Novel & Cerita Funny Wise Sayings

she said lightly, I wanted to laugh and couldn’t. A duck’s laugh would be a crime against acoustics. “You’re all wrong,” I told them. “You’re wrong because it comforts you. It hurts less to call uncertainty wisdom than to name your friend a murderer.”

, we both laughed at the statement. "Are you being serious?" " Literally. You can try it". He turned to a couple sitting beside us and said, " hey, this dude here went to Harvard", he said to the middle aged couple. " Really?" the woman asked, her eyes lightening up. " Say something smart", the man bluntly said, as if seeking proof that I actually went to Harvard. " Belief is the death of intelligence, and you definitely do not have to use all the brains you have but all the brains you can borrow", I said with my head held high.

"When I say you lots are foolish, it'll look like an insult, when in the true sense it's actually a compliment. You lots are worse off, than being termed foolish. And Look, I am beyond appalled by your shallow-mindedness and the gibberish that's oozing out of your mouth." "Yeah, I know. There are other werelions out there, but should we wait for them to come to us, before we take 'em down. Nah, y'all should know better. But since, you lots do not know anything, I'll generously take the burden of educating you over and over again."

“Think bigger.” Everyone laughs.

Alexander laughed at me before saying, "Rules are meant to be broken.” I wondered what was funny. Is this his way of saying he'll not serve his punishment?. “Do you think you're smart?" he asked while taking out two plates to rinse and then he turned to me with a smile. “Everybody thinks of themselves that way." I responded raising my shoulder and opening my palm to demonstrate. ‘‘Your answer is not bad. As much as you think of yourself as being smart, I'm also a smart person." He paused, “Touch your back. You still have two cards left."

But out of all the foolish things he has done, this one made her want to jam her head against the wall. "Apologize for what? I did nothing to them. They should be apologizing to me for disrespecting me." Joan stood her ground, but her father was already fuming, although he was doing everything possible to hide it. "You don't have to do something before you apologize. Haven't you heard the saying "the wise woman builds her home but the foolish one destroys it?" Wisdom says you should find out where you have erred for your husband to decide to take another wife and apologize or make amends. But you are proving stubborn." Mr Elvin stated, bringing a smile to Mrs. Charles and Belinda's faces.

I said. "I am a seventy one year old woman who has been alive long enough to know that options are a blessing and not a burden. Boys are fun. Stop being such a boring person” "That is insane." "No… no… I won’t take that from you. I am giving you wisdom,” She was already laughing again, that wheezy chest laugh, and I was laughing too because I could not help it I was mid laugh when she stopped. Not slowed down. Stopped. "Grandma?"

Besides, she never wanted to piss Wisdom off, he wasn't the begging type and losing him would be the end of her joy. " Okay it's fine I get your point... But one thing you must put in mind is that news travel very fast, one word to a friend is a thousand words to another friend you know or you don't know about, and then it becomes million words to another friend just by word of mouth... And every word turns into something that's not true, a lie that can hardly change into truth". They said it together and laughed about it at the same time, which was sweet. Wisdom was just happy about the fact that they were both on the same page. He didn't want to be so serious simply because he wasn't sure

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

She responded. Vivian and her friends laughed heartily at the funniest joke they just heard. “How do you manage to construct the sentence? Having yourself and confidence in the same sentence. Doesn't it sound lame to you?” She asked as she laughed again. “To a fool like you, it will sound lame. I can picture how it feels to be born by a whore and having an IQ close to nothing. I feel for you, but it's a pity I can't relate. After all, I never experienced what it means to have multiple men claim ownership of me.” She said with a smirk and her words successfully shut Vivian up.