Go Home You're Drunk Memes นิยาย & เรื่องราว

Whenever I got drunk especially when I had too much, I tended to forget everything that happened. Like that night with Alaric— Ah, fuck. Alaric. I still couldn't believe what happened yesterday– how I had wanted him to kiss me, how I had practically begged him with my eyes to take things further. Now that we were at work, the thought of seeing him again made my stomach twist in embarrassment. Ding! Another notification interrupted my thoughts, and I glanced at my phone. Suhyeon: I can’t believe I’m agreeing with Esther here, but she’s right. You were always insane when you drank. Remember how we used to call drunk Isla ‘crazy Isla?’ Well, you outdid her last night.

I don't want her to have any regrets tomorrow. "But why?" She cooed with a frown. "Because you're drunk and you need to go home and rest." "But I want to stay with you." She replied with crossed arms. "And I want to stay with you too, but I have to take you home. You've had too much to drink, surprisingly and you're drunk and about to make bad decisions. You need rest, young lady." I can't believe that I was the one lecturing someone about drinking habits when a few months ago, I was a regular at local pubs and would always drink myself to sheer stupor, that I won't even know the way back home and I'd pass out on the streets, only to be fetched by my friends.

– sent. “Sorry, I didn’t mean it. I won’t do that again, I love you Xencia.” – Mj cutie. >Badass Girls< ‘Girls sorry, I have to go home early. I forgot I have something to finish. Have fun, goodnight.’ - Delivered I chatted them if ever they noticed that I’m out. I can’t see his face, it gets blurry because I’m really drunk but I still managed to escape from him and drive back home.

I patted him on the back, shaking my head. "Not that I can remember." Jeff gave me a sideways glance, crossing his arms against his chest. "Are you sure about that, kid?" I eye him with an indignant smirk at being called a 'kid' again. “Well, I can't believe you don't remember anything at all. Don't you remember the night we went out to celebrate your recent job offer?" I scratched my head, hoping the bar's name would magically appear in my mind. "Ah, yeah, we went out to celebrate in Hardee’s karaoke bar, didn't we?” Then I smiled at him. "That night was such a blast. How could you not remember anything? Well, after I got pissed drunk, I ran into this asshole after I sang my heart out for a

But he didn't listen and kept drinking. “Come on babe, drink with me. I’m feeling good. How about we go upstairs?” He raised his eyebrows up and down. “Babe, you’ve had enough to drink. How about we take this party home?” Madi said. “Okayyy, pooper party. I mean party poopy, ah you know what I mean.” Marty slurred. “Why don’t you sit here while I go to the bathroom and then we’ll find MJ and Jared and go home.” Madi said.

The crowed agreed and wave with me as the DJ plays his remix songs. Somehow, these nights reminded me of him. Flashes of painful memories entered my brain. I can even remember how I begged him to stay but he didn’t which made me have this habit of drinking liquor. “Fuck him!” I added the drink the remaining half of vodka from the bottle. I smashed the bottle on the wall the has a neon sign, “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”. The whole crowd gone wild when it illuminates more and a four letter word flashes in the whole bar.

“The other day you came back home drunk, what…” “Sorry to interrupt you, I didn’t come back home drunk. I have an active wolf so I can never be drunk. Drunkenness is for werewolves with weak wolves,” he bragged. “I was drugged at an event, I wasn’t drunk,” he added. “At an event or at the club?” I asked.

He slurred. "Okay then man, i need to find Tunde and my fiancée so I'll catch you later I guess. jọwọ da mimu. o mọ bi o ṣe gba. kan mu omi ki ori rẹ yoo yọ (please stop drinking. you know how you get. just drink water so your head will clear)" I said and walked off to find my wife. —————- Ama. I said yes.

*********************** *ARTURO* The party was in full swing, not looking like it was going to die down any time soon and my Mum was having a great time, I walked about giving out hugs and saying goodnight, it was time to head home and cuddle my girlfriend, she should be snug in bed by now, having dropped her slightly inebriated father home, he had drunk more than usual but with our team winning I am surprised we are not all drunk as skunks. What a silly saying that is, 'Drunk as Skunks', I wonder where that came from?

I told them to go home, I never intended to get that drunk, one thing leads to the other and well, I couldn't stop myself," "At least next time get a drinking buddy that you will not overdo things or better still drink at home, you are not just anyone Rafael, you are a freaking rich man and anything can be done to you in your vulnerable state and you will wake up in the morning to the consequences and not remembering most of your actions," "I will, I am sorry I brought you out of your house so early," "No, it's fine, I am happy that I can help,"