Funny Sentences That Make No Sense Novels & Stories

Depends on how you take the news" "Go on nothing can scare me anymore not after having this totally helpless and horrifying dream" "Okay but first I'd like you to exhale and clench your fist do not move them no matter what" "I'll try not to" "Okay so I think you are pregnant" "Silly you, how can I be pregnant? That's such a dry joke try something else" "Okay how about you are pregnant this time I'm not thinking I know it" "Are you kidding me?" I ask bursting into uncontrollable laughter,

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

I shook my head as his words finally pulled me out of the oceans of my thoughts. "You! It can not be you. Am I dead? What is going on?" Hearing my own words, I wanted to punch myself. Seeing the mightiest being of our kind, all I was able to say was total nonsense. Hearing my nonsense, he started laughing hysterically as if he might have heard a funniest joke. I growled under my chest in annoyance. Because the joker he was laughing at, it was actually me. And as my annoyed growl reached his ears, he was almost laughing as a mad man. Well, technically, talking about him in such a way, it was definitely considered as a disrespectful behavior. But I was out of my mind and I was annoyed. I could

I clearly didn’t understand it so there was no need for me to panic or whatsoever. I finally shrunk my shoulders and spread my arms in the open air “What’s funny, why are you laughing so hard?” I asked as I looked from my mate to Joan to the elder mother. “ what I need answers please. Why is everyone giggling? I didn’t say anything funny.Cassian what did you say to them? I want to fill in the joke. What’s the joke about talking to me?

She was‌ stan‌din‍g b⁠y the counter⁠, stirring so‍up she wasn’t e⁠ven fu‍lly focused⁠ on, when‌ she heard them. Laughter.‍ Not forced. Real laughter. Noah was t‌ell⁠ing Liam about something that happened at school, talkin‌g too fast‌ like he always did when he was excited. “A‍nd then I told him, if you keep talking like th‌at, you‍r brain will fall out!” L⁠iam‌ looked‌ at him seriously. “That’s n⁠o⁠t medically a⁠ccurate.” ‌ Noah wa⁠ved him off.

as in may S-A-K-I-T I don't feel like fighting, I mean fighting that is tweaked and juggled-- this is a beating heheh, what are you guys thinking about? "What makes you think I'm stupid!?" How did you know? yes, you're really stupid hubby but even so, I didn't regret marrying you because you look like my luck-- Let's not talk about his brain because it's empty, promise I opened it the other day and I was surprised because I didn't see any brain inside his head. Joke, that's just a dream, what are you doing? If I did that, hubby would be dead by now. I don't want him to die yet because I know he's going to die and I'm going to die, it's just a joke again, of course he's going to die, he's not

It made me laugh again. “Why are you laughing like that?” Serena asked, eyeing me suspiciously and I shrugged. “Nothing special, nothing serious. It’s just funny” I replied and Serena raised an eyebrow at me but I just merely shrugged again. “Something I thought was something else but suddenly made a lot of sense to me right now. I’m finding it funny because I made a big deal out of it and now it’s such a trivial matter” I added and Serena nodded.

if he didn't catch the sarcasm in my voice, then I guess he's just plain dumb. “It's called living Bee... Thinking like a teenager,” “And how exactly do teenagers think?” “Not like you that's for sure,” and he chuckled lightly... This must have been really funny for him. “Nothing good ever comes from living in the moment,” “God! You sound like my mom!” he groaned, “Just make yourself at home, I'll just go look for my keys upstairs,” Make myself at home? This place is far from home! It's disgusting and it makes me sick to the stomach. A few more minutes in here, and I might end up seriously sick... Crazy even!

I had to tell him something super not romantic or sexy to break this absurd sexual tension between us. “Dude, you smell like squirrel piss.” I said the first silly thing that popped up in my mind. “What?” he furrowed his brows at me. “Nevermind,” I shook my head. I was losing my mind and making absolutely no sense. You see, it was hard to think or avoid acting like a complete idiot when my body was craving his touch and my panties were a pool of arousal. “If you want to go for a ride, do it! Get his dick good, make him lick you until his tongue is numb and damn, pop that rotten cherry of yours. But just that. Men are trouble and we have something better to do, some places to set on fire.