Funny Reading Quotes Novels & Stories

“Even his own family knows it. So to have such an amoral man moralizing to his son is ironic to the audience.” She paused for effect, then added, “It’s doubly ironic that the humorous passage has become one of Shakespeare’s most quoted, as words to live by. Or, as Mr. Sapling so eloquently put it, awesome advice.” "Bravo, Ms. Morris!" the professor cried, clapping his hands. “Good to see someone here is paying attention. Now…”

I wanted to take a deep breath and continue but her sudden laughter made me pause for a while to listen to what she wanted to say. "Two-way thing you said. Isn't that funny and unbelievable? How can you call this a 'two-way thing'?" She made air quotes and I just had to lower my head, shaking it slowly as I didn't know what else to do. Many things ran through my mind as I looked away from the window but her voice brought my gaze to her immediately.

“Why does this crap always happen to me?” “Because you have the mouth of a sailor and the impulse control of a raccoon in a candy store,” she replied, dead serious. “Okay, rude. But accurate.” She suddenly snapped her fingers like she’d just solved world peace. “Wait! What if you say you were quoting Shakespeare?” I stared. “Shakespeare. And what play, exactly, has the line ‘Fuck you, shit’ in rapid-fire succession?” She shrugged. “A modern interpretation?” “I’m gonna modernly interpret my foot into your shin.”

" 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 , 𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 " - UNKNOWN QOUTES - ZI ARA " 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒉𝒉, 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 " 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎.

And oddly entertaining. But it was a good distraction reading his texts – a stupid, oddly timed, mildly amusing distraction in a world where everything else felt like it was rotting around me – because they made me laugh, even though his texts weren't the kind that made a girl's heart flutter or brought heat to her cheeks. More like that dry, unimpressed laugh you let slip when someone's trying too hard and failing spectacularly. Jaden: > "Okay, I might've been a bit of an ass. Maybe just a teaspoon. Definitely not a cup."

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

I said, giving him a mocking smile, "That sounds like something a typical man would say." “I like my version of the quote, especially because it’s wrong.”

This guy eats people! Seeing the dimwits run away, Jake couldn't help but chuckle while his hand stroked the little kitten's head. His eyes fell on Kim who was also scared silly. Don't tell me she's as slow as them. Jake sighed inwardly and offered half an explanation. "It turns out you can scare people away with random book quotes." "Y-y-you..." Kim's voice shook.

Mеn nеvеr knеw about thеѕе kіnd оf things. “Wеll іn bеtwееn уоur nарѕ a guу hаѕ gоt to kеер himself аmuѕеd and looking аt those ԛuоtеѕ, I hаvе ѕоmе ѕtіff соmреtіtіоn.” “Wеll, we lаdіеѕ lоvе оur book bоуfrіеndѕ.”

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”