Girlfriends Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“You are the best, the only thing I have in life. Long last our friendship, okay.” They laughed together. Then they spent the rest of the night flirting with Lisa and Risna again, and thinking about what Gadis would do to make them even more jealous with her behavior in the office later. Of course, what Gadis said made Lily and Manda laugh. They couldn't believe Gadis's completely unexpected train of thought. “They chose the wrong opponent, Girls,“ said the perky Girl. ***

Sarah chuckled, savoring the memory. Emily rolled her eyes, although the subtle smile on her lips revealed the close bond they shared. “You mean the time you turned an embarrassing situation into a spectacle of humour?” “Come on, it was funny! That moment was legendary.” Emily opened her mouth in mock surprise. “Legendary? More like a comedy of errors!” Sarah’s infectious laughter resonated throughout the cafeteria, causing a few to turn their heads towards them. “Sure, Em, but that moment sealed our fate as best friends. From that day forward, we were unstoppable!”

Although, I couldn't understand the reason why the young warrior said ‘I just got lucky’. “What if it wasn't luck as you guys believed?” Suddenly, they burst into a loud laughter in unison. “Really?” “Then what is it?” One of them surged forward. “Or you've also got some magical gift like Maddie does?” They chuckled softly, grinning before they burst into an erupting laughter. I frowned my brow at what seemed embarrassing to my image. “What exactly is so funny?” …And who the hell is the ‘Maddie’ in question?

- I slap my tongue. - Girlfriend, I'm sorry to talk like this, but you are too slow. If I were you, I would have given it to this man in every room of the house and in every possible position. I would even think about the possibility of giving him my ass. - Barbara speaks up, causing our laughter to echo through the place and even she can't stand what she just said. - I don't know how I can still be friends with you. - I put my hand on my stomach, recovering from my laughing fit.

Otherwise👹. My Marvelous: Just forget about even remembering I called you that, it'll be Three months later... Like in movies 😂😂😂😂. This girl was a case and I just found myself laughing at her corny jokes. And that made me miss her more. I couldn't wait anymore... Tbc...

“You’re like a sister to me. So, fuck it. Any other girl? Hell no.” I couldn’t help but laugh, the absurdity hitting me full force. “You know what? You’re hilarious, Nelly. I remember when you were still so dry, making those lame jokes about ‘six seven’ and cracking up when no one else found it funny. Good old days.” “Huh? My jokes were actually funny, girl.” She poked my side playfully, feigning offense. “Your humor—and everyone else’s—was definitely broken.” “Yeah, sure,” I dragged out, giggling. “Six-seven,” I teased again, mimicking her old deadpan delivery.

said Eun Ji with an awkward laugh. “You are so disappointing!!” shouted Sister Jiyoung from behind. ‘What is so disappointing about it. We forget serious stuff all the time!’ thought Lily in disbelief. “I can’t believe these two are my best friends. You know what? Let’s end it!! Let’s end this friendship!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! This is so annoying!!” screamed Min Ji in frustration. “Same, Min Ji, same” said Layla in annoyance. “She must be spitting fire right now” said Lily without expression referring to Min Ji.

“Like how to strip without bruising your knees or how to suck off strangers without gagging.” The room exploded. Laughter echoed. My hands curled into fists. Nyra snarled. “Let me out. Just one slash. Just one.” I forced a smile. I turned to the girl. “You know what’s funny?” I said, loud enough to cut through the noise. “I wasn’t going to say anything. But maybe I should. Like how you had a threesome with two strangers in your daddy’s car or how you cried afterward because one of them called you forgettable.”

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

What can I do? “Just because you found a girl that is worth putting a ring on doesn’t mean I have found one too, and I honestly am not looking”, I reply as the waitress approaches us and offers me a smile and a wink. I smile back as we order our breakfast and some coffee. She walks away, and I can’t help but watch her walk away, swaying her hips.