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What I see is a clown with the word 'moron' stamped on his stupid monkey face" Halton burst out laughing. "See? Isn't that man quite laughable just like a clown?" "HaHa Oh my god this is too funny" He laughed like an idiot, snorting like a pig. "And you speak too much for a dog! stop barking and drive!". "Yes, mam!"

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I said everything in one breath before I failed myself. A sharp, disbelieving laugh crackled through the speaker. “Come off it, my friend. What sort of joke is that? I’ve never heard of a wolf becoming dormant just because she isn’t getting fucked. Why should yours be the first? Stop with these childish excuses and embarrassing the family name.”

Here we go. “Get out of my way, you sack of potatoes,” I said impatiently as I looked at him. “What did you just say, loser?” Gary said angrily. "Here we are," Jackson said with a laugh. “You heard me, a loser,” I said boringly as I imitated him.

My usual energy was completely drained. Lillian, mistaking my fatigue for sadness, tried to cheer me up in the elevator. "Want to hear a joke? A wolf was heartbroken after a breakup. While hunting for food, he passed a wooden cabin and heard a father scolding his crying son, 'If you don't stop crying, I'll throw you outside to feed the wolf!' The wolf waited all night, but nobody came out. At dawn, the dejected wolf muttered, 'Men are such liars!'" I stared at her flatly. "That's not funny at all."

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“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

I say, wrinkling my nose, charmed a bit. “Yes,” he says, leaning back and laughing. “So, when you have a mouse problem in your home, people dismiss it as a sign of a house full of friendship and laughter.” “Oh,” I say, smiling now and nodding. “Like how we say it’s good luck, if a bird poops on you.” He blinks at me, shocked. “Wha – what!?” I burst into laughter yet again, leaning back in my chair and letting the joy sweep through me – because of course, if you didn’t grow up hearing that, it really is just gross, isn’t it?

Chapter 92 • Cracking Jokes "Raymood, make use of your brain sometimes, there are some things you don't need anyone to tell you." Micheal, who seems to be awakened from his previous dilemma, said to Raymood. The confused Raymood didn't know what he meant by that so he had to ask again. "What did you mean by that?" He repeated his question again so as to know if Micheal will tell him something reasonable. "You are more of a blind man than a bat… hahahahaha" Micheal said sarcastically to him and immediately received a heavy punch from him.

"Why are you so grumpy? I was genuinely scared. I had a bad experience with a dog when I was a kid. I was playing badminton with my father, and two dogs got loose and chased me until I had to climb a tree. It’s embarrassing and frustrating to remember." Adeline babbled on, but Axel didn't smile or respond. "Hhhh... you’re really good at making me feel embarrassed." Adeline sighed and began eating her porridge. "You should learn to smile, Axel. They say it’s good for your health." "Smiling for no reason is called insanity."