Funny Reading Sayings Novels & Stories

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

Jennifer said with a laugh. “What?” I was confused. “You guys look like a happy family, anyone wouldn’t think otherwise trust me,” she said, “Very funny,” I said, giving a fake laugh. “You think I’m telling a lie or going crazy, we’ll see about that soon,” she said, “You just try to add meaning to everything, we just had a harmless conversation, I mean this is how we do talk and we all kinda understand each other so we’ll maybe that's why you are adding meanings to it.”

I'm afraid if they ask, the second attack will begin. - Soup with bones - just delicious. Your aunt cooks awesome, - Reed sat with a pleased look and ate soup. Actually, I made it. Yesterday. - Yes? Reed stopped. "I'm sorry, I should have said," aunt said, embarrassed. - So I got the hostess, - Reed continued to eat the soup. And my aunt and I looked at each other. He doesn't look like himself. What are some weird jokes? "Reed, don't you think he could set another trap?" - I still asked the question that worries me. There was no appetite, I just sluggishly stirred the broth in the bowl.

Yet now, he thinks he'll add one more person on his lists. While the silence slowly settled, like a cave where a single noise can echo continuously, Maxine opened her lips. "Ohhh! The lamb tastes so good. You should try it guys." She did it to lighten up the mood but failed coz' the mood was already crumbled from the start. Dwght placed his elbows on the table, putting his chin above the back of his hands and chirpily said, "Talking about FUNNY, isn't protecting someone, when you don't like her enough to do so, is it also COMICAL?"

Bunny giggled, "and old as fuck. When did they get so old?" "Some sympathy would be nice," Mom scolded Dad. "It's just a car, dear." "I was talking about David." "Kids! Stop your bickering this instant! I'll turn this fucking car right around!" Bunny shouted and Lisa laughed right out loud. Her parents turned in unison and looked at Lisa. "I thought you said people couldn't hear..." "I said talking. Laughing is a whole different set of rules." "Seriously? So you can make me laugh and look like a crazy person?"