Funny Wise Sayings Novels & Stories

he looks down smirking. “Vitali says sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.” “The lowest form of wit is anything that comes out of Vitali’s mouth,” he corrects. I cover my mouth to muffle my laugh. “What the hell did you just say about me, jerk face?” Sounds Vitali as he pokes his head around the front door of the packhouse. “I said you’re an idiot,” Chris deadpans. “Takes one to know one,” Vitali retorts. “Is Setia still not here yet?”

I said. "Define 'soon'." "Soon, Rhys." "That's not a definition." "It's all I have right now." A sound of deep frustration escaped him. "Fine. But I want it on record that I said this clearly, without jokes, and if this blows up later, you can't say I didn't warn you." "Noted." "I'm incredibly wise, you know. People just don't appreciate it." "They do." "Zeviar doesn't." "Zeviar appreciates it."

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

He fumed “My badd…” Nate managed to say in between his laughs “I bet you’d find it very funny when your friend comes” Wyatt spat and walked out of the caravan

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

Lisa instinctively placed her hand on her tummy, perhaps an imagination in her head that the poison would start working. "I'm just kidding," I laughed it off, waving my hands in the air. "Oh, my goodness. You should see the look on your face." I had a good laugh, shaking my head at her flustered face. "Seriously it's just a joke," I said again. "But next time, you should not think of poisoning me. It's not a good idea, so don't ever think about it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so kind as to get rid of the food, but serve it to you. There is a saying that if you want to dig a hole for wickedness, don't dig too far because you can never tell if you end up falling into it. Take my generous counsel

“Fuсk you, Elіjаh, уоu thіnk because уоu’rе ԛuісk wіttеd wіth thаt ѕmаrt mоuth that you’re аbоvе everyone else.” “I knоw I’m аbоvе уоu, wеll еvеrуоnе is whеn іt соmеѕ to аnуthіng intellectual,” Elіjаh ѕсоffеd. Harsh but truе.

"I've always been wise. You just never listened." He almost smiled.

After getting myself together, I said, "No, you didn't." I replied and began laughing again. "But that's how the saying goes, right?" He said, more confidently. "You mean the song?" I asked, trying to hold in more laughter. "Song?" He asked, looking confused. "Yes. It's a song." I answered. "First off, where did you hear this "wise saying"?" I asked, as I gestured with my hands to lay emphasis on the "wise saying". "If I'm being honest, I really do not know." He replied.