Funny Reading Quotes Novels & Stories

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

“Oh my god, look, she included my quote—'it’s like being a hamster on a disco ball: spinning but fabulous.” Daisy snickers. “That was pure gold, Karl. I’m surprised you came up with that one.” Chloe leans over my shoulder. “And she actually wrote about your ‘commute from Mars’? How gullible was this lady?” Ethan laughs so hard he almost spits out his coffee. “This is hilarious. Do you think she realized we were messing with her?” “I hope not,” Anton says, shaking his head. “It adds to the mystery, no?”

He laughs holding the drink then takes the moment to make fun of me. “You want me to tell everybody here in the bar that the fighter, The Sickle, undefeated UFC champion spends his nights reading romantic novels, this fucked up girly shit, 50 shades of gray, is that it, man? Where is your poetry notebook, you still do that shit, old man?” I don’t answer, telling him to speak low, I raise my middle finger and start to laugh alone, while I prepare an orange juice for myself. “You know what, Jack, go fuck yourself.”

She accidentally let out a snort at that. “You know what my grandfather said to me before he died?” Alan tried again. “You literally already did this one.” “He said … stop shaking the ladder dammit!” Alan laughed. “You’re an idiot.” Emily said. “Hey. Emily. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?” “He said : Dam.” Alan laughed so much he was slapping his knee. “You do know these aren’t actually funny right?” Emily asked him. “Hey Emily…. What happens when two men walk out of the building and get into the truck?” Alan said.

, Jeremy asked with a pathetic smirk playing on his stupid face. Jeremy: You have a stupid face and pathetic smirk. You should try looking in the mirror sometimes, you ugly ass clown-looking– Cam: Hey!! Calm down Jeremy. Jade: Jeremy what the hell!?! Everybody else in the reading: Hey, why so angry, bro? Are you hungry? Is there something bothering you? Do you have a problem you're not sharing with us? Get yourself together, man. It was just a joke, do you not know how to read jokes?

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

"Open your book on page 51 and read the chapter of the lesson, then I will ask you some questions if you are done reading. He was smiling while he opened the book. I don't even know if there is anything about what I have said. " What is funny? " I bluntly asked him. "Nothing, you are just too serious, can't give us ourselves a break… Come-on we both just had finished our class. Why don't we have some snacks? Fifteen minutes break…" "No, every second is important to me, so I don't need to waste every single minute of the day." Okay… Okay... You are so serious, you are funny. "

He coughed. “What did you say?” I glared at him, daring him to repeat his words. “Sorry, I coughed during that. I called you a dweeb.” “I am not a dweeb!” I yelled, outraged beyond belief. “You like reading? Really? That's the best thing you can come up with?” “What's wrong with reading?” I mumbled, utterly baffled. “Look around you dumbo, we're in school. We have to like reading.” “You're an idiot.”

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.