Funny Siblings Quotes Novels & Stories

"Anak ka ng Papa mo sa labas kaya 'wag ka na magtaka kung 'di gano'n kaganda ang trato ko sa iyo kaysa sa mga kapatid mo." Hindi ko na naiwasan na humikbi dahil sa kaniyang mga sinabi. All this time?! All this time... Ate Maureen and Kuya Elias are not really my full-blooded siblings but they really treat me well. We're half siblings...

Lumipat ang kamay nitong nakahaplus sa buhok ko sa likuran ko at mahigpit niya kong niyakap. "You're right… this is just pure brotherly love…" Kay lalim na ng gabi ngunit heto ako't gising pa rin ang diwa. Kay ilap ng antok sa akin, nakailang baling na ako at palit ng posisyon ngunit nanatiling masigla ang mga mata ko. 'Di rin ako nakapag-aral dahil laging inaagaw ang isip ko sa mga salitang lumabas sa bibig ni Kier. Is it really possible for a person to fall in love to his or her sibling? We may be just a teenager ngunit alam namin pareho na sobrang mali ang magkakagusto sa sariling kapatid.

“No, you have a great house, Sir Mason. It’s calming and has that recreation many have wished they had. If I had a house like this, I wouldn’t mind taking my day off indoors.” “Well, I hope my siblings can think the way you see things here. They usually forced me to go out and have fun. Maybe because I’m not getting younger and they want me to find someone that I can date. Staying in the house is fun for me though,” natatawa nitong sambit sabay napailing-iling sapagkat may ngiti sa labi. “We have our own definition of fun, aren’t we?”

It was an annoying smirk. “Auntie? Then…we’re cousins?” sarcasm is obvious in his tone. Nawalan ng ngiti ang labi ni Uncle Solomon at halatang napikon sa sariling anak. “My bad…I forgot that all my relatives are all murdered…”

“I don’t know if you’re my brother or not. You always tease me when nobody’s around!” “Don’t worry. You’re my bratty little sissy,” Ythaniel said, then laughed. “I hate you!” sigaw ni Ashannah. “You don’t mean that,” sagot ni Ythaniel. “Yes, I do. By the way, thanks for walking me here,” Ashannah said before stepping inside her classroom. A small smile appeared on Ythaniel’s face as he watched her. It’s really nice to tease his sister every day. It always makes his day.

My brother deeply sigh. "Hatid na kita. " "Mag- t- taxi nalang ako. " "Tch... Hahanapin ko ang anak mo, at ihahatid sa inyo. Bukas. Bukas na bukas din. " "How? Ni hindi ko nga alam kung nasaan na si Bruno ngayon. " "I can do anything just for my sister. JUST. for my sister. Pasalamat ka kapatid kita. " I know this is not the time to laugh. But my brother always make me laugh even in this kind of situation.

"Why? Mukhang masaya na maging kapatid nila" "I said let's not talk about them" "I'm just telling the truth and I think they're---" "I'm jealous" he ruthlessly declared in front of me. "Gosh those are your siblings Zurich" I said, almost hesterical. The last time he got jealous because of his siblings, goodness gracious I ended up naked in the kitchen. "Does it mean they can't like you?" "That's absurd" I shook my head in disbelief. Para syang bata na palaging may tantrums. Hindi ko alam kung kelan sya magbabago ng mood.

"Pero hindi natin magagawa ang lahat ng 'yon kung mas gusto mo ng better?" "Better?" Kunot noong tanong ko. "S*x," "What the fvck!" I jerked away from him, and cringe as much as I can to the point that it brings laughter in him, "Dude, no." "So deal?" "Oo na." "Then we're officially siblings." The duality of our conversation was something that I really missed. They say that time let us heal but what if I used it wrong? What if waiting for the scar to be lifted was a mistake? Would that cause another wound?

This bro of mine was so great at firing back. "We are your parents, Night! How could you say that to us, ha?!" Dad roared again. I almost smirked because if they could mock me that easily, my brother was different. He loves to tease these old bags until they fall out of breath. "Parents, huh? I wonder when you became my parents when I needed you the most. I wonder when you became my brother's parents when he was fucking drained and needed help? You hypocrites really know how to turn a table upside down, huh? As long as you get more money and wealth."

sabat naman bigla ng 4 years old kong kapatid at ang bunso na si Leley. Ginulo ang buhok nito. "Daldal mong bata ka, di ka na lang kumain dyan." "Hmp. Panget mo, ate." "Anong klase kang pamilya, ate Saneng!" biglang sabat ng 6 years old na kapatid ko na si Saysay. Napasapo na lang ako ng noo dahil sa kabaliwan na namang sumapi sa mga kapatid ko. I heard someone laughing behind me kaya pumihit ako para tingnan ito, only to see Klein laughing with his heart out. Tuwang-tuwa ito at mukhang naaaliw na pagtulungan ako ng mga kapatid ko