dumped on her, everything ripped apart. But her family was concerned about power, not her pain. The marriage between her and Damon was politics, not love, and if she refused to play along, they would let her father rot in jail. One desperate night, Alessia sought escape in the arms of a stranger. A mistake. A secret. A fire that should not have happened. But Dante Moretti is not a man you forget. He is danger wrapped in a tailored suit, the kind of man people fear to whisper about. Cold. Commanding. Obsessive. And weeks later, Alessia learns the truth that rip her world apart: she is pregnant…And Dante is the father of her unborn child and he is also the mysterious new partner of her family’s empire. Now she is trapped in a cruel game. Marry the man who betrayed her to protect her father, or confess the truth to the devil who already marked her as his. To Dante, he doesn’t care about vows, rings, or the lies she hides behind. He wants one thing—her. And he will burn her world to ashes to claim what belongs to him. Because to Dante, love is not tender. Love is possession. Love is war. And Alessia is the only one that can quench this fire. The question is, how does one resist the devil who already owns her soul?