Funny Wise Sayings Novels & Stories

“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”

The curved section of the wall was nowhere near deep enough to offer her enough room to hide. Heh. He could not help but chuckle at such a humorous scene. The bodyguard was about to say something when he suddenly heard Odell’s chuckle. He asked with intrigue, “Master Carter, what are you laughing at?" “Nothing, I just thought of a joke." This only confused the bodyguard further. Before he could make sense of what was happening, Odell suddenly added, "There's this pig that thinks it’s the smartest pig in the world. In truth, it’s unbelievably stupid and clumsy, but it’s too stupid to even realize it.”

weird guy : you became a fortune teller huh me : when you became a fortune teller why can't I become one Ash : are you guys having a couple fight me and weird guy : couple fight huh we both said at a time and looked at eachother and turned back me : who the hell is couple nishanth : you both are really fighting and cursing eachother like a couple me and weird guy : never why he is answering the same answer and at the same time weird guy : dont act smart me : for your kind information I don't need to act smart I'm already smart weird guy : nice joke me : joker is talking about a joke too funny weird guy : whom you called joker you clown me : mind your words mister niha : guys stop fighting me

I shrugged then watched TV. I can’t help but to wonder where did Wise went. Wisdom said that he went ouf-of-the-country business trip. I admit that Wise is good in that field, he’s our spokesperson in our family business even though he was the most quiet and shy type person from the three of us. While Wisdom is good when talking about budget and money, if Wise if good closing deals, Wisdom is good sales. Me? I don’t know but they are proud whenever I can sell.

“Indeed. You’re the most talented rock skipper here.” He chuckles and nudges me. “You know, sarcasm is considered the lowest form of wit.” “Point out someone who believes that, and I’ll show you someone who proves that common sense isn’t as common as they think. Anyone who says that phrase is someone it takes minutes or even days to realize they have been insulted through what they consider wit that’s beneath them. They are the true geniuses among us.” “Hmm…you may have a point,” he says. After a few minutes, he glares at me. “Rude.”

"Honey, you can see from all the TV shows that men with affairs come home late at night. I come home early every night to have dinner with you." "Not all affairs are conducted at night." Hazel pursed her lips. Her gaze fleeted to the grey wolf beside her, her thoughts running at high speed. A lot of affairs happened in daytime as well. After their little interlude on her design table yesterday, she could still feel her waist a little sore today. Zac sighed. This silly girl was always thinking differently. Even if he ran out of words, she still wouldn't believe him. "An old saying said, 'A wise man knows he knows nothing. A fool thinks he knows it all,'" he said slowly.

I said everything in one breath before I failed myself. A sharp, disbelieving laugh crackled through the speaker. “Come off it, my friend. What sort of joke is that? I’ve never heard of a wolf becoming dormant just because she isn’t getting fucked. Why should yours be the first? Stop with these childish excuses and embarrassing the family name.”

" Heavy sarcasm there dude." "It was a joke." He guffawed. " And I'm sorry, my Queen. You are smart. Really smart." "Thank you." "Smarter than the smartest, smarter than those who think they're smart…" "Ethan, that's enough…" "Smarter than the best, smarter than those who think they're really smart but in reality they're just averagely smart…" "That's enough!" I yelled and he wheezed, clutching his stomach. " You seem to be in a good mood today."