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Rejected and humiliated, Becca was cast aside by Alpha Desmond, the mate who was supposed to cherish her. Determined to prove her worth, she became a healer, using her skills to earn a place in the pack that shunned her. But when she is falsely accused of a crime and sentenced to death, her fate seems sealed. Until Alpha Eugene—Desmond’s long-lost brother and the rightful ruler—stops the execution with a shocking claim: Becca is his mate. Now caught between the Alpha who despises her and the one who swears to protect her, Becca must fight for her own destiny. Will she finally earn her place, or has fate already decided her path?

Warning: Mature Content Ahead. Can’t decide what trope you want to read next? Well, look no further because Fractured has it all. If you're ready to dive into a world where passion meets peril, where dominance intertwines with desire, and where one fierce female leads the charge, then this book is for you. On her first day at university, Josie’s life takes a dramatic turn. Expecting nothing more than the typical college experience, she instead finds herself thrust into a realm of supernatural intrigue. Her guide into this new world is none other than her enigmatic and irresistibly attractive headmaster. As Josie navigates her new reality, she encounters five breathtakingly hot males, each with their own secrets and powers. These men are not just eye candy; they play pivotal roles in a dangerous game of power and attraction. Josie must learn to harness her strength, confront hidden enemies, and balance the intense chemistry with the dominant males who surround her. Her journey is one of self-discovery, resilience, and undeniable passion. This book is a thrilling blend of romance, suspense, and supernatural elements, perfect for readers who crave a story that's as hot as it is heart-pounding. Prepare for mature themes and explicit scenes that will leave you breathless. Join Josie as she embarks on an adventure that will challenge her, change her, and ignite a flame within her that burns brighter than she ever imagined. This story contains explicit group scenes including some bxb.

Ano na lang ang gagawin mo kapag nagising ka sa isang unknown room at kasama mo ang taong tinataguan mo for five long years? Isang sign ba ito to start over again or way ito para masira niyo ang buhay ng isa't isa?

Romane Romano III is a spoiled brat son of a billionaire. What he wants, what he gets. Pero paano kung sa lahat ng gusto niya ay meron siyang kahati ? Ano ang gagawin ni Romane para mawala ang kanyang kahati? Meet Gianna Rae Roberto the big tomboy of the city na palaging kaagaw ni Romane sa maraming bagay pati na sa babaeng nagugustuhan niya. Paano kaya matatakasan ni Gianna ang galit ng isang Romane? Saan hahantong ang kanilang pag-aaway at agawan? Paano kung ang kanilang agawan ay mauwi sa pag - iibigan?

He snaked his arm around my waist and pressed my body against his. I stiffened in his hold, frozen with fear, anger, and a strange desire pulsing through my veins. “I’m Dante Romero, sweetheart.” His voice was low with a dangerously seductive edge, and I flushed with heat. “There are a lot of things I would dare that are beyond your imagination.” Dante tilted his head, placing his sinfully enticing lips above my ear. “I’m giving you a choice, Olivia: move in with me or get ready to never see your boys again.” ~~ Five years after a blurry one-night stand that led to a major sex scandal, Olivia Miller returns to Los Angeles with her triplet sons to start a new, peaceful life. That was until Dante Romero, the ruthless, cold-hearted CEO, barged into her life, outraged at her for hiding his children. Much to her dismay, he gives her two options: fight him for custody of their sons or move in with him. Helpless and afraid to lose her sons, Olivia decides to move in but vows to avoid him at all costs. But how could she when Dante, who claims she was paid to set him up and despise her, remains at her side, luring her in like a terrible dark temptation? What really happened five years ago on that dark, passionate night, and how is it tied to the death threats she’s receiving? ~Book one of The Billionaires' Lovers Series~

Airin demi bisa bercerai dari suaminya yang tukang selingkuh terpaksa menerima tawaran suaminya. Yaitu hamil dengan pria pilihan suaminya agar bisa punya anak. Anak itu akan di jadikan senjata bagi suaminya untuk mendapatkan warisan kakeknya. Suaminya tidak pernah mau menyentuh Airin karena selama ini dia selingkuh dengan wanita simpanannya. Tak di sangka pria pilihan suaminya itu ternyata mahasiswanya sendiri. Perhatian Fikar lama-lama membuat Airin terjebak dalam dilema cinta segitiga.

A mysterious quest. A lost prince. An unknown past. A huge stake in the world. A great mystery. A prince sets himself on a quest that will shake the continent and even the world. An epic fantasy story filled with adventure, power, destiny, fun and loving characters, mystery. Fall in love with a brand new set of funny, cool and quirky characters that are sure to make every moment worthwhile. Witness what it truly means to Rise... A Legend!

Ava and Andre are forced by their parents to get married to each other. But before then, they have been involved in a fight twice and agreed to get married just to exact revenge on each other. But guess what? Ava and Andre were young lovers at teens but seperated. But how? Well, we'll find out. Fix your seatbelt as we take a ride through this funny, mindblowing and romantic story!

Luna seorang CEO cantik berusia 35 tahun, terpaksa menikahi seorang HRD di perusahaannya yang telah mempunyai 2 orang anak atas permintaan sang papa. Namun, usai pernikahan sang suami meninggal sebelum melaksanakan tugasnya sebagai suami. Namun, suaminya memberikan amanah pada putranya seorang mahasiswa yang masih berusia 23 tahun untuk menikahi Luna, walaupun pemuda tersebut telah mempunyai seorang kekasih dan berjanji akan kembali padanya usai perjanjian dengan keluarga Luna berakhir. Pernikahan kedua Luna dengan anak sambungnya membuat Luna menjadi seorang wanita seutuhnya. Dimana, Devan sang putra sambung yang telah menjadi suaminya mampu memberikan kebahagiaan yang sempurna bagi hidup Luna baik di ranjang ataupun dalam kehidupan sehari-hari hingga Luna merasakan jatuh cinta yang tak pernah dirasakannya. Disaat cinta telah tumbuh subur dihati Luna yang mendapatkan layanan dan kenyamanan dalam diri Devan, CEO cantik itu pun hamil. Saat itu terjadi, Luna yang sangat menikmati kehidupannya bersama Devan pun, harus dengan ikhlas melepas Devan dan perjanjian pernikahan diantara mereka pun berakhir saat seorang putra penerus dalam keluarga Luna dilahirkan. Apakah yang terjadi dengan pernikahan Luna? Akankah Devan juga mampu meninggalkan Luna yang tengah hamil anaknya? Atau Devan meninggalkan Luna demi kekasih yang dengan setia menunggu perjanjian pernikahan diantara mereka berakhir? Untuk kisah selanjutnya, silakan kunjungi novel ini. Mohon dukungannya dengan memberikan ulasan dan bintang 5. Ulasan kakak semua sangat berharga untuk kelanjutan karya saya. Terima kasih atas dukungannya.

Ivy Hailana, gadis cantik dan berbakat terpaksa menjadi wanita penghibur untuk Tuan Muda Avyan yang kaya raya dan sudah beristri. Ivy dan Avyan memiliki rahasia dan luka batin. Saat mereka semakin dekat, perasaan cinta mulai tumbuh, namun apakah hubungan mereka dapat bertahan mengingat banyaknya perbedaan dalam kehidupan keduanya?