Funny Text Messages Novels & Stories

I compose a message to send to the group chat, my fingers swiftly typing the words as I try to steady my thoughts. "Hey, everyone, I’m fine. I’m back at the museum in Millenium Park, looking at a painting that has captivated my mind. I just need some space right now. Everything has just happened at once, and I need time to think. Please don’t worry. I will get back to you soon."

Undeliverable message. “Fuck!”

When I think I'm far enough, my laughs cracked like thunder at the empty hallway. "Pffffft...!" I even have to search for something to lean on so I could support myself. My knees wobbled, my tummies ached and tears kept flowing from my eyes. "Omg, that was so funny," I breathed. "My boring days will be over," as soon as I said this, I felt my phone vibrated in my pocket. I quickly checked it and found my bestfriend's name on the screen. [Let's have a drink] Seungcheol texted.

KATHY🌈💯❤: As you wake up, I want you to know that you are beautiful and smart and funny and are an idiot. Someone out here really cares and loves you.. Thank you so much for allowing me to be a part of your special life. Good morning and all the best for your interview... I love you.❤ I woke up to that text causing me to smile like an idiot. The message was sent around 23:59... Fuck.. this is thee greatest way to actually wake up.

Was about to reply, when another text popped up. Unknown number 💬: Need me to remind your little ex why he never should’ve messed with my ice-tongued princess?

my phone was kept on the desk and his eyes fell on the 'five-year-old who flirts with strangers for kicks and giggles' message. Yes_you_suck Btw, I gotta thank you for that. It made him laugh and he even talked to me! He said we were too funny. Chloe_awesome_scott OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! NOAH FORWARDED ME MY OWN TEXT TO CREEP ME OUT! Cereal_killer Wait a sec, Liam might have told him about the text and he might have sent it to you, but, there's no way he knew it was you...

Message 3 "I know what you are thinking. I am still talkative even in messages, right? Sorry. I am just happy." Message 4 "I think you are busy now. I will wait for your reply. Have a good day." Message 5 He is right. He's still talkative even in messages. But I have to admit I kind of like it. It makes me smile knowing that someone wants to know how I am and whether I ate something or not. I decided to send him a message tonight.

Later that night, my phone buzzed with a message from an unknown number: **“Who the hell are you fucking with my man? You better stay away bitch or you gon’ have a taste of me mf.” I read it and burst out laughing so hard I had to sit on the edge of my bed. “Ewww, this is actually hilarious.” I knew it was Cassie. Instead of ignoring her, I decided to be evil. I squeezed my tits together, took a sexy shot, and typed: **“I know you missing these cuties. Can’t wait for you to come suck them.”** I hit send with a wicked grin. A few minutes later I texted Mila:

Later that night, my phone buzzed with a message from an unknown number: **“Who the hell are you fucking with my man? You better stay away bitch or you gon’ have a taste of me mf.” I read it and burst out laughing so hard I had to sit on the edge of my bed. “Ewww, this is actually hilarious.” I knew it was Cassie. Instead of ignoring her, I decided to be evil. I squeezed my tits together, took a sexy shot, and typed: **“I know you missing these cuties. Can’t wait for you to come suck them.”** I hit send with a wicked grin. A few minutes later I texted Mila:

Could he possibly care enough to see if she was alright? Her excitement grew, thinking that maybe he was apologizing for his absence. Just as she contemplated how to respond, another message notification chimed in, interrupting her thoughts. The text read, "It's me, Brook. Mistook me for someone else, huh?" This message was accompanied by a sarcastic emoji. The initial excitement instantly turned into frustration as Lisa's anger flared. "How dare he?" she muttered, glaring at the message on her screen. "Why the hell would you message me with a profile like yours?" Lisa typed out in frustration and hit the send button without bothering to give his triggering message a second thought.