Funny Wise Sayings Novels & Stories

she wisely ends with a smile. "Good!. I must say, I love your audacity,- And I'm happy to know that you love being alive. So, if you care so much about your life, and want to live longer, take your envious eyes off, my forbidden fruit." I pout "You can leave!"

‌ Grinning, Vasky replied, "I prefer to focus on things that actually matter, unlike you, the self-proclaimed Queen of Nonsense." ‌ Playfully offended, Carlin responded, "Excuse me! Nonsense is an art form, Vasky. Not everyone can appreciate its beauty." ‌ Rolling his eyes, Vasky couldn't help but smile, "Right, an art form that only you seem to have mastered." ‌ Their rapid-fire banter continued, drawing chuckles and laughter from the onlookers. It was a duel of wit and sarcasm, a language only they understood, creating an amusing and entertaining spectacle for everyone present.

Then I smiled. The kind of smile that makes smart men check for exits. “Wrong answer, old man.”

Hearing Jonah say those words so bluntly, albeit in a casual tone, made my chest rumble with suffocating guilt again. Jonah quickly touched my chin, lifting my face back up. "Hey, hey. I was just kidding, okay? I guess it wasn't funny to you at all, huh?" Jonah smiled reassuringly, stroking the top of my head. "How could you even think of making a joke at a time like this, jeez?" "Well," Jonah shrugged lightly. "There's a wise saying that says the best way to deal with tragedy is to turn it into a comedy. So, I'm trying it. Is it a complete failure?"

"Don't take things I say seriously." "Then what can I do?" "Leave the bathroom." "Not until I get what I want." "Well, you ain't getting me, so go!" "Who said I wanted you. Don't go putting words in my mouth now." "I see what you are doing; you are not funny." "What am I doing?"

, we both laughed at the statement. "Are you being serious?" " Literally. You can try it". He turned to a couple sitting beside us and said, " hey, this dude here went to Harvard", he said to the middle aged couple. " Really?" the woman asked, her eyes lightening up. " Say something smart", the man bluntly said, as if seeking proof that I actually went to Harvard. " Belief is the death of intelligence, and you definitely do not have to use all the brains you have but all the brains you can borrow", I said with my head held high.

Tony waved his hand right in front of me and I slumped on my chair. "Am I really becoming stupid?" I frowned and his forehead creased. "What are you talking about?" he laughed, mirth in his gaze. "Never in my life have I been called an idiot or dumb and now I am suddenly hearing those things from the people I knew," I bit my lower lip. "People change, some get wiser, others get dumber," he laughed much louder this time. I knew he was just kidding, and he was only making fun of me, but I really was starting to question my brilliance.

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

Matt muttered from the hallway. “Hey, I say great nuggets of wisdom!” Colby stifled a laugh. “Rain you say some of the most hilarious things but I don’t know if I would say that it’s wise.” “I am offended right now.” Matt snorted. “See you're saying something funny right now!” *** Lia

Why? "Because it was comfortable, son, it was easier to just move forward and not have any trouble. There's a story they tell about a guy who lived in a simple village, with very poor children. The guy had a single cow, that lonely animal that provided for them with its milk, which they sold in the village. One day, a wise man and his apprentice passed through that village and visited the poor and humble family. His apprentice followed him, learning from him, learning his wisdom. The wise man greeted the man and his wife, asked for a glass of water, and sat down. He talked to the man and asked about the skinny cow grazing further ahead, and the man replied that the cow was all they had, the