Funny Sentences That Make No Sense

“I’d make you fall in love with me in just three months,” The lycan king who was alpha of the deadliest pack. “I’ve secretly loved you all this time,” my step brother who has been bullying me for the past three years. “Run away and live with me,” my best friend who was secretly a billionaire. ~~~~~~ Tessa Howling's life takes a drastic turn on her 18th birthday. Cornered and left without a choice, she is thrown into a new world where wolves and witches exist. As she struggles to find balance with her new identity and deal with unimaginable dangers, Tessa is chased by three men with very different personalities who each want to claim her as theirs. Who would win Tessa’s heart? And when truths starts to resurface that threatens to tear down everything she has grown up to believe all her life, would she be consumed by these revelations or brace up and confront them?

Jaxon Rayleigh Laxamana ay isa sa tinaguriang hottest and powerful bachelor sa bansa. Matalinong businessman, misteryoso, at kilala rin bilang isang magaling na engineer sa loob at labas ng bansa. Ngunit isang malagim na trahedya ang makakapagpabago sa kanyang buhay. Siya ay naparalisa, naging mahina at itinago ng kanyang pamilya sa loob ng mansyon upang ilihim sa lahat ang nangyari dahil lubos na makakaapekto sa mga taong nasasakupan niya at sa kanyang career. Shantal Alleiah Magnayon, ay isang fresh graduate criminology student at kilala din sa larangan ng taekwondo dahil sa mga napanalo niyang medalya sa labas ng bansa. Akala niya ay magkakaroon siya ng normal na buhay at trabaho sa oras na siya ay nakapagtapos. Ngunit kakaibang trabaho ang ibinigay sa kanya ng kanyang tiyuhin na isang higher official. Papasok siya bilang private nurse ni Jaxon Laxamana at tutulungan niya itong gumaling sa loob ng 370 days. Dahil kapag hindi nagawa iyon ni Shantal, ay tuluyan nang mawawala kay Jaxon ang lahat. Ang kanyang kayamanan, tauhan at kapangyarihan. Ano kaya ang matutuklasan ni Shantal sa misteryosong nangyari kay Jaxon kung bakit ito naparalisa at nawalan ng kridibilidad. Paano matutulungan ni Shantal si Jaxon para makabalik sa dating sitwasyon ang binata? Will she able to help Jaxon and retrieve all his wealth and strengths or she will fail him? Will she be able to make him better in 370 days?

"You belong only to me, Mabel and if you try to run, I'll kidnap you and lock you up till all you can think about is me," he promised her and her heart skipped a beat at his words. She was appalled, his words weren't supposed to affect her. Christian Romero, the most powerful man in the country, was supposed to be a mission to Mabel. All she had to do was to get him to fall in love with her and then destroy him to save the lives of her family. How hard could it be? He however turns out to be the arrogant stranger whom she assaulted and who promised her revenge. To make matters worse, she finds herself falling for the same man she was supposed to destroy. Her family or the man she loved, she had to choose one and lose one. Wasn't there a way she could have it all and finally be happy?

"I could've told you about the child when we were still married, but I'd rather see you fall on your knees like how I used to beg for the love I deserve." "You lied to everyone, even to your son, all because you wanted revenge? Tell me, who's the ruthless person here, Katalina." -- Cadmus is a respected man, one that holds the world in his hand. To her, he was the best and the best is what Katalina deserves. But when she got heartbroken by the man she adores the most, all hell breaks loose for she was more than a wife left to be discarded. By using Percival, someone who can stand equal to Cadmus. She plans to make the ruthless billionaire regret the pain he caused her.

She closed her eyes feeling satisfied with her message. But she opened her eyes as realization hit her. "Oh, God! I am such an idiot! How could I send him such a blunt message? He will think I am a creep! My love story ended before it started!" She started whining like a kid and kicked her legs in the air feeling angry at herself. Her message was sent to him already and now she can't even delete it. "Please make me pregnant hubby!" ***** Emma Miller, Bold but becomes shy when she sees him! Dangerous but becomes nervous when she is around him! Crazy but becomes crazier when she falls in love with him!

Zara Lowry once gave her heart to Yosef Webb, her boss and savior, risking everything in a whirlwind of passion. To him, however, she was nothing more than a reliable cog in his corporate machine.She was done with that, though.Yosef could not stand Zara's cool-headedness, her logic, her self-sufficiency. Yet, he eventually found the warmth and adoration he longed for in her eyes.Her eyes, however, were looking elsewhere. ***[In this story, neither the hero nor the heroine is perfect. This is not your typical tale of a successful female lead. Yosef is a jerk, but is later changed to become a man who would do anything for love. This is a tale of a tsundere man, and it takes many chapters for the two of them to reconcile.

Callisandria aims a good life in her future. She do everything she can to reach her goals for herself and for her family but it was ruined when she let herself fall in love to her childhood friend. She gave to him her trust, gave herself into him without hesitation and that's biggest mistake that she had done in her life. She thought he love her but it turns out she's just his past time. He already engage to someone and that guy really invited her in his wedding. What a jerk! Actually, it's so easy for her to forget him, after what he had done? But how can she do that if he leave something that she can resist? And worst, she and that guy need to met again after few years. What a life!

Richard Wallace and Jennifer Giamatti are always at war of words at each other eversince Jennifer's cousin Benjamin (Ben)brought Richard to live with them. It's annoyed and shocked Jennifer that Richard doesn't like her. Not a day will pass without these two bickering and hurling insults at him every chance she gets and vice versa. One day, Jennifer came up with a deal to Richard. Make the other fall in love and walk away with everything and a broken heart. Who will succeed? Can Richard break her heart and win? or do they both fall in love? Read to find out. Make me fall in love

Miguel Felix Montemayor, anak ng isang bilyonaryo, gwapo, at pinapangarap ng lahat. Pero ang totoo, isa lang ang laman ng puso niya: si Serenity Delavega. Isang gabi ang magpapatindi ng pagtingin niya sa dalaga. Subalit nagbago ang lahat nang malaman niyang may boyfriend na si Serenity, at ito ay walang iba kundi ang kanyang pamangkin. Anuman ang gawin ni Miguel, hindi niya pa rin makalimutan si Serenity. Labis-labis ang pagmamahal niya sa dalaga, at kahit lumipas man ang mga taon, mas lalo pa itong lumakas, naging isang masidhing obsesyon. Ano ang handa niyang gawin para makuha ang puso ni Serenity? Handa ba siyang itaya ang lahat para sa isang pag-ibig na hindi sigurado, at kahit na ang ibig sabihin nito ay pakikipag-agawan laban sa sariling pamangkin? Matagumpay ba niyang mapapaibig si Serenity, o masisira ang lahat dahil sa kanyang matinding obsesyon sa dalaga?

#R18 She does nothing but melts at his touch, crave for every inch of his shaft. His fingertips are like magic, trailing her soft skin like ushers of the wind. It's hard to resist his touch and when he thrusts in her? She doesn't want him to stop. **** Amelia's life spiraled into misery when she got caught in the webs of slavery by the ruthless mafia Don, Alessandro DeMarco. As a punishment for trying to infiltrate his mafia organisation, he made her his slave and she was bound to work for him forever. Amelia struggled with the pain of betrayal and mistrust. Her boyfriend, who claimed to love her led her into the webs of destruction and even betrayed her when he ought to stand in for her. Amelia accepted her fate and agreed to work for the Don but as she continued to work for him as a loyal servant, she remained his assets; one bound forever to the Deadly mafia Don. What happens when love trips in? Will Alessandro be able to control his feelings for her? Will Amelia suppress the urge to keep spreading her legs for the Mafia Don as he always made her wet!