Novel & Cerita Funny Wise Sayings

"I swear, you are such a ding-a-ling!" "Will you stop hitting me?!" he growled, rubbing his head again. "I'm already dumb and you are making it worst!" As much as I was annoyed with my best friend, I couldn't help but laugh at his statement. True, Wade is a bit slow, but he isn't that retarded slow; but for making him admit to himself that he's dumb, it's just taking the piss. Oh, the idiocy of it all... "Glad to be some amusement to you," he said, clearly annoyed. "Geez, I might as well make a career out of being a human punching bag."

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

Wisdom said with concern "I don't need your fucking concern Mr Wisdom and the last time I checked, I don't need anyone to check on me," Kelvin said, "a problem shared is a problem solved " wisdom said. Kelvin could not imagine what happened to him, he was really angry about what happened to him now,

Abel questioned, looking around. “Of course, I chose you over him. It’s bros before hoes.” Zadkiel smirked at Abel who couldn’t help but laugh. “You just called him a hoe.” His laughter became contagious as he thought that Zadkiel cracked the joke of the century when he just said the statement every guy says. Zadkiel laughed along with him. As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you…

Andrew remained unfazed as he continued, "And one more thing—true wisdom has nothing to do with age. If you've lived all these decades and still haven't figured that out, then congratulations—you've basically wasted your entire life. Next time you want to learn something, start by showing a little humility."

Wise interjected, his voice barely audible. Instantly, a surge of pure, unadulterated anger coursed through my veins, causing them to protrude from my face as it flushed a deep crimson. "Wise..." I seethed through gritted teeth, "You are undoubtedly the most intelligent and capable among my summons, but at times, you also display the greatest foolishness and lack of discretion."

But Paul, chiming in, said, "They wouldn't listen, Mom. They always behave like children, while I'm the wisest and most adult-like. Gosh, I'll have gray hair soon from constantly correcting these kids!" His statement left me and the cabman in stitches and we bursted into laugher. I anticipated a night filled with arguments, shouting, and fighting, so I steeled myself for the chaos ahead. Ava quickly shot back, hands on her waist in a comically sassy pose, "You're so silly for saying you're the wisest, Paul! I was there when Mom gave birth to you! I'm the Sage of this family" Her witty response sent me into another fit of laughter.

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

He had never admitted that before. "I don't understand you," he continued. "You should hate everyone in this room." "I don't." "They've been cruel to you." "I know." "Yet you still smile." I lowered my eyes. "My grandmother used to tell me something." "What?" "'If you let cruel people steal your kindness, they win twice.'" He was quiet for a long moment. "Was she wise?" "The wisest person I've ever known." "I think..." His thumb unconsciously brushed against the back of my hand.

' The king asked. "My king, it is true that you are the strongest and bravest animal in the land, that is why you are our king. But you may not be the wisest animal in the kingdom. You cannot carry this burden alone, even though you are the king of the jungle. Call for the animal kingdom, ask for ideas and suggestions, and use the best ideas and suggestions to solve this problem, my king. Uneasy they say, lies the head that wears the crown. There are good ideas here in your kingdom among your subjects that can help you solve this problem, once and for all," Mr. Tortoise the Wise said. 'Well said, my friend Tortoise the Wise. Indeed, two good heads are better than one. Though I regret admitti