Funny Reading Quotes Novels & Stories

he said with excitement and she smiled as he began to narrate the ordeal of their meeting. "I've never seen my brother so excited all his life, except for the times you were spending with Jessica back then," she said and he smiled "True friends are actually like diamonds and they're one of the most valuable things you can ever get" he said with his face beaming with a smile "Look at you, giving us friendship quotes" she said as she laughed "Hey, why did you have to act that way in front of him?" He asked again She sighed and increased the speed of the car.

Roger replied as he tried to imitate Mae West as well. “Of all the fabulous Mae West quotes to pick from, you go with that?” Chris chuckled as she planted herself on the sofa next to him. “It’s the best I could come up with on such short notice,” he shrugged. I placed my elbows on my desk and held my face in the palms of my hands. “Tough day, honey?” Roger asked. “Every day’s a tough day,” I replied. “Our little Gertie found herself a new man,” Chris teased.

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

An old lady said "ahh...you look cute together" Rakshit and I couldn't stop laughing. God this day was indeed cute. Happy reading 😄

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

he asked her, giving her an innocent look. “You think you’re very funny, don’t you, you little piece of Gorilla Fart?” she asked him angrily, trying to turn his joke on him. Mac and Tara actually laughed this time. N-1-9-8-9 gave her a dazzling smile. “Ahhh… she is smart,” he said. “And nope, I’m not funny. I just think I’m a little too hot.” Mac took a gulp of his beer. “Left fist or right fist, Yenny. Just say the word and I’ll give it to him,” he offered.

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

Each had a quote on it—some romantic, some ridiculous—and I had to guess if it was something Roman had said to me or something she made up. By card three, I was crying from laughter. “‘You make my world stop spinning and start breathing.’” Ava read dramatically. I hesitated. “That’s… Roman. Definitely Roman.” “Correct!” she said, throwing confetti in the air. Aria snorted. “He actually said that?” I laughed. “He was drunk on wine and emotion, okay?” We went on like that for a while, the laughter echoing against the night sky. For a moment, I forgot the world outside, forgot the messages, forgot the eyes that still followed our lives.

“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.