Novel & Cerita Girlfriends Funny Quotes

I want to know her. Me: ‘Well I am not gonna do that!’ June: ‘Oh I can do that!’ My-Dull-Mean-Happening-Girlfriend added to the group ‘Win Natalie’ My-Dull-Mean-Happening-Girlfriend: ‘WHAT is this place?’ My-Dull-Mean-Happening-Girlfriend: ‘OMG I am so honored.’ I facepalmed myself. Yeah, make me look bad, in front of my very first actual girlfriend. Long story short, now I am butt of the jokes of my three favorite girls.

I defensively said that she laughed even more. “I remembered every bit of words that you told me last time.” “What, exactly?” “You know, that ‘getting-to-know’ stage. I recall you were the one who emphasized that we should know our boyfriends-to-be.” “You’re terrible, you know. It was only applicable in your case!” I argued even more. She just shrugged it off. Instead, she can’t stop her giggles as if she’s enjoying everything. “Nope, honey. Of course, you were the author of that quote. You should live it too.”

I fumed in anger. "I said I'm his girlfriend." Immediately, the two security men burst out laughing loudly which made me frown. Were these two imbeciles, didn't they know the meaning of girlfriend, or did I have to explain it to them? "Excuse me," I frowned, calling their attention. "Why the heck are you two assholes laughing?" I couldn't help but curse as I asked. "Well then, we'd say you made a rather funny joke." One of the security men chuckled as he replied.

a friend sarcastically joked, resting her hand alongside her. The obese girl poked her friend with her tongue before ignoring her. The other buddies grinned as they observed their relationship. “Have a nice day, gentlemen. Let’s have a good time,” one of the guys said. “It is a beautiful day. Who would have guessed that our dear friend here would be elevated to such a high position?” another remarked. “Those who work hard are rewarded. Do you not realize that?” “Hehe, stop acting smug.” As they just celebrated, the group of pals mocked each other endlessly.

I said hugging them. " if not then I will follow you everywhere, even to the washroom," zay said making everyone laugh and lightening the mood. "Ewwww Red seriously," eli said scrunching up his nose. Lilly and I started laughing listening to zay and Eli's silly banter. *************************************************************************** I forgot everything which had happened because of my three best friends who tried to cheer me up and made me laugh hard with their silly fightings over choosing movies and ordering favorite food of their choice. we ate together and binged on Netflix till we fell asleep.

She replied. “What i said? But there's nothing funny about what i said, is there?” “Yes. When you said, i'm your close friend now.” She smiled at the same time. “Then? what's so funny about that? isn't it really true what o said that we're friends now?” when o said that, she just smiled. “Friends?” it told me emphatically, and i nodded my head. “Yes. Isn't it?” “Of course, not! who's going to be friends with me, a crazy man?” she joked, but i didn't go along with her joke because i was serious about what i was saying.

We all yelled in unison. “Honestly I wasn’t expecting you both to cum this quick” Annie smirked. “Oh darling, we just took a break, we ain’t done cuming yet” vee said gazing at her girlfriend. God! I swear, I have the most ridiculous and dysfunctional bunch of gays as friends. “You two are full of nasty shits” vee said pointing at my bestie and her new found love, the blush on her face was so obvious to see. M&Ms or Cheetos? Piper asked.

“We’re all in this together!” Reluctantly, Maira searches through her phone until she finds the most embarrassing photo—a funny picture of her with braces and oversized glasses. “Alright, here goes nothing!” she says, posting it with a cheeky caption that leaves us all in stitches. “Alright, who wants another drink?” I ask, standing up to refill our glasses as the laughter settles. “Me!” the girls shout together, raising their glasses expectantly. I go to the drink station and pour fresh cocktails, the laughter bubbling around me like an overflowing fountain.

I said. I looked over at the boys, and they slipped the phones out again and recorded me. laughing their ass's off, and Guy is on the floor laughing so much he is like "Damn, I almost pissed myself this is too good," He says. Then I am trying to leave the room, "Why are you all ladies in here anyway?" I asked. "Someone says because of you, you are the richest man and the hottest man here. Someone says. Then some chick walks in, and then she looks over at me, but then she says. " Nope, he isn't that one over there," she says.

I replied honestly. "What is the favor?" She asked after few minutes. "You have to be a Fake-Girlfriend." I replied smiling. "A-What?" She shouted again at me. "A Fake-Girlfriend." I replied rubbing my ears. "Forget it! I will never be your Fake-girlfriend." She said shaking her head. "Why? Will you be my Real-Girlfriend?" I asked giving my famous smile. "Eww.. No way." She replied backing away. "Anyway! Fake-Girlfriend not for me but for Sid." I said rolling my eyes for her reaction.